Summer of Survivor | New Era Wandoff
Survivor 46 RHAPAugust 08, 20241:25:14

Summer of Survivor | New Era Wandoff

This week, Rob Cesternino, Shannon Guss and Mike Bloom are joined by Josh Wigler to listen to listener-submitted Wandoffs about the new era of Survivor!

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[00:01:12] Summer of Survivor rolls on. And what a special night as we bring you the highly anticipated new era Wandoff tonight. And we are very excited to have back here the Summer of Survivor crew. First off, man, a very festive shirt here tonight. It's Mixmaster Mike Bloom.

[00:01:36] Yes, I am wearing as much sort of necromantic content as possible to summon the ghost of Casey Kasem tonight, Rob. It's been a while since he's been sent off to the afterlife. Okay. All right. Well, the Wandoff is in the afterlife and now is resurrected here tonight

[00:01:54] with a woman who first started making some of her RHAP bones in the Wandoff. It's Shannon Goss. Shannon, how are you? Rob, this is such an honor to be on the Wiggle Room or just the Wandoff. Are we calling it the Wiggle Room?

[00:02:10] I think we're calling it the New Era Wandoff Summer of Survivor. New era. Okay. Well, I still feel like I'm on the Wiggle Room. We did a Wiggle Room once, but Josh wasn't there.

[00:02:18] So to be on the Wiggle Room with Josh and you guys, I mean, what a joy. Yeah. And well, let me also just say, and we are on whatever podcast we're on, on Twitch here tonight.

[00:02:32] We are not streaming on YouTube because I think that there was a non-zero chance our YouTube channel would get deleted because Copywrong never felt so right. As we get ready to play the song Parodies, we are going to then take this video.

[00:02:49] I'm going to make it a free post up on our Patreon at robisawebsite.com so you can watch the video there. We'll host a video there and a SoundCloud link to all of the songs submitted. We can't get to everything here tonight,

[00:03:04] but we'll all be here for you at robisawebsite.com. You can be a patron for free and you get notified on all of the posts that we publish there. Then the posts that are for patrons are reserved for the patrons,

[00:03:21] but you get notified whenever we post something free over on Patreon. All right. So how about this? Are we ready to bring in... What's that? Is there a knock at the podcast door? Since I've had songs to sing, my name is Wanda Sherp.

[00:03:42] I am the music queen with easier, liver songs. About seasons I've not seen, but it's still time to play. So I'll just sing my name. It's W-W-W-Wanda. This is the Wandoff baby. W-W-W-Wanda. You wear a Wandoff casey. W-W-W-Wanda. This is the Wandoff baby. W-W-W-Wanda.

[00:04:04] Your turn now, sing it with me. W-W-W-Wanda. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wanda. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wanda. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wanda. W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wanda Sherp. Yeah, baby. Woo! Woo! Undefeated. New era Wandoff, baby. Drop the Wandoff there. That's the prize. Give it up. Josh. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Lur. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Yeah. Yes. What up? Yay!

[00:04:46] R.A.J.P. Oh my god. He's been gone for years. An event long in the making that so many people have been, either have been anticipating or if you're big T563 in the chat, you have no idea what's going on. You've no idea what's going on.

[00:05:07] And I'm old as shit as a result. They made me feel old when people were like, what's the Wandoff? I was like, learn your history. Well, that's the thing though, is that, listen, a lot of people have found their way into Survivor via the new era.

[00:05:20] And maybe that's the case with the canon of podcasting as well. So we're happy to bring it into a new realm. Let's shame people. Let's get geeky. So hold on a second. Casey Kasem just got here. He's locked out of my house.

[00:05:35] I need to go let him in. Okay. All right. All right. Sounds good. So Casey is gone. Rob has to, Rob has to go let in the ghost of Casey. Casey. A little counterintuitive because you would imagine that goes go through doors, but for the uninitiated. Yeah.

[00:05:55] Well, not rude ghosts to be fair. That's true. What do you expect that for people that have no idea what they're about to listen to, or maybe to refresh the mind because it has been a hot second since this entire exercise has been partaken in.

[00:06:08] What are we about to get into tonight? Approximately five years, actually. Wow. Getting really close to five years since the end. I guess like it's been like closer to like four full years. I found out relatively recently. And I also said this on a different podcast,

[00:06:25] not terribly long ago that apparently we did a podcast series called a wand off through time, a wiggle. That's the one I was on. Yeah. That was the, uh, that was our, our COVID era. Well, survivor isn't on. So it was crazy. Totally forgot.

[00:06:39] So it's been about four years since that about five years since hi, I'm Josh Wiggler. And I used to podcast about survivor. I'm an entertainment journalist who's done entertainment journalism things. And once upon a time I used to go out to location and talk to Jeffrey

[00:06:53] probes and the various survivor players. And I would talk to Rob about survivor. We did the evolution of strategy, which is a 30 season Epic going over the first 30 seasons of survivor that you could probably get on what Rob, patrion.com slash RHAP. Is that correct? You know what?

[00:07:13] That's a great question. It's a great idea. We're trying to get it up on it's available somewhere. Rob is a website that comes slash, uh, shop. Yes. And so once upon a time we did that and then I went 10 years old and now it's 10 years old recording.

[00:07:31] So a decade ago, what old or talk about time? A decade ago, we started it and then, uh, over the course of making the evolution of strategy, I fell in love, uh, folks, I fell in love, uh, with, uh, with an absolute, with an absolute,

[00:07:49] with an absolute dish called Wanda Wanda. Shirk, uh, is her name. And she is, we, I think we can call her the first one out of survivor Palau. Uh, even though it's technically Jonathan, more memorable one, I think Jonathan goes first,

[00:08:07] but I want to call it Wanda and I didn't love her at first, but over the course of recording the evolution of strategy, I really fell in love with Wanda and she became my spirit animal. As we proceeded through many years of survivor podcasting together,

[00:08:21] including during a podcast series called the wiggle room in which every week, Rob and I would talk about survivor and conduct the wand off, which was a song parody competition in which you out there in RHAP land submitted your song parodies about every single

[00:08:40] week of survivor to the wiggle room to be judged, not by me, not by Rob and not even by Wanda Shirk herself, but by the ghost of Casey case. And Rob was Casey judging them or was he just hosting? No, he, he judged him.

[00:09:00] He put the top five internally. Yeah. Yeah. He judged internally. Yeah. He would rate them. He would put them in a top five status. Then you out there in RHAP land would vote on the winner and the winner

[00:09:14] of the wand off each and every week got one of these guys. Let me just, let me just to just for the Twitch for the Twitch channel streaming beeps. This is a mint condition. Wigglers wombats hat still with the auto sticker on it's a snap baby.

[00:09:32] We've got a high tower. We got the orange wigglers wombats and like, I think it's probably athletic narrow would be my guess, but I don't know that you are bold. Indeed. I'm both athletic and narrow. This is the wigglers wombats orange font on a Navy blue cap. Really?

[00:09:50] If you can believe it, kids come in closer once upon a time, one of the single most coveted items in all of survivor nation. You wouldn't believe it when you wouldn't believe it when Dr. Mike burned one. And is that right? It is definitely right.

[00:10:05] Cause what happened was I won, I think it was the second ever wonder yeah. Yeah. Week two. And then I never want to get, and then I think you gave me a cap. Yeah. You said, did you give me one or did you say you would? Well, Shannon,

[00:10:20] do you not have one? Cause either I didn't give it to you or you lost it. And so now I don't move since then. I don't particularly feel good about either of those, but I feel worse. Cause I don't remember.

[00:10:36] And so it was gotten it to me through the mail. Yeah. Yeah. Or when one of the times you were in the United States, either way, this was, this was the prize. You would win one of these wigglers wombats hats. And then we stopped doing it.

[00:10:52] Wand off went away. Then wand off came back for the final wand off. And then apparently, yeah, we did the wiggle through time and that was like the actual final wand off. And I little, we, we wand off the little tiny bit in survivor 41 at the end.

[00:11:06] Mini really mini. Yeah. It was like monthly check-ins if I'm remembering. Yes. We did monthly check-ins on the wand off for survivor 41, which was until recently, the only new era season of survivor that I had seen, I'd walked away from survivor. And then, you know,

[00:11:22] it was focusing on post-show recaps, which is a scripted podcast TV network where we're talking about scripted podcasting, but now post-show recaps much like the wand off is over, but scripted TV podcasting, much like the wand off is back on our HAP.

[00:11:38] And so as part of the launch of our HAP, we know scripted TV, Rob C and I talked about a little dragon show called house of the dragon on a little podcast that maybe you don't know about folks called house of the mermaid dragon.

[00:11:55] And on house of the mermaid dragon, it's like a, it was like a survivor, a survivor game of Thrones mullet business in the front survivor party in the back mermaid dragon. And that's a reference I now understand because house of the mermaid dragon

[00:12:14] was a podcast where we talked about house of the dragon season two for about 30 minutes. And then for like 20 minutes, we talked about survivor 46, which I have now seen. It was really, I mean, I guess it's the experience of the fan.

[00:12:26] Most people watch the whole season of survivor. Don't podcast any minutes of it. I'm not sure for you, you know, the amount of time that you put into watching survivor and the amount of time we spent talking about it, like I think it was a little disproportionate. Yeah.

[00:12:39] Well, Josh has really, I think set himself up as like, I am now a survivor ultra casual. I would still say you're still maybe a level above a concern that you put as to Rob's point, a non-zero amount of minutes into talking about survivor. Also, Josh,

[00:12:52] I've messaged this to Josh once he's never going to be a casual it's in his blood. It's like my friend who was ultra religious. It's like a midichlorian. Yeah. And now she's not religious, but it's still like she like it's in her, you know,

[00:13:05] like you'll always have that in him. Well, so I walked away from survivor. I'd like, I would stay like apprised of survivor, like, you know, kind of loosely and like I would get, I would stay in touch with people in the survivor space.

[00:13:20] And like a lot of like my friends in the survivor space also were either, you know, I kind of casual or maybe not even watching at all. For instance, actually Wanda herself, she and I text still fairly frequently. And like, she, she wasn't watching the show,

[00:13:36] but she used to like read the social media and stuff. And then I think it was when was for when was survivor 43 a couple of years ago, the fall of 2022. So in the fall of 2022 is when I got this voicemail from her.

[00:13:48] If you want to just give this a quick listen. Oh, survivor. 41. I know the names of both. Someone's gonna have to tell me. Who the fuck is. Who the fuck is. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know. This is a radio. I did.

[00:14:06] So she was confused on that. And I had like, I had to explain to her like, yeah, there's a guy named Gabriel. And he's like, I don't know who the fuck he is. I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, I don't know who the fuck he is.

[00:14:19] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And she was like, give me a fucking name. And I explained to her like, yeah, there's a guy apparently who won. He was. What was he?

[00:14:33] He was like a crocodile or something like that. There's an alligator. Like there's an out an alligator. So I had to tell one. About, about that. She also had questions about some of like the new. Era twist. She left me this voicemail once.

[00:14:42] I played my shot in the dark. And now I'm saying twist has a bad name. I shot my shot in the dark. And now I'm saying twist has a bad name. I shot my shot in the dark. And now I'm saying twist has a bad name. I'm safe.

[00:14:50] This twist has a bad name. I shot my shot to stay in the game. Mike and Shannon, will you please explain? Because I think this twist. So late. Once you're freaking lame. Thank you. No, thank you. Yeah. And then she goes, Oh, yeah, she hangs out.

[00:15:14] I have the exact same reaction of like, I didn't realize I was on a first name basis with one that is crazy. Yeah. A couple of years ago, she knew that I would be on this podcast

[00:15:21] with you guys and maybe you'd be able to explain what a shot in the dark is. So anyway, like so I've stayed like plugged in with a couple of the people, but I've mostly been plugged out. But then I plugged into Survivor 46 alongside Rob this past summer and.

[00:15:35] I'm I'm kind of into it all the way back. Oh, I don't know what all the way back looks like. There's so many of you doing survivor stuff now. Where would I even fit in? No, stop it. But I took your place. You can take it right back.

[00:15:50] He's relapsing, they say in the chat. Folks, you don't know. Yes, it's happening. But like, I don't know. It was fun. I had a good time. So now I know who Kenzie is. I know Q, who's Shannon's fave.

[00:16:05] And I would say he's he if I if I don't say he's my fave, that's a that's a big mistake. I know that mistake, you know. Uh, you know, I understand that mistake. You shouldn't have done that. Yeah. And so like I'm I'm back in, I'm enjoying this.

[00:16:23] And so I'm thrilled to be here at least for one night only for a new era one off that I have to say, I will only tangentially understand most of the songs that we can stop a little bit and explain. We try and explain it to you.

[00:16:36] There'll be some fun history or we could just to Wanda's point, let it linger and just live without context. As if you did not fall out of the coconut. I kind of love that. I kind of like it out faster than going back and watching the old episode.

[00:16:50] Yeah. OK, so if there's any we have any questions along the way, we can like a Deadpool level of exposition, by the way. I'm just trying to catch people up on what Rob and a test to is a very con among the single most convoluted

[00:17:07] lore heavy pieces of R.H.A.P. mythology is the one it was important. I think that you should watch 42, but we'll discuss. Stop right there. You want to know right now before you go any further, this is Wanda and you're in my arena if you need to.

[00:17:28] You can straight up leave here. It would make me so happy for the rest of my life if you'd shut the shirt up and just eat your damn eyes. It's the one. It's the one. Forever, if you need to, you can straight up leave here,

[00:17:42] but it'll make you so happy for the rest of your life. If you turn this off and turn out to me nice, you want to know. Before you go any further, it's the one dog. It'll be here forever. I don't know. We met.

[00:18:03] How much of this podcast is just going to be aggressive and banging? You didn't exposition the theme song. Yeah, that's the point. Yeah. Explain to the people. No. Remind me why we did turn out to me nice. Was that an Abbey? Mary?

[00:18:16] No, that was for that because coming up soon. I JP. Oh yeah. I was going to say there might be the person who might have been the source of the quote might have a. Oh, God. Was it? All right. Hold on. OK, who we are here.

[00:18:30] New era wand off. And we're very excited to get into everything here tonight. We had about 40 submissions that came in. And so very busy day here at our HAP. Casey Kasem is downstairs. He was catching up. You let him in. Yeah, I let him in.

[00:18:54] But he was catching up with the guys like, oh, these are the kids got big and everything. Is Casey Kasem going to cuck your wife, Rob? I mean, I that was an idea that was going through my head, Mike. No, no one was. We have a conversation.

[00:19:09] He was sweetly catching up about how the kids had. I can't believe you just put your full bloom filth on the ghost of Casey Kasem. Oh, that's romantic. No, no. That's the reason why he has unfinished business. No, no.

[00:19:22] We're not talking about the ghost of Casey Kasem cuckolding anyone. That's not part of this. Let alone, you know, you don't know Casey Kasem. We're not cuckolding anyone here. No. Oh, my God. What an insult to his memory. The wand off is not for cuckolding.

[00:19:41] Can we get that on a hat? Yeah, we should have two versions of it. It's Smith vs. Combat, not Kate cuckolding. I do apologize, Rob. I did not mean to Casey Kasem in any way. That's OK. I don't even know if you watch his House of the Dragon,

[00:19:56] so I don't know if he would even be able to. But OK, so we've got a lot to get to today. Again, that's Casey Kasem. It looks like he's here. Don't worry, Casey. Nobody has said anything inappropriate about you. Yeah. Where were you, though?

[00:20:16] Yeah, he's here and he's ready to channel in and take over my body as he does. All right. That's the only body in this house he's taking over, Mike. OK, I want to get everything straight.

[00:20:29] OK, yes, I guess it is fair to say that he kind of cuckold. Yeah, if he doesn't, if he doesn't leave your body at some point. I think I feel like I open. I do. I think logistically what's happening is if Casey possesses Rob

[00:20:46] and so Casey's now in Rob's body, isn't he not cuckolding the R.A. JP listenership? Hmm. I think that's how it works. I didn't think that's where you were going. And I'm glad it's where you went. And I now want to get off this train.

[00:20:59] OK, well, unfortunately, the train just left the station. Because the one that is fully back and it is out of control already. All right. 20 minutes and we haven't even played any of the one. Yeah, let's go ahead. We got like 17 minutes. The one off. It's Casey case.

[00:21:21] I can't believe what I've been hearing. Yeah. Sorry, Casey. I know that they don't have cuckolding in heaven. Actually, Josh, that's where you're wrong. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. It be heaven if you couldn't somebody. Oh, Casey. Case them. Wow. I'm done, Casey.

[00:21:48] All right. Well, Mike out. Shannon's out. And it's just like old times, baby. It's a case of my new favorite person. All right. I, too, am a man. Uh huh. Yeah. My God. Casey, are you one of my ancestors? Raro is a man or two.

[00:22:07] Like a DNA test turns out I'm 100 percent that case. Wow. Mike and I, this is what was in the blood. We got to live. Love to talk and both love. Yes. Uh huh. Zoinks. Yeah. Hey, Casey. So how have you been?

[00:22:25] It's been it's been, I guess, probably for us. It's been like almost like four years now at this point. Three years. Josh, I've been so good. Been waiting to get back on here for a new era. Wanda Casey, have you been keeping up?

[00:22:40] We've got you watching the show much to catch you up on. And did you watch 42? I've watched everything up in heaven. Yeah. Did I have a time on plus in heaven, Casey? Yeah. Mike, heaven is so freaking cool that they've got Paramount Plus with Showtime.

[00:23:01] Oh, shit. No way. And you get the episodes early or is it just when they air like for us? We've actually seen all of Survivor Future. OK. How is it? Is it good? You think it's crazy now? Just wait. Can you give us the craziest twist

[00:23:20] are they going to introduce in the future? At some point, two tribes. Whoa. Whoa. That's right there. Wow. I don't believe it. You haven't seen the future. They would never know. All right. Well, first, I have great appreciation for all this people that sent in their one.

[00:23:42] Oh, here it is. Went above and beyond. Wrote in Dear Casey. Oh, no, I know that. Yeah. The one doves. Yes. And then and I know Mike Mike right now is being like, oh, this is such a sweet moment. Whereas like me, a trained Wando professional knows that

[00:23:56] we're in disclaimer territory right now. Oh, no. Yeah, it's a disclaimer. All the one doves came in with nothing but love. And yeah, that's right. Yep. And then what happened? Down the list. So what happened here? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Sam did that.

[00:24:18] Is this where we reveal that Sam was pineapple boy? Seven. The whole time. Yeah, every one of the operation needs a fall guy. Wow. Sam's in the private chat saying I hate you so much. Uh huh. Sam is also a camera on in the background doing the finger.

[00:24:38] You have doing. Did he have to? Did he have to give the finger? Did he have to? OK, I am. It's not that I am ready to bring you the Wandov honorable mentions as by Sam. All right. Quick question for you, Casey.

[00:24:55] Have you possessed any bodies since we last checked in? And if so, are you're like is your like your mastery over a corporeal form like back and like can you manipulate Rob's digits is an important question. I have to press buttons. I'm begging you to press play.

[00:25:13] I'm just one. I can do more than that. OK. All right. OK, I just it's a safety check. And again, you can hear all the submissions in a free post later on tonight at Rob as a website dot com. So I patron. OK.

[00:25:31] Cool. Did you all hear you could just be a patron for free now? It sounds like that. Cool. First day's the stream. Will they think of next? Yeah. Yeah. But is it is it worth explaining who I am? No. Yeah, probably.

[00:25:48] I think anyone who has access to Wikipedia, frankly, I think the picture we painted of you is far more unique than anything that was previously. Actually, Casey, are you are you able to just like hop out of Rob for a second and let Rob explain who you are?

[00:26:03] That'd be cool. Sorry, we're locked in. Oh, OK. Well, then. Anyone will survive in the Amazon. Yeah, this would be pretty amazing if we just didn't did 57 minutes more vamping and never played a song. Well, then, Casey, can you explain who you are?

[00:26:20] Actually, what I'd rather do is explain a little bit of how the wand off works. OK, so this is why Casey is probably the most mentally healthy podcaster on the R.A.P. network really keeps his personal life under lock and key.

[00:26:36] And we'll do so with the help of an old friend. Here's Isabel. You can get your glory. Robin, Josh will review your. Don't surrender. Because you can win a Wiggler's Wombat. So less than one minute long when you're ready to vote, vote for your favorite song.

[00:27:10] Don't cheat if you're from Cherry Hill. The one for those who believe. And that's what the one. Is it submitted like two weeks ago where it could have been played as the thing on the page about explaining what the one is. Yeah, please.

[00:27:30] There's so much one minute long, people. And also that was a great one from Celine Dion fire with. I got that on fire with. That's great. He was on fire. Yeah. Yeah. Someone from Cherry Hill one sent in a bunch of ballots. That's the exposition there.

[00:27:52] Yeah. And the one off is the one off. Yeah. A comment live from the chat is are they stalling for a reason? No. So which Minnow stalling replied? No, this is just what they're like. Wow. That's the way it is. He is. That's the way it is.

[00:28:11] It's probably my top ten favorite songs. I could lie of all time. Wow. Really? Yeah. Celine Dion's that's the one that we just listened to. You know, honestly, if at my funeral, whoever's listening, play this. Oh, this guy. Now, that version then before. Wow. Yeah. OK.

[00:28:29] Well, yeah. OK. All right. Mike is ready for heaven based on how that's the way it is. Well, you hear about what heaven has. I heard that there's cuckolding in heaven and like his wife. I made up now. I become more developed than I ever have before.

[00:28:42] Summer of Survivor hits a low. Mike Bloom's top ten songs of all time is on the list. Yeah. Number seven may surprise you. Yeah. Number several may surprise. There we go. Top five Celine Dion song for me. So like we can discuss later.

[00:28:58] Now that we've explained all the Wanda rules, it's time to bounce around through time. We'll do it again. Definitely. Yeah. Let's talk about a person who's a friend of the pod who we got to see play back in Survivor 42. Jenny's with Mike the fireman on the block.

[00:29:23] At camp, Olivia's was high. They got a plan. And who's at camp? Samira lost her vote on the island. One more slot at camp. The man this song is playing, break it down. Looks good for high and Lydia. Looks good for high and Lydia.

[00:29:39] Looks good for high and Lydia. Because Daniel's drunk gonna give it to you. Daniel's drunk gonna give it to you. The folks are tired and he starts to talk. I don't wanna dry rock. Come on! Yes. Oh, that's incredible. Yes. That was from Kelly Bruno Mars.

[00:30:01] Once upon a time, once upon a time, Professor Strunk said, can you come out of retirement for a wand off just like to do uptown Strunk? And I said, no, without Daniel Strunk. So I'm glad someone did it for Strunk. I hope I hope Strunk enjoyed that.

[00:30:19] Oddly, and this is not a bit dragon fruit sounds like my shoulders have really been hurting a lot lately. Quite a bit. Quite a bit. Maybe that was just the lingering pain, the ghost pain, if you will. Yeah. Like some like shared phantom pains.

[00:30:37] It was his shoulder, right? There's a shoulder. OK, OK. Shoulder out. I'm tripping on the sand in the opening challenge. Do you know the tie high vote? I have no idea what that is. 30 seconds of exposition.

[00:30:48] Wait, do you want to spoil it for me or should I be able to watch it? Everyone else knows what it is. You didn't watch it. I don't want to know. Do you know context free? No spoilers. Keep it going. Run the train.

[00:30:58] I think I think I think Josh, Josh, Josh can give consent as to whether or not he wants that. Thank you, Mike. Yeah, I do not consent. And you should watch 40. I do not consent. We'll score 43. Got it. You're not consent.

[00:31:12] I will pick up on context clues and I will fake laughter if I must. No, wouldn't be the first time. OK, well, what did you pick up from that? Josh had fun with five years. It is an art with him. All right.

[00:31:25] That's it. I don't even really remember what happened there. This next Wando comes from a moment in the Survivor 45 finale. Let's bring in our old friend Jason Lee. Don't go breaking the props. I hope they'll be all right. Oh, Jake, the challenge is fragile.

[00:31:50] Jeff, I'm not like Owen Knight. You just broke. Don't go breaking the props. Oh, I'm just going to try to go quick. You're stomping real hard. Oh, crap, that thing just collapsed. He broke the challenge. That's fine. That's not a John Cody and Kiki D via Doris.

[00:32:16] Oh, my God. Well, I thought that was just one guy doing two different voices. Mm hmm. It was a duet. Mm hmm. It was a duet. Much like Jake's foot in that prop. Yeah. Much like Kenzie and Liz doing a duet at the immunity challenge that

[00:32:35] stopped Maria from continuing on Survivor. I only had my references are either 46 or from the 30s. Do you know Jake? Yes, Jake. You'd like to. OK, yeah, OK. Yeah, OK. OK, OK. Not to be confused with another player named Kane. Boston, dude. Right.

[00:32:59] Boston, dude. But both of them into Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. Is that right? Yes. No, I don't know that Jake is busy or he would fairly into it. He's more of a theater guy than a dandy ish. And he is a Boston boy.

[00:33:10] Mm hmm. See, I like pay like light attention. I always click through Mike's slideshows, click through Mike stuff, folks. He went parade dot com slash Mike Bloom or whatever it is. It's not that close enough, but find Mike Bloom's parade stuff. This is a mandate, folks.

[00:33:28] Click a mandate. Click Robin Casey like Troy's and would say in the 30s of Survivor. Click, click, click. And whenever a certain new Survivor cast drops, I know you'll want those. That's it. Thank you, Josh. Yeah. Troy, then blocked all of us.

[00:33:49] Yeah. Honestly, in the time since then, that has aged well for me. Like I get it. I get the mass block. I think it's fine. Yeah. I'm sorry I was part of it. I don't think I said anything about Troy then, but I think it's fine.

[00:33:58] We had a very nice reconciliation on the Survivor game changers red carpet over it. And then we never spoke again afterwards. Yeah. But it was like a nice moment was like, I'm sorry. He's like, it's hard out here to be Troy's.

[00:34:10] And it's like, I understand no one's giving you crazy. You guys don't mean to me. And I was like, I know it's not great. And he's like, OK. And then he unblocked me and we shook hands and we never spoke again. Was Troy then on game changes?

[00:34:22] Yeah. Yeah. The green monster on the red carpet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what happens when you talk to a person in the real world and not just online. That's right. That's right. Good lesson, Casey. Thank you. So Casey is famously a champion against cyberbullying.

[00:34:42] I hate cyberbullying Troy then. So yeah, yeah. No one cyberbullied Troy Zenn. Does anyone talk about Troy Zenn anymore? No. No. Oh my God. I fully forgot he was on game changes. I'm not even kidding. All right. I have to look it up. Next up, Josh.

[00:35:03] Love this era for me. There was some news you may have heard about how a certain prize is no longer happening on Survivor. Yeah, here's one from Swaggy J. Oh, oh, who's back? Yes. So exciting. I don't need to donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to survivor players.

[00:35:25] I love cheap thrills, baby. I don't need to donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to survivor players. I love cheap thrills. That's fair. That's it's fun to think about her. Thinking that while just like moving around in money that you know. See you later.

[00:35:43] I'm surprised Sia decided to quit this season, to be honest. I think she probably just didn't get through the pre-merge. And then it got so much better. Are her financials OK? Well, that's the bigger question is, listen, if Sia didn't stop giving away money during a rather

[00:36:00] controversial part of her career, but maybe that might have bled her dry a bit. Yeah. Very good. Am I missing out on like Sia lore also? Is she did she do bad things? Yeah, but we'll do the we'll do the the Sia wand off when Sia

[00:36:15] will take over the body of Rob. We'll get into it. Oh, that's a dark day. All right. Next up, we had one rule and we told people keep it less than a minute. Yeah. DJ DJ Franny first boot. OK. Now,

[00:36:41] so we cut down some of DJ Franny boots medley of seasons 41 through 46. I like to start off with a little bit from season 43. Special be thanks for the special be they will help keep me a bit longer.

[00:37:01] That's just in case the first lady of podcasts listens to this one. OK, OK. There was the idols, Josh. They had to get beads from other tribe members. Oh, I've heard about that. I heard about that. And then there's the guy who made a hat right.

[00:37:14] And he had a little hat. Cody, here's a little bit from Survivor 44 from DJ Franny first. The survivor rules they say, say, say, say, say you could climb big rocks all day, day, day, day, day. And I think they may now change, change, change, change, change

[00:37:32] because Matthew fell off. Matthew fell off. Oh, I watched that because I watched a couple episodes of 44. He fell off a cliff. I mean, he was climbing the rocks and slid down. He fell off a cliff. That guy didn't fall off a cliff, fell off a big thing.

[00:37:49] He fell off a cliff, didn't he? Like the good son? Yes. What? 37 minutes before Josh brought it back to the good. So that feels like a new record. Yes, ropes had Matthew in one hand and Matt in the other. And he had to choose.

[00:38:05] And of course, he chose Matt. Mm hmm. He knew that there was a showman's potential. Yeah. Here's a little thing from Survivor 45 for you, Josh. Just to catch you up. OK. Oh, look at all those votes for Caleb. Oh, look at all those votes for Caleb.

[00:38:30] Caleb Gabriel, copying the votes at the mergatory tribal scene, places SITD. Caleb Gabriel waiting to see if he can continue to play. The scrolls that say all the votes for Caleb. They do not last for long. All the votes for Caleb, all 11 now are gone.

[00:39:04] That was that was watch. That was brilliant. That was like the honestly incredible skating of Caleb Gabriel with Eleanor Rigby. That deserves a Grammy, in my opinion. No, I will say SITD, like hearing that it's a bit of a jump scare. Like riding is a little bit different.

[00:39:21] He voted he he gave the voting out Caleb and he played his shot in the dark and his shot in the dark. It worked. He played his SITD. The best part of heaven. No, SITD. Clean bell hell for. Yes, yes. Everything is aluminum. The only thing that's clean.

[00:39:42] SITDs are gone. Uh huh. Do we call them SITDs? You know, they call them shots. I think like you played your shot. If I were still here, I'd call them SITDs every week. Or do that. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:39:56] This is the price you'll pay if I come back is I'm going to call them SITDs and nothing else. And then he played it. And then the next week they were just like, ah, now we get it. Right. Isn't that how it is? SITD. No spoiler. Yeah. GTFO.

[00:40:11] I consent to that because I believe I know this one. I mean, to be fair, not a lot of SITDs really truly go away. But yeah, that's right. Vernacular is going to stick around. That's right. That's right. The plainness with which that was said.

[00:40:23] Yeah. All right, Josh, we've got one that maybe you might remember from your watch of Survivor 46. This is good emphasis on might because, you know, James Barger. Let's hear it. Science will know that it is. It's called coconut. And for the rest, that's right. Number two.

[00:40:53] Oh, so you made you dig through. You made you dig through. You made you dig through to make you just dig through. You made you dig through. You made you dig through. You made you dig through to do just made you dig through. Oh, yes, it's that.

[00:41:11] Man, you did you take. So remember when you had everyone remember when Jim had everyone for the idol? Hold on a second. I like I definitely just watched all of survival. So this is a behind the scenes. And I would have paid attention if someone was pulling

[00:41:31] an Ellie Sattler through some doo doo. Allegedly, Carla, one of the cast members from 43 tweeted while that was happening on screen. Oh, that's where we pooped during Survivor 43. But that's not your poo. It would be Jim made you dig their poo.

[00:41:47] Wait, so when when you look through poo poo, not your poo. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So so Jim, when she like hid like the I keep wanting to call it like a bucket, but it's a box, right?

[00:42:00] Like this like box, the lock box, the box box. She put the box in the poo tree. She didn't know how. Well, no, she didn't. She didn't even have the box in the first place. She like she she made them like didn't she make them for the clue?

[00:42:16] Yeah. Yeah. But there was but there was nothing else besides that was a wild goose chase. But but she made them dig in the like it was a clue poo. Well, she didn't realize that they use the same beaches every season. And a contestant from Survivor 43

[00:42:31] when they saw the episode said that's where we used to drop a deuce. Oh, got it. Understood. OK. I don't know. I don't know. Are you submerged? These are merged care like premerge characters. I'm not paying attention to your names.

[00:42:49] So I thought that like that was a person who was on the beach. And so like the gem deviously like make them like dig through like their own poo spot, because I thought what's the name of the person who said it was a poo tree? Carla, Carla.

[00:43:01] I have no idea who that is and could have been a premerge contestant on Survivor 46, which I just watched. Shannon, pretty casual these days. I'll tell you, it's in your blood. Look at it. It's in my blood.

[00:43:12] You could you could go on and more about survival than people will ever know. So my blood may be one that's not as high concept. It's the phrase that pays for the bar. Forty one years. Oh, I love this. I like what you said about broccoli.

[00:43:39] You said it all that they're like small trees. You said by broccoli about broccoli how they little trees. But you said my broccoli not my broccoli. I like what you said about broccoli. Oh, wow. I feel like this one requires an explanation for Shannon. I know. Yeah.

[00:44:16] So this was you late because you were listening to that over and over again. And the same guy, by the way, or we moved on from the message. That was Trent Finney, aka Dana Lambert Carvey. Yeah. Oh, Dana Lambert. I know we did do those.

[00:44:32] We did the Survivor 41. And so we did the one we did three one officer. So for Survivor 41 and we definitely got some chopping broccoli. OK, yeah, it's great. It is great. And I'll get Shannon from like 30 years ago. Yeah, well, we'll be explained to you. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

[00:44:50] It's good. Yeah. You have to explain that SNL skit and not why Rob is Casey Kasem. To be fair, if you haven't watched the Amazon or found the clip where Rob acts like Casey Kasem, like you got to watch it in the right place. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:45:03] My parents took it on YouTube. Paramount Plus. Uh-huh. So I didn't have it is a full uncut version available on Paramount Plus in heaven. We are not telling listeners to go to heaven. We are not doing that. That is not. There are no accusations. But there are these.

[00:45:18] There are accusations enough of our HAP being a cult. Let's like not go all the way. This is the end. This is the last one. Last honorable mention. Oh, OK. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Oh my God. I'm like, mine gets it. One last honorable mention.

[00:45:30] And this is. A new era winners biggest wish. Oh, here's Billy Thompson. OK. As I said, I can't wait to see Jeff. I can't wait to not eat that sour, not brush my teeth. Boobie, they always start breaking. Let Jeff Jeff poop in the ocean.

[00:45:58] Can't keep that info to himself. No, he's given birth to a brown trout. Oh, dear Lord. Let you know the layers of Michael Adams, Uncle Baltimore, and who submitted that? Who was the person who submitted it? Billy Thompson. That's really familiar, though. Did you guys get you here?

[00:46:27] Can we get it again? Someone can someone can do an anagram really quick of that name. The poop trend all lore folks. Well, oh my God. This is only going to hit for people in like a couple of days. Give him a hat. Send the hat.

[00:46:52] I think it's only appropriate that we only appropriate that we do to who deemed one dog only makes sense. I am. Yeah, why was so many about who? You know what? I'm sure it's all jam jam have pooped in the ocean. I'm surprised that the poo song

[00:47:07] wasn't about Liz finally taking a poo as well as declaring that we have that as well. Oh, right. Look what you made me do. Yeah. Wow. Boo. Oh, my God. Danjam wanted to poop in the ocean. I love it here. I love it.

[00:47:22] There's a lot of subtext there. I love this song. I love this position. Wow. Can that play at my funeral? We've got more than several songs to get to the top one doffs in the country. We're counting down the hits. All right. Let's start off with one

[00:47:43] comes to us from Jim Fishwick. OK, and they really understand Rob's sister, Nino, maybe Rob coded. Here's Jim. Andy, Applebee's, Marjorie, Sanctuary, Shipwheel Island, Birdcage. Whoa, sorry. Whoa, Charlie Brown. Big mistake. No, but you can have this fake full to boogie broccoli, bro. You're from Idaho.

[00:48:12] Popped a Euro million hot stupid lie shot in the dark. 3D printers cancelled Christmas sandwich based revenge. Idle cooking on the fire. Noel offering papaya. I want the gratification. L.I.V.I. Get stick buggy. I say Turtles, Mary and one and burger these toes. Q skirt.

[00:48:34] What about the big girls? I'm pissed at the rice. Come on in. But don't say guys are training post-its run by Devon's. Hang on. It's a 47 year old era of survivors. Never taught you funny. You know, on a journey through the era of survivors 96 days is. Believe.

[00:48:57] That was the legendary Billy Jolinski. Mm hmm. Can I vote this into the rock and roll hall of fame? Is that allowed? That was incredible. Wow. And that's the next mission you need, actually. The worst worth lifting our we didn't start the fire ban, which I did believe

[00:49:14] was still in place. Well, I believe now that we didn't start the fire making right now to get in. Yeah. Wow. That was great. He's part of the New York. I feel like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. I just like learned kung fu.

[00:49:27] I feel like I now know like everything. What are you? What are you? Where I'm going to end? Yeah. What really like stuck with you? I don't know. I forgot it immediately as soon as the song ended, but I loved it. You know, loved it.

[00:49:40] Yeah, I mean, it is. It's really cool that like the people say the New York doesn't have a lot of stuff happening in it. There's an entire song that just described all these random memetic moments from it. And that was a lot of stuff is happening.

[00:49:52] Yeah, that was a Debbie song that I made in my first ever podcast as well. We didn't start the fire. I'm the one who started it to get to the band. Yeah, I started. We didn't start the fire. I did start it, ironically.

[00:50:04] Yeah, but I didn't start the fire. That's great. All right. Next up, an old friend of the Wandoff is back to talk about a little bit more about a guy who broke some props earlier in the Wandoff here. We already heard that. Yes. So I'm right in.

[00:50:24] Here's MJC. Oh, Michael J. Clark. Doesn't seem to matter what I try. Want the votes to tie. Sorry. Whoa, what the hell does? Oh, I count numbers like Survivor Champs pass out at the camps. But you know, I will survive. Massive plan at final five. I'm just Jake.

[00:50:54] Julie insists that I'm a snake. What will it take to make this God forsaken Jersey my ability? I'm just Jake. Didn't mean for that challenge to break. Can't really point to one mistake I had to play the cards that were dealt to me. Oh, yeah. Dancing. My energy.

[00:51:24] The you took it. Energy. Wow. Incredible. That's skinny Ryan Gosling. Bobby huge, huge, huge props to the incredible Michael J. Clark with the pipes, bringing the pipes and the energy. Wow. A great sort of like summation of Jake. OK, the incredible character that he was and is.

[00:51:48] And when you played this out of the finale, I would have cried. I might still. Man, I wish that we had been. We weren't even doing one doffs yet. But God, if I'm just Ken, was that was happening during Millennials versus Gen X would have been very funny.

[00:52:02] I'm apparently Ken. Yeah, I'm a kid. The Jackson he's making up. Well, yeah, well, Jake's Jake. Apparently, yeah, Jake, I believe Laura. I'm just enough sweater, Rob, when he did express the next day. Right. I remember. Yeah. He loves vinyl. Yeah, you can get that song on vinyl.

[00:52:23] Sounds like what does the survivor Barbenheimer? Is there a surviving timer? Maybe it'll survive. Or Barbenheimer is when they have the premiere of Survivor and the finale of Big Brother. Yeah, that's yeah, that's good. That's good. That's surviving. Heimer, I survive in Heimerd once I survived in Heimerd.

[00:52:42] The one where the cop won Big Brother and it was the San Juan del Sur premiere was dead when Derek won back in 2014. I survive in Heimerd. Mm hmm. All right. Survived that survivor. Brother, Josh.

[00:52:55] First episode I ever watched and almost the only one, but not the only one. I've seen a few more. A new era, Wandoff, but you're in luck because a lot of the top songs in the country come from a season you just watched.

[00:53:10] Here's a little recap from DJ Bight. OK. You're listening to 77.7 SVRL, the only station that does not, not rock. Oh, he's going to sweat it off and several leaky buckets couldn't make a splash. Gonna vote him off. The legend of Jelinski was too good to last.

[00:53:47] You touch that. A million. After that, it's better. We think it's a shenanigans. Ten says twenty two. You make the final three. But finish number two. Everything will be all right if Sierra gets money in my shoes. No, to do. Not to do. So.

[00:54:56] Maria, I just lost the game. OK, OK, OK. Am I near a new job? A lot there from DJ Bight. Wow. Oh, wow. I'm glad you're 46 or there would be DJ Bight. Love that. I wasn't even a bite. That was like a full mouthful of references. Bight.

[00:55:21] You got a big old bite out of Sriracha. 46, didn't we? I don't know why I just tried to do the like, oh, I'm going to make a real name for myself now. Yeah. Wow. Now I do imagine Bonu as Aladdin, and that is a pretty incredible idea. Wow.

[00:55:37] Oh, maybe people didn't hear the survivor, the house of the mermaid dragon podcast that Rob and I did. But I'm a Bonu guy. I'm one of the million hearts folks. I'm I'm I'm part of Bonu nation. Bonu disappeared, though. We don't know where he is.

[00:55:52] I know he's around. What's he doing? I'm not an actor. Uh-huh. But he is, which is what we discovered, right? He is. He has an IMDb page and he's been in several shorts. Who hasn't? Doug doesn't have an IMDb page.

[00:56:05] I believe he's just been making the block hot ever since. That's just been his M.O. I mean, it's been a very hot summer. Yeah, it has been. Enjoy it. It's the coolest summer we'll ever have again. It's having sounding even better now.

[00:56:21] Somebody else who's making the block hot. Another old friend of the Wandoff, Davis, Davis, Kama, Will is amazing to talk about. Yeah, the other legend, the book survivor 46. Oh, OK. Name me a number in between six and eight. Maybe it's a hungry one with nine on its plate.

[00:57:04] I don't think four hours is enough when there's so much to carry. Several is seven. I know that this new turn of phrase is just legendary. Several is seven. Lord, I'm a Jeffrey. Yes. Got that one. Yeah. Los Lonely Cowboys. Oh, wow.

[00:57:34] Oh, did we overall get more about poop or Jelinski? And were there any others that and what they did was those two things more than all the other things? My unofficial count is poop to Jelinski one. Poop usually is. Now we had a couple on Jelinski.

[00:57:50] We had a whole thing. He gets like a bunch of cumulative ones, like he had like one one several of that radio tile. We had several nation army. Come on. All right. Love that. This is great. This is like old friends. Old friends are back. This is great.

[00:58:07] This is great. I've been on the wiggle room with you before. I'm here new. We really never had anyone on here, so it's a little. Thank you for making room. It's a cozy room. There's a tight room and a great live chat. Tight fit. Tight fit.

[00:58:23] OK, let's talk about a man who was a big star from Survivor 46. And here's a big star from the Wandoff. It's Bob with two B's. Wow, Bob, what up? He's back. Wanda. This year's a jam for all the wackos, crazies, eccentrics and fiascos.

[00:58:50] We've had our coaches and our shambles, even cookie winners like Tony Vlackos, Tarzan and Zayn, Marlboro Manchain. Imagine the production when I'm snort that cocaine. Debbie's many jobs were wacky adjacent. Philip Shepard claimed to be a federal agent. Abe Maria were crazy in love with Billy Garcia.

[00:59:07] You know, all these wack jobs are plenty crazier than my tail with a sharp ass machete. Gail and why there's no one like her. But this next minute is going to be from Mikey Gabor. Of course, 46 gave us a new but a much bigger kook. It's fucking cute.

[00:59:20] Wait, but the bleep was after the wrong thing. Fucking cute. He's high in the technique and marketing. Now, he is a skirt. You could compete and maybe he's a quitter or a martyr on the block, bro. But just don't let him know that you fancy all the block.

[00:59:31] Oh, he's highly suspicious. Don't go against the sixes. He can change the game. He can cancel Christmas back from the burgers from him to you. That's a big mistake. She is fucking cute. I was a shocking the second the misplaced beep.

[00:59:50] I think it's a great representation of Q's misread on the game. Oh, that's misplaced. Jonathan Young, MC, the misplaced beep. That was on yours truly trying to keep the podcast family friendly. Wow. Wow. Uh huh. Yeah, good job. Can't let a good def bomb down, you know? Wow.

[01:00:14] Bob's place. This place beep. Bob with two beeps. Mm hmm. Great. Incredible. All right. Great to hear from you, Bob. Q was such a star that there were multiple wand offs about him. Here's another one coming to us from Eric Barger. Here he is talking about Q.

[01:00:45] So my name is Queen Tavius Burdett. Everyone calls me Q. Q Burdett up in this hallway is my only model. When I play this game, man, I don't trust no Aubrey Bracco. Q! Gucci and Versace, man, you've been replaced.

[01:01:13] When I wear that Q skirt, I flip over a hoodie and wreck my waist. Now Q! I'm quitting on them. If they want to fight, I'll cancel Christmas on them. Catch me in Fijian Islands being who you want to be.

[01:01:26] Haters getting pissed cause I got me some Applebee's. Q Burdett up in this hall, watch me make a Q&A. We should've won the game like that girl with the giant glasses. Q made a big mistake. Q made a big mistake. Q made a big mistake.

[01:01:42] Q made a big mistake. Wow. I'm going to listen to that in my free time. The great artist, Sonia Boy. Oh, all right, babe. I gotta give a special shout out to that because I believe they

[01:01:56] that first sound bite was sourcing my interview that I did out on the island with you. Wow. Yeah. Mike, you're getting a little Mike Bloom here. Mike Bloom getting sampled on the one. So my name is Quintavious Burdett. Everyone calls me. I think what you mean is me.

[01:02:18] Say that again. Say it again. I need to hear that again. Q Burdett. So my name is Quintavious Burdett. Everyone calls me. Yeah, I know you're there. We call that the T-Corp. Do we get a feature credit? Yeah. Oh my God. Featuring Mike Bloom.

[01:02:56] And he got his first babe text of the day. The babe text. Wow. The new people must be very confused. Mike Bloom. Mm hmm. I don't know why I said it in response to him giving his name. What was the encouragement I had to give him?

[01:03:15] Like, uh huh. That's so interesting. Your name. You can get my phone number. I think also the funny thing is right after that sound clip as it goes like my name is Quintavious Burdett. You can call me Q. I encourage you to call me Q.

[01:03:27] Maybe that's what I should realize at that moment, the person that Q is. Oh, all right. We've got one more wand off. All right. This one's from Josiah. OK. OK, love it. The words already love it. I don't want to cancel Christmas, but my fashion is in need.

[01:03:53] Got a million foreign outfits, but no cool accessories. I don't want to carry a bag. That would be a big mistake. Do not survive the night with AC. Q Burdett has changed the game, flipped his hoodie back around with the big pouch dangling down like a kangaroo.

[01:04:21] I just need a Q skirt like you. Mm hmm. That was, of course, a Christmas hit from Mariah Gainer Carey. Really? Oh, all right. My God. Yeah. Do you ever sell those skirts? No, they just don't. Not yet. No.

[01:04:48] So he sold a shirt that said Q skirt incoming on it. But I don't believe it ever. Liana and I were trying to figure this out. It's the one wrong. Oh, yeah. Was this supposed to be like a make your own Q skirt?

[01:05:00] Wow. Money on that money on the table. Well, he's got money to give away right now. He's got the cumeos. So I think that was keeping him busy. All right. For a long time, we used to talk in Q.

[01:05:09] It was a language where instead of other sounds, we would just say Q. Yeah. Much like your hands. You should keep the money off the table. He's got only under only under the table. Wow. Wow. Next up, there was another very iconic moment from Survivor 46.

[01:05:27] It was recently named the most iconic moment from Survivor 46 on a Survivor podcast. Yeah. Which one? You'll see. You'll see as we hear from somebody we know very well. Look at this rice. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think it's a nice thing to eat?

[01:05:50] Didn't you know I'm the girl, the girl who has allergies? Look at this tribe eats every day. Better rhyme that with Applebee's. Also last night Q blew up my whole game. On top of that, I'm the girl, the girl who has allergies. OK, yeah.

[01:06:10] I've got hypersensitivity for plenty. I've got aversions and ailments galore. You want intolerances? I've got 20. But who cares? Wanna know what we're playing for? I want to be where the pizzas are. I wanna eat, wanna eat a burger. I'm seduced with, what do they call it? Oh, cheese.

[01:06:44] Rumored billionaires don't get far. Winners are acquired with jumping, running. Choose me to have some of, what's that chain again? Applebee's. Yes, there it is. Yes. Artichoke dips, bourbon street Swiss. Give me the shot or I'll be pissed at this act. With Applebee's on the real. Yes.

[01:07:14] Yeah, I'm on the podcast. That's going to now that's going to play at my feet. The Disney princess of the Wandoff has returned. The Little Mermaid Dragon. Wow. A little mermaid. My. I'll write you something of your own for your funeral. You don't have to.

[01:07:30] No, I want this with no context. Oh, no, it'll be just Celine Dion. Now that I know you all Celine Dion Wandoffs. Yeah. Plus the part where he says, mm hmm. Yeah, that's actually you pulled the string on my body and I was just. Oh, man.

[01:07:49] Shannon, I love you. That was wonderful. That was great. I wanted to go back to the Disney songs because that's how I got my full. So much my dad. For people who don't know the Wandoff lore like Shannon really made a name

[01:08:02] for herself here on our HAP on the Wandoff. She would will though. With Will, she would submit Disney songs. There would be Disney songs a plenty. And now here we are. How many years greater? And Shannon, you've got weekly survivor coverage. You're talking about the summer of Survivor.

[01:08:23] You are one of the world's foremost experts on Survivor. I think I'm lost in this group of four of us. So I'm ready. And there's already three people ahead of me. And as an elder statesman of Survivor,

[01:08:39] as a as a as a retired Survivor pro, I just want to say I'm very proud of you. Oh, stop it. It's so emotional and beautiful. And Mike knows Mike knows this as well. I'm not being as sappy with Mike because I get to be sappy with Mike

[01:08:55] on down the hatch each and every week. But I'm so proud of Mike Bloom as well. Me too. You know, I like I really am just so, so happy every time I see that like Mike Bloom's tweets have like five hundred thousand likes,

[01:09:10] except when like you've tweeted a goof, you know, like if you've like goofed and like you're getting goofed. I mean, I am the goof. I don't like it when that happens to you. But I love how prolific you are in this space

[01:09:20] and how much you have revolutionized the game. And so I've been gone, but I know Survivor has been in great hands. Well, I hate to say that I for many reasons, I would not be here without you.

[01:09:32] And it's only because I've been able to follow your lead in so many different ways. Thank you for giving me the guidance to say when people get their names. Oh, God, that is like God mana from heaven. Mana forever. That's the way it is. OK, yeah, exactly.

[01:09:48] No mana was in Game Changers. Josh, we won't be talking about that. I'm so proud of Robert as well. Can I say I'm can I say I'm so proud of you? Why be back? Yeah. How proud I am of Robert and how much our HAP has grown

[01:10:03] in these last five years to there are so many incredible podcasters network wide, so many of them who I have not met before and probably haven't even listened to because you all talk about reality shows that I don't watch. But I know they're good.

[01:10:19] But I know how much all of you love this stuff. And I want to give huge props to Rob for giving a platform to all of these incredible voices who have kept all of you so thoroughly entertained over the last several years and not seven,

[01:10:33] but probably closer to like five right now. There were two years there were not as good. And then, Rob, all of this while you yourself are tirelessly podcasting, you are tirelessly doing stuff behind the scenes, you're making these podcasts, especially today, especially five personally, as you have

[01:10:54] surrendered your body to the spectral form of deceased radio host and shaggy voice. That's what the Wando brings out. And I love you, man. And I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you and everything that you've built. You've built an empire.

[01:11:10] I'm proud of all of you out here who are listening to this. I don't know what you did, but I know you did something great. And here we're here. And that's like what you say before you go into the West like Gandalf

[01:11:22] at the end of Return of the King, like, and this is where I leave you. Yeah. And so then give it up for noodles, says all this nice talk will be followed by a song about poop.

[01:11:30] Well, we got any or see that here comes two more of our old friends. It's Aaron Robertson and Ashman. Allergic, tired and hangry and secretly not rich. But Q won the Applebee's reward. So who to pick? Others, he'll ask to join him for a burger.

[01:12:02] Q had no mercy for Liz. How will that affect her? Here we go. Oh, she's so mad, mad at Q. She's so angry. She's so mad. Screaming morning Samuel Jackson spends days on a plane. Do do do do do. She's so mad. Mad at Q. Tal Fishbackman.

[01:12:43] I'm going to I'm going to count the doo doo doos as fulfilling the poop reference. Obviously, I have a vision of like the next time I'm mad. I feel like if Peter would just be like, she's so mad. That would just like diffuse that whole situation.

[01:12:56] I think that's the opposite. I think that I sing that song for Emily every once in a while because I think it's such a silly song of your of the actual high, high above. You know, I love the I love the like Joe. Or Aphrodite.

[01:13:13] I always say that to her. I go or Aphrodite. That's a great song. I'm going to tell Blackman and James might be the same person. I feel like they both live in that same house. So I heard there was one more often so high in the real time.

[01:13:28] We've got nine minutes till Big Brother and Rob's got a GTFO. So if we've got one more song, let's let it rip. We've got three more to go. All right. One more. Three more. Oh, shit. From Wolverine. All right. Here we go. Knock three in here.

[01:13:44] I lost the challenge and I cried rewarded Applebee's for Bun Burger and fries. I'll trade my millions for just one bite of food. I can't look at you. Then Jeff's asking me what I'm feeling. I'm feeling a ton. I am pissed. You'll say you have gone without eating.

[01:14:09] I see you eat every day. She blew up my whole game, overshadowed everything. I didn't say nothing. Didn't even know about the dance with Ro last night. You ought to believe it. I loved that. Just the whole speech. Lydia Meredith Brooks. Oh, yes. Oh, man. All right.

[01:14:36] OK, we're done with our Survivor 46 section. Oh, wow. OK. OK. Yeah. All right. Let's then bring in another legend is here. Who loves Survivor 45? Here is Corey B. To talk about a queen from Survivor. Cocoa Vortex. Oh, let's go in. Oh, my God.

[01:15:09] There's the turds and bugs and sweat everywhere. And I'm so angry at the program. You used to watch it lying down there at home on TV. But you applied. Now you're upset about your defeat. No nicotine and no food makes you cry. It's you.

[01:15:35] But did you know that when you go, the bugs, dirt and sweat turn to burgers and showers and sleep? Baby, it's looking like you're going to quit. Hannah Rose from the game. Who was giving mother hell to take care of you?

[01:15:57] Yeah, I heard you, Miss Rose, with Mike Blue and Mike's interview felt the same. I heard you, Miss Rose, and it's true. This is not for you. It's really hard. I'm afraid. Oh, man. Incredibly moving from the artist, Drew Basile. Great at Jeopardy. Really is. Yeah. Exceptional.

[01:16:39] It's logically speaking, you can't get a kiss from a rose. That was Hannah Rose. Hannah Rose. Do you know what happened to Hannah Rose? Josh, did you see this on Twitter? Yeah. Hannah Rose. Hannah quit. Yeah. Hannah Rose's winner pick. Hannah was my winner pick.

[01:16:54] And then and then I heard and like I didn't watch it because it was like time delayed. I was like, oh, maybe I'll watch it this time. And then it's like, yeah, your winner pick quit. I was like, ah, yeah, another sign. But that's an icon.

[01:17:07] But and she also she does have a lost tattoo that she showed to me, Josh. So maybe a future down the hatch guess. OK, all right. OK. All right. One last one off to go. And this is this week's long distance dedication.

[01:17:21] It comes into us from a young man who says, dear Casey, it's been a lifelong dream of mine to have a Wandoff written about me. I'm a lifelong survivor fan, and it would mean the world to me to be a part of the Wandoff.

[01:17:40] And so, young man, Corey B has another song for you. Here we go. Play my favorite game. They said you grow up. Oh, they should go. It's about Brandon. Wow. Unreal. Still got it. Actually, unreal. Corey B took it away. My chemical rowhead.

[01:19:42] I will I will also say not going to lie like this is no joke, bookended with another one of my top ten favorite songs. Wow. That's a bunch of value, Mike. Wow. That was amazing. That was amazing. That was incredible. I mean, this whole evening was incredible.

[01:19:57] That was an incredible Wandoff with a couple of minutes to go before Big Brother. I bloom is still got to do plugs. Yeah. With that, he knows how much plugs. Yeah. Oh, he knows about my plug. It's been an honor and a pleasure and a journey.

[01:20:17] A journey. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so nostalgic and emotional, like every bit of millennial nostalgia. I mean, like I'm actually going to cry. Casey, I love you. I love you. I got very much. I very much love you. I've got some other wives.

[01:20:32] Do you know what? Yes. You know. All right. Casey, let's let's talk again before I get to heaven, please. You got it. How about once a season? OK, sounds good. All right. If you're good in the meantime, keep your feet on the ground

[01:20:49] and keep your hands off the table. All right. Bye, Casey. Rob. Oh, my God. Rob. Rob. What did I miss? You missed a whole. Oh, my God. It's seven fifty eight already. Yeah, you got to go. We don't even do the thing yet.

[01:21:04] We have to do all the Wandoff. That's so wait, wait, wait. So Rob is completely unconscious in that time and doesn't know his body's being taken over and misses it like he blacked out. We don't even think about the implications. We don't have enough time.

[01:21:15] He has moments of lucidity. He has moments. Previously, another previous big. Yeah, yeah. What's coming up for you? Firstly, what an what an honor and a joy of it for me. Like, truly, this was so much of my thought and R.H.A.P.

[01:21:27] It's a dream to be on it with you. It's a dream with all of you. But with Josh, like to have Josh back here being hilarious, giving us exposition and all of the old Wandoffers and new Wandoffers being so creative and hilarious, like the references,

[01:21:42] the music, it was exceptional. Thank you so much for having me on it. What a dream podcast I loved every second. I was meant to make this quick claim to fame. Traders New Zealand finale. Summer of Survivor. OK, that's me. Ask Shannon Gates. Yeah. OK, that'll be fun.

[01:21:55] We'll see. Shannon will join us for the next episode of Claim to Fame. We got to record it at some point. Love that. I look at that on Thursday. All right. Mike. All right. Let's get into this.

[01:22:07] Well, the first thing I should plug is Summer of Survivor, because next week we are doing a Survivor match game. We are playing the match game with a bunch of various Survivor contestants and, you know, personalities all about Survivor. Check it out. Same time, same day, et cetera.

[01:22:25] The two big things I'd like to plug is, of course, the Survivor 50 wish list coming to a close. And if you haven't heard enough about Survivor 46, we'll be talking about it tomorrow in our final installment. It'll be myself and Taryn Armstrong.

[01:22:36] We'll have one final batch to put on the shortlist. And I can announce here for the first time that Saturday at 10 a.m. Eastern Live, Rob and I will be getting together for our ballot reveal.

[01:22:50] We're going to be going over who's been put on the shortlist so far. We'll do one more round of wild cards, which I'll petition later on social media. And then we will finally open the polls for the first primary week. Yeah. The first round of voting.

[01:23:03] There's a first round. So we will get more into that later. Last thing I will say is that actually right now, the challenge 40 Battle of the Eras is actually putting out an episode zero, a little bit of an introductory episode this week.

[01:23:17] And I got together with Brian Cohen and Ali Lasher to talk about that. So once you watch the episode, check it out. That was a very fun time. I was on the Diver Room podcast, which is coming out this Friday.

[01:23:27] Big Brother Survivor, plenty of stuff under the sun. Josh and I might have something that we're working on that may be humming back to life a little soon, like a certain band in the middle of the jungle. Check out everything I'm doing at a Mike Bloom type.

[01:23:39] All right, Mike. Great job tonight. For sure. OK. And then, Josh, I don't have much to plug. We know scripted TV. R H A P. We know the first lady of podcasting joined us to talk about Game of Thrones. Yeah. How's the dragon?

[01:23:59] On the final episode of House of the Mermaid Dragon, Rob and I were joined by Nicole, and it was incredible. It was just a delight to talk about Game of Thrones and the Survivor 46 finale with Nicole. So check that out if you have not done so already.

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[01:24:26] Ratings and reviews are so, so, so helpful. If you like, if I get like, if I see 50 new reviews that somewhere in there say something like Wanda or Waa, then like I'll know who said, like, hey, recap WandaVision. You know, anything like that?

[01:24:43] And like we get 50 of those. We can do some kind of thing, you know, something online. All right. How's that? I think some people don't even realize Josh and Antonio are podcasting every weekend on the weekend program. Antonio Mazzaro and myself, we podcast every single week about TV.

[01:25:01] Mike Bloom and Sasha Joseph, they podcast every single week about scripted TV. Taryn Armstrong, Grace Leder, they podcast every single week about scripted TV. It's a really fun time. We would love to have you along for the ride. But it's good stuff.

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