Club Condo Survivor 48 Ep 7

[00:00:03] Yeah, that's right, baby! Club Condo! Week several! And we are back and flying high after a trip to Boston and a double tribal council and one hell of a live show where we got to see this guy. It's your pal. Chappelle, how are you? Rob, I'm good and I'm warm. I'm back in this Texas heat. It feels so, so good to be back. Oh my God, Boston was so cold.

[00:00:32] It was cold. Yes, it was a hot room, but it was a little chilly back in Boston, Massachusetts, where we had the live show. I had so much fun with everybody, but we are back here with Club Condo. And you know the thing about Club Condo... Club Condo is the same every night for me. The same every night for us, baby! Yeah, you can't pay for this kind of promotion. You just can't. Jeff is saying Club Condo and people are Googling and saying,

[00:01:00] what is Club Condo? And you know what they're finding? Us. Us. Thank you. Thank you. Our ratings are through the roof. Thank you all so much for making Club Condo the hottest podcast around as Jeff talks about it every single week. Yes, yes. Jeff is doing the bossa nova at Club Condo. They tried to work in a tango and the episode I think Say mentioned it. Jeff's like, I'm not doing all that. You know, I got my one little move and I'm going to stick to that.

[00:01:27] And that's okay because as long as Jeff keeps talking about Club Condo, we're going to keep the club popping regardless of what you decide to do. Yeah, and people like keep asking about it. I got an email. Hey, Rob, we're about the same age. So I assume you will remember this. I thought when Jeff originally said Club Condo, he meant Club Med. When we were younger, that's where like all the rich people went on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Then he said it again. And I know I don't think my theory is correct. What do you think? Like Club Med is not Club Condo.

[00:01:55] No, Jeff made this up. Jeff made up Club Condo. He was just talking one time. He said a thing and we took it and we ran with it and we turned it into this amazing podcast. And now Jeff, obviously aware of this amazing podcast, has decided to name drop us several times throughout the season. And hopefully he continues to name drop us. One of these days they're going to name an episode Club Condo. And at that point we've just won. It might be this season. Yeah, it needs to be. This is the most he's ever referenced, the damn Club Condo.

[00:02:24] And I'll take it. I will take it just because I feel like it does feel like Jeff is acknowledging us. You know how I like to be acknowledged. Yeah, I think it's just a Jeffism. I don't think anybody else says Club Condo. Nope, Jeff and us. We got an inside joke with him. He says Club Condo. We say Club Condo. And all our listeners know about Club Condo. I think our listeners probably care about Club Condo more than Jeff. Jeff, he doesn't think twice about saying this phrase. And yet we have built a community around Club Condo.

[00:02:51] That's right. And if you're missing the context, here's how it came up this week. They're at the first tribal council and Chrissy was talking about what it's like with all the different alliances. All like just kept switching partners. Like, what would you call that? The tango or what kind of dance? We know I dance. This is it. Club Condo is the same every night for me. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same. Can you do the Jeff? Do the Q-tip. Throw it away. Do the Q-tip. Throw it away. Yeah. That's Jeff. He's right here. He's right here.

[00:03:22] Yeah. Okay. So do you think we'll get it again next week, Chappelle? I need it. I need it every week. I don't know why he's decided to make the theme of this season the club, you know, with his fam. You know, I don't know. But I'm taking it. It's fine. You know, we've seen other references repeated throughout Survivor history, but this is my favorite one. Yeah. All right. Well, Chappelle, we had a great time in Boston. A big Survivor turnout.

[00:03:48] When I was in Boston, I even got to go out to Luigi's Pizza. Thank you to Justin for hosting a big contingent of Survivors and fans. Yeah. I never made it to Luigi's. I overslept, which is not like me, honestly, because normally I'm up with the sun on these trips. But I just was so tired. I think it was just a long day of travel. And so I just slept in. And I get this text message, Rob, from you.

[00:04:17] And it's like, hey, you'll never guess who I saw at Luigi's. I'm thinking, okay, who of the many Survivor players could it be? It has to be somebody that we know, somebody that's probably popular, hopefully a Survivor player. Let's see. So I was like, well, Rob, who was it? And Rob sends me a picture or an emoji. And it's just a single pineapple. And I fell on the floor because not David Kenny, but Sweet Kenny K and his sausage was at...

[00:04:47] Big Brother 26. Sweet Kenny K. And he was at Luigi. So I was there. I went with a few different Survivor players. And we took the train. And we came in. And we got there. And there was a guy at the counter. I'm like, this guy looks so familiar. Yeah. And then it took me a minute. And I was like, Kenny from Big Brother? And he's like, yeah, that's me. And I guess he's tight with Justin.

[00:05:16] Crazy. Crazy. I'm surprised you didn't run into him at Trader Joe's. No, I didn't run into the supermarket or anything like that. Yeah. But of course, Sweet Kenny K is swinging by Luigi's. And I got the chance to meet him. Super nice. And he was leaving. He's like, hey. He's like, I got to ask you one favor. He's like, you know, follow me back. I'm like, hey. No problem, Kenny. I can do it. He's like, my content, it's not that great. I'm like, Kenny, your content is great, my friend.

[00:05:47] It's incredible. Don't change anything. I got the lights on at the slop last year, okay? Rob, he's a pineapple pizza guy. Oh, you know, I didn't even ask him. If he's getting to any Hawaiian. Yeah, it feels like he's definitely a pineapple pizza guy. And, you know, at least a sausage guy, for sure. Yes, well, certainly. We know all about Sweet Kenny K's sausage. So, yeah, that's incredible. And you didn't even get a picture with him. That's where you messed up. Absolutely.

[00:06:17] I'm so bad. I never get pictures with anybody at these trips. I just hope that, I take a million pictures. I just hope that people will tag me. Oh, you think we can get Sweet Kenny K for the slop this year? You think we can get him for like 10 minutes? Yes, I do. I think a 10 minute pop-in sounds great. I think he would kill it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just bring him in. Let him do his thing and let him leave. You know, just swap him out for somebody else. It was a really fun time at Luigi's. There was a bunch of different survivors there. Even Jeremy Collins swung by.

[00:06:47] And that honestly is offensive because I thought Jeremy Collins was going to come to the live show. He couldn't make it. He couldn't make it on Wednesday night. Yeah. Now, that's probably for the best because I don't know if I could have done what I need to do with Jeremy Collins out there. And even worse, if he had brought Val. I would just have to like, Rob, I'm sorry. I'm too nervous. I can't do it. But y'all ready to Jeremy at Luigi's? I'm telling you, the one time I sleep in, I miss everything.

[00:07:10] And I will say that the one thing that I thought was so adorable that a bunch of the new era survivor players were all like afterwards, like in deep regret in multiple different ways about how they felt like they didn't make a good impression on Jeremy Collins. Whether they thought that they embarrassed themselves somehow, that things went wrong with their interaction with Jeremy Collins.

[00:07:37] I heard several players really upset with themselves. Like, oh my God, I blew it. I blew it with Jeremy. I feel that in my soul. I just want to say, I'm sad I missed him. But I also know that if I had seen him and then like I felt like we didn't instantly bond, then I feel like it would have been I would have been a failure. You know, like so I definitely don't need it. People ask me, Chappelle, would you ever play Survivor? I'm like, no, because if I lose, what is Jeremy Collins going to think? You know, like I can't let Jeremy Collins down. Like that's crazy.

[00:08:07] So yeah, I feel bad for them. I've had that moment before. Did I ever tell you about how I met Tyson? No. It wasn't. It was. There's no cool story behind it. He was standing outside of the hotel. I walk out and I see him and he looks at me and we just stand. And I just I have no words. I'm just like, hey, it's Tyson. He's like, hi. I was like, you don't know me. I just I'm just passing through. He's like, I know you. I was like, I just took off running. There was nothing. I didn't know what else to say. Like, oh, thank you. You know.

[00:08:36] So, yeah, I'm not good at that. I need to meet the survivors once I have pregamed appropriately. And, you know, I probably use all my on stage or something. Yeah. Then I can go and I can kick it with everybody. OK. All right. Chappelle, we have a special guest at the podcast door. A pop in. A pop in here. Yeah. Do you know who it is? I do know who it is. OK. Oh, you do? Let's say hello to one of our great friends.

[00:09:05] It's the godfather, James Jones. James, how are you? Thanks for having me. I am great. Like, this is a dream come true. I mean, I know I have a microphone. Thank you. A headphones. I don't want any voice complaints. I'm just trying to try to do it for the people. For the people. This is what I'm trying to do. Yeah. We were just telling some stories about going to Luigi's Pizza up in Boston. Oh, I heard it was delicious. It was great. It was great.

[00:09:34] Justin put out like a whole spread. It was an incredible time and lots of fun on Wednesday afternoon. Yeah. It looked like fun. I was jealous. Unlike everybody else was that was not in Boston. Just sitting there trying to ignore, but pay attention to what's happening up there. Just not too much because I didn't want too much FOMO, but very much a lot of FOMO. Okay. A lot of FOMO. All right. James, how are you doing? I'm doing great. Life is good.

[00:10:04] I have a job. You know, being employed is a good thing in this today's economy. Especially today. Yeah. Turning 40 next month. You know, hopefully I'll be out there on 50 when they're filming and something. 40 for 50. You won't hear from me. Yeah. Hey, I'm still here, Jeff. I'm still here. Yeah. Now, you won't get in your birthday suit on Survivor 50 to celebrate your 40th birthday. You're not allowed to do that anymore, right? Did you see the first challenge that I did?

[00:10:32] I was very close to being in the birthday suit. I really don't care. What happened? I mean, my pants fell down because they told me that I didn't need to wear a belt for the first challenge. So, the mud tends to take your pants down. And then, it's just... If you haven't watched 43, apparently a lot of people haven't. Just go back and check out that first episode. Just 20 minutes of the first episode, you may see. An Easter egg for everybody as we get ready for Easter next weekend.

[00:11:01] Yeah, this is more than an Easter egg. You about to go get a whole peek at it or something. James, you can't send people to go watch 43 because of that. James showing ass. You know, that's one way to advertise your season. Like, hey, come see my ass. Hey, some junk in the trunk, you know what I mean? We're trying to expand the base of Survivor viewership, you know? I'm happy to win my hands. Happy to help. James, thanks for popping in. Is there anything on your mind about this week's episode of Survivor?

[00:11:31] The one that just happened? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, kind of traumatic, you know, a little bit slightly. Well, because you two went out at the Split Tribal Council. At the Black Twist. So, this is... So, it's one of those things that's so interesting where it's just for these... I think these two vote-outs were like the proper vote-outs for where everybody was at the tribe. Meaning that it's early in the merge.

[00:11:59] And you want to get as no blood on your hands. You don't want anybody, like, to have a reason to vote you out. And Say and Cedric, who I loved dearly. I feel like Sted was killing the first vote. Say is... You're saying amazing. She's from Philly, so... I will never say anything bad about Say. Like, Say could have literally went out there and, like, done nothing. And I would still say Say is my favorite. But she did a lot. She had, like, triple the confessionals, quadruple the confessionals I had. I just been loving this season. I think that was the right time for them to make that vote.

[00:12:29] I'm just... I just can't wait to see how the big guy alliance is going to break. Because it's going to break. And I just... I can't wait for Joe to vote out Eva and everybody to hate him. I just need these things to happen. I don't think that's going to happen. He ain't got it in him. He ain't got it in him. He ain't got that dog in him. He ain't voting that girl out. That's a million-dollar move. If he pulls a Jesse like that, that would be amazing. I would just... Okay. Now, all right. So let's walk down this scenario, okay? Joe blindsides Eva.

[00:12:58] Does he comfort her when she gets very upset then? Is that like... But he's sort of like... Then the audience forgives him? Because then she's like... No. She breaks down and then he brings her back? I don't think... I don't think he comes back from that. He dies. He dies to survive her. I'm leading the charge against him. I'm sorry. There are just certain bonds you can't break. And that one, you have gotten too many views, sir, off of this relationship. If you backstab Eva, I'm going to be the loudest one. He's a villain. He's a villain.

[00:13:29] Take him out. Take him out. I don't think that's going to happen, James. It's not happening. He ain't got it in him, James. We can all have hopes and dreams. I feel like as an alumni, I just root for the craziest things that happen that would make the Survivor fans go crazy. And that's one of those things that would make them go crazy. So I think that would be great. Oh, yeah. We definitely going to fight. That's going to be one of them days where the fan base is arguing. And I too...

[00:13:55] I very much enjoy the arguments when I see other people doing it. I don't want to be involved. I just want to laugh at how crazy people get behind these little moments. It's amazing how little things people just extrapolate that make them mean so much or make them mean so little. And it's like, hey, you're playing the game for a million. People go home. Feelings get hurt. It's okay. Everybody's fine. You know? It's great. Everybody's fine.

[00:14:25] That Gabler famously won in your season. I saw that Gabler said that he could have beaten these guys in the record. What do you think about that? I mean, Gabler was a zoned in that day. I feel like Gabler was locked in. I think Gabler also has old man strength. You know? Like, it's something to be said about that mountain old man strength. That Gabler... That Mr. Miyagi. Yeah, I mean, he lives in the woods. He has acres.

[00:14:54] It's beautiful out there. I'm pretty sure he just has that grip strength. How much milk does he drink? Gabler... Gabler probably has, like, you know, cow milk. Like, he has a cow. I was going to say goat. He looks like he got a goat. Yeah, like... He's got, like, the goat beard. Yeah. Yeah, that's the real milk right there. Gabler would fit right in on this season. Probably dominate, you know, the milk alliance. He'd probably be up there. You know? Mm-hmm. I can see... Are you a milkman, Chappelle? Yeah, uh, nah. Nope, not for me.

[00:15:24] Not for me, man. But I think you're right. I can definitely see Gabler, like, taking his goat out for a walk. You know? I can see him getting the milk strength. How about you, James? You doing any milk? So, um... About milk. I didn't even know people purchased milk anymore. Like, I feel like I didn't know it was something you do as an adult. But... Is that outlawed? It did? I can see that, you know? I mean... For years. James, you remember when we were growing up, got milk was a thing. And now it's like, oh, you drink cow milk? That's crazy. You know?

[00:15:54] I don't know anybody drinking cow milk. Like, the almonds, like, you know, it's crazy. Like, you drink regular milk. People look at you crazy. You have almond. You have oat milk. Like, I don't... What is oat milk? It's like oat milk. I don't understand how much silk... You have all this fake milk. Well, silk, I think, is just the brand. Oh, so it's... So it's milk, but it's good in cereal, though. Like, the fake milk is very good in cereal. I will give them that.

[00:16:20] And if you're making a good waffle, maybe a little bit of milk there, you know? But not too much. You drink it or you put it in the waffle? No, in the waffle mix, you want to give it that little bit of, you know, hump to it. Like, a little bit of sweetness with the oat milk, they say. How do you milk an oat? Yeah, how do you milk it? We don't even know what that stuff is. That is the beauty of the product. Like, no one's ever seen it get made, but everybody drinks it and says it's healthy. No one knows the process.

[00:16:49] It hasn't been around. It's very new. Like, 10 years old. It's not like it's been around a while. We're eating all this new stuff that's allegedly healthy. It's like, ooh. Marketing is great, you know? All right. Well, James, anything else on your mind? Man, while we're here, I'm just enjoying this season. Look forward to club. I'm glad I can come on the fun podcast where I can crack jokes and not, like, talk about strategy.

[00:17:19] Even though I love talking about strategy. And I look forward to it. Good seeing you, Rob. Good seeing you, Chappelle. Good to see you, too. Yeah, the podcast door is open. Anytime you want to pop in. So what's the next segment? I'm joking. Give me an inch. I will take a mile. Like, this is what I'm talking about. But no. Thanks for having me. I'll come back when every time I get a phone call to come back. You know, I'm actually set up. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready to go.

[00:17:49] This is like night and day from, like, your headset. Oh, I was getting made up a little too much on the internet. I feel like I was getting blackballed from the podcast leagues because my setup was unreliable. I'm the guy that's going to pull up to the party and, like, bring the liquor. And I come with the sodas. And that is not the guy you want to actually invite. You bring in the guy that comes with the 624 pack, a 30 pack, and two bottles of alcohol. That's the guy you invite. So I have everything here now.

[00:18:19] I got the HD camera, great mic setup. Your lighting is on point. Do you not see me? Oh. No, I see. Do you not see me? I'm out here. Yeah. But it's not fun. Yeah. Why is the ring light behind you? See, now, here's the thing. Like, I mean, that's a very good question, Rob. I see your setup is very, very nice. Yes. But the great ambiance, I don't know how to. I tried that. That was what I was going for. Yeah. I was going to have, like, a purple background, too.

[00:18:49] But see, the way my lights are set up, this isn't that strong. Yeah, a natural light. Yeah, this is made in America. Yeah. Yeah, this is made in America. I need the made in 21. Put it right in front of you, James. It needs to be, like, right head on. You're, like, in the tanning bed right now. Right. It hit you from the side angle. You got to hit it straight on. Hey, man. I'll get it right next time. It's going to be all types of vibes in here. We want, you know, who knows. Well, look, this is, you've come so far, James. Okay?

[00:19:19] All right. Just not far enough for 50. Not yet. Yeah. I, you know, they have a lot of criteria. I don't think they care about your ring light or anything. Yeah. Maybe they do. Maybe. No, but thanks for having me. Get back to the show. Maybe they don't. I came back in. All right. Yeah. James, thank you so much. Okay? All right. Bye. Peace. Okay. Oh. Look at that. Yeah. Wow. Pop in. Yeah. The Godfather. One of the many Godfathers of Survivor history, you know?

[00:19:48] Well, I was saying to Chappelle before we came on, I'm like, you know, I would love it if people just like, would like pop in on Club Condo. Yeah. We need a doorbell too. We need a doorbell. I have a doorbell sound on one of the soundboards, but it would take me like five minutes to find it. When it happens, we need a doorbell. We need for, so just so that we're like, oh, someone showed up. Cause I'm not like, if you're listening to this. Oh, I hear. I had no clue. That's like the big brother doorbell. Yeah. Yeah. That was too aggressive. It was too aggressive. It's like, we were getting ready for a takeover.

[00:20:18] There you go. That's the type of doorbell I need. So yeah, if you're listening to this, I didn't know James Jones was coming. We just, he just tried to pop. Yeah. Yeah. Let us know who y'all would want to see come to Club Condo. Pick some obscure people. See if we can get Missy and or Baylor to cop, to, to just show up. To Club Condo. Yeah. Yeah. Chappelle, we started talking a little bit with James Jones about this tribal council

[00:20:44] and I know that you had a bad feeling about this week. Oh yeah. I knew this day was coming. I knew this day was coming. There have been conspiracy theories in survivor history that I'm like, eh, you know, I could probably car curse. Okay. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:21:14] You know, take, uh, you know, uh, like get, I guess more, get submitted, I guess, in like the survivor lore. People are noticing, especially the black folks. We all like, I don't know. Something doesn't smell right. But yeah, for some reason when they do these split tribal councils going all the way back to Island of the Idols. Yeah. It'd be the black folks. And I'm like, look, whether they're targeting each other, whether the people are targeting them, just for some reason, this is where you gotta, look, you gotta batten down the hatchets.

[00:21:40] You gotta, uh, play a little tighter here because normally, normally I would say the black folks are going out right here. If you're a betting person, this is the time to go to Vegas. Cause you can pretty much put your chip on black here. Yeah. Do you have any theories about what is happening at this specific moment in the game? No, because I think that, you know, like, although it is a pattern, you know, uh, correlation and causation aren't the same, you know, obviously.

[00:22:09] So it's kind of like, yeah, there are definitely times where they're targeting each other. Like Tevin and Soda, Tevin should not have been targeting Soda. What are you doing, Tevin? You know? So those are times where I'm like, maybe it's like, Hey, like, uh, Hey, maybe it'll be me if I don't make this. Well, think about it. Like every person for themselves. Like that's a really good point. If we're all running a race and I know the two of us are the slowest ones, then I got to trip the other person so that I can be, I don't have to be the fastest. I just got to outrun the lion, you know? And I think that that's kind of where it is.

[00:22:39] Kyle voted for Cedric here. Now it's Kyle thinking like, yeah, this is probably going to be the black curse. Yeah, probably. But he's also thinking, well, there's more than one option here. But I feel like Kyle was the one trying to save Cedric. Like, I feel like that in terms of like how this actual vote went down, I feel like that Kyle would seem like that he was the one thing like, how do I keep Cedric around? I'd like to keep Cedric. He tried. Yeah. Yeah, he definitely tried. Which I mean, which they should be doing is trying. But once you realize that that train is less than they should, you got to let, you got to let him go.

[00:23:08] So very sad to see young Cedric go, Rob. And I was sent a clip from Maximus' mom on Twitter because, you know, I am a big, big fan of the young Cedric theme song. We have brought it back. We've resurrected it for Club Condo this season. People were singing it at the live show during the commercial breaks. Young Cedric is a movement.

[00:23:33] But in honor of this more somber exit for Cedric, I do want to play this clip from Maximus' mom if that's okay. A little bit of a sad clip here. Let's bring in this one from Maximus' mom grabbed it from BB26. Young Cedric, he's doing his best. Young Cedric. But other than all the rest, young Cedric.

[00:24:03] On a very special episode of Young Cedric. Yeah, you can tell. It just, it got really dark for Young Cedric. And so we had the Young Cedric ballad by Joseph. Sad to see him go. Now we don't get to sing the song no more. I really was getting used to every week coming in and thinking, what kind of shenanigans is Cedric going to pull off this week? He ran out of shenanigans. He shenanigans once, he shenanigans again. But, you know, there's only so many shenanigans you can shenan. Yeah, he ran out of the runway.

[00:24:31] And so very sad to see Cedric go. Chappelle, this week also, we talked about the challenge a little bit with James. And we had the big face-off between Kyle and Joe. I'm sorry, David and Joe. Ultimately resulting in David breaking the record for this challenge in this heads-up battle. I know. Yeah. Hmm? Yes. I'll go on.

[00:24:59] As I say, and maybe even more impressively, that David also won the fishy this week. Yeah, I think David deserved the fishy this week. Comma, but. This challenge is a- Survivor played it for comedy. There was a lot of comedic moments placed into this challenge. We got a lot of good soundbites. We got Jeff doing some stuff. It was cool. But the challenge itself was the most bored I've been this season. Really?

[00:25:25] To me, when it comes to Survivor, I don't think there's anything I like least or less than the big strong guys comparing how strong they are. Like, oh yeah, you gonna let go? No, not me. You gonna let go? No, not me. I could do this all day. Well, I could do this all day. I was like, oh my God. Just let it go. We get it. You got muscles. We get poses. Like, we get all these. I'm like, hey guys. Hey. Look, we got 90 minute episodes and we spent 40 on this?

[00:25:54] Like, this felt like adolescence or the pit where they showed every second of the challenge. They did no cutaways. It was just like 25 minutes of them breaking the record. Look at this. Yeah. Look at this man. Look at these muscles. His muscles got muscles. Yeah. Now, you sent this over. It says Survivor 48 Daddy Season. Yeah. We got sent that on Instagram from McKenzie. So shout out to McKenzie.

[00:26:24] Yeah. Yeah. It's all Cedric. Yeah. The downfall of Cedric. Mm-hmm. The shockers on everybody's face. Look at Mary. So disappointed. It was 15 seconds, y'all. 15 seconds. You know, James was talking about the idea of voting out Cedric and how, you know, he really didn't have any allies. He was at the bottom. It was an easy vote out. They didn't want to get a lot of blood on their hands. But at the live show, your friend and mine, Asia Wealth, said, why?

[00:26:53] Why would you vote out Cedric? He has nothing and he can't win any challenges ever. The man lasted roughly 10 seconds every challenge, except for that one challenge where he took forever. And so I'm with Asia. I think you take Cedric as far as you can, because he's never going to go on an immunity run, you know? Just keep him without power and also without any ability to save himself and just get him later. Yeah, I think Cedric got unlucky. I think that Cedric was probably going to have a deep run if it wasn't for the split tribal council, because I'm trying to think of the group that Cedric was with, right? So it was Kyle and Camilla.

[00:27:23] They're not going anywhere. David. Mary has been with David since the swap. And there was one other person that was with them, right? That they had six. So Kyle, Camilla, David, Mary, and Cedric? I don't remember. Who else was on that tribe? I don't know. It wasn't... Chrissy was on the other one. Chrissy was on the other one. And Star was on the other one.

[00:27:50] So yeah, I'm trying to remember who Mitch was on the other one. I don't know who the other person was, but I just think... Oh, was it Cheyenne? Cheyenne. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Who was the other... And people considered it, but there just wasn't another good viable person. If Chrissy was over there, it maybe would have been her. But I just think that there wasn't a good other target. Cheyenne was too attached to everybody. And so there wasn't a good pawn to get rid of. Yeah.

[00:28:17] Look, David is in the strong guy alliance with Cheyenne. And so he's not going to let him go. They got Mary as a number, who clearly is like, I'm fine with voting out Cedric. You know, me and Cedric have a past, and he can go. She's going to do it, anybody but me, regardless at this point. And then Kyle and Camilla are attached. That's the other universe, Sasha and Chappelle, Rob. I don't know if you've caught that. But they're a duo, a powerful one at that. So they're not going to break either.

[00:28:45] And so, yeah, I think it was just a really bad draw for Cedric. And again, it's that week again. So it was bound to happen. Okay. We mentioned Shaheen. He was in the middle of a little bit of a back and forth on Twitter. Of course, on Club Condo, we love to talk about what's happening over on social media.

[00:29:09] And on Wednesday night, Shaheen came to the defense of a certain – I don't know what exactly Johnny Fairplay is getting at here. You know I can break it down. You know I love some this. Well, Johnny Fairplay says that dog SHIT performance deserves a spot on 50. Shaheen responded, I don't know, man, maybe shut the F up.

[00:29:38] And Shantelli responds, period, Shaheen. Yes. Okay. And then – I'm with Shantelli. I have to look at this. I have to view this next part. Then Johnny Fairplay said, you misspelled period. Thanks, Dad. Yeah. Cool, Grandpa. And Johnny Fairplay said then about Shaheen, I was rooting for this guy? And Shaheen says, stop rooting for me.

[00:30:08] Thanks. I don't take well to folks calling things dog SHIT. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So what's happening here is that Johnny Fairplay and a lot of these other Survivor commentators – not so much us because we haven't really spoken on it – but have been talking about the cast of Survivor 50 and what they're going to – you know, who's going to be on the cast.

[00:30:34] And I believe Say has been heavily rumored to be on Survivor 50. I think Johnny Fairplay has doubled down that he believes his – the cast that he has seen is correct. And so when Say gets voted out, he's – But I will say – She didn't do anything to earn that. Johnny Fairplay, not exactly the guy who's the most tapped in on all things future Survivor related. Johnny Fairplay has been wrong many a times on his predictions for future Survivor seasons.

[00:31:04] Yeah. And maybe he doesn't even feel like that – like she was a potential option. But I think he's scoffing at least at the notion that she could have been. And so Cheyenne comes to her rescue and says, hey, you know, chill out. And Cheyenne does not care. I have seen him in the Twitter beefs all season. He kind of got that smoke for whoever won it. And so I was not shocked to see him respond to Johnny Fairplay. Say also responded to Johnny Fairplay.

[00:31:30] And so, look, I don't need to – I don't think we need to get into all of the Twitter drama in the last week from Say and her cast. But, yeah, they want that action every time. Yeah. Okay. I mean, Say is never going to shy away from the smoke. No. No. This is not the cast for that. Mary's not going to hide from it. Say ain't hiding from it. You know, Shaheen not hiding from it. Like, they ready.

[00:31:57] That's why Go Club Condo, we just, you know, we editorialize. We sit here and make stuff up when we say, no, please, we need y'all on our good side. You know, we would never report actual events the way they happen. That's above us. That's for real journalists. Yeah. Okay. Then, yeah, Say ended up clapping back and said, if you don't get your washed up cornball A word out of here. Yeah.

[00:32:27] Yeah. She's going to clap back. And, again, Johnny Fairplay, he's probably a really good sport about this because he likes the smoke, too. He likes the attention. He likes the back and forth. But, again, if you send for them, they will come. Yeah. And I think they felt like they were sent for. Yep. And this person, Zombified Jelly, says, these hoochies really are obsessed. Clock it, Queen. Say says, obsessed and it's getting weird.

[00:32:57] Yeah. When Say, at the beginning of the episode, is trying to hide the fact that it was her that voted for Cedric, and she's talking us through the whole thing, and she's like, yeah, I thought I'd get a vote or two, but five votes? Yeah. And they're obsessed. And they are. They will continue to vote for, say, I believe, her tying another record for most consecutive tribal councils with getting a vote with Rory from Survivor Van Wadsen. Yeah. The grown-ass man.

[00:33:27] Grown-ass man. Every single tribal council that they went to, they got votes. So, yeah. Maybe we get Rory on Club Condo. He might not even watch the Survivor, but I wouldn't mind. Bring him back. I talked to him during Survivor 41. Yeah. It's been a minute. Did you talk to him about the episode, or did you just catch up with Rory? I did a little bit of catch up and a little bit of talking about the episode. And it was early in Survivor 41. He was not feeling, he kind of thought that Evie kind of had an all-women's alliance going.

[00:33:57] And he is like a little PTSD with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Evie was running the game at that point. And Evie goes out in the split because, you know, black adjacent, I guess I'd say. And so Rory was looking at Evie like, oh, no, they're bringing back the Vanuatu stuff. You know, the Julie Berry and, you know, Amy and Eliza and all of those people. But Chris was able to prevail. So I don't know.

[00:34:25] Maybe it's time to bring Rory back and see if he's even keeping up. It's the Rory 20s. Yeah. Maybe you save it for your old school interview, you know? I know you're making a list of people to tap back in with. Yeah. Yeah. I had a nice chat with him way back when. And so I'd be up for checking back in with Rory. Okay. You think you could get Amy? I don't know how closely she follows the show, but we did talk to T-Bird with her. She seemed up for it, talking more about Survivor. Yeah.

[00:34:55] Look, Vanuatu, that's one of those seasons that if you show them the big flip, you know, where Twyla and them turn the tables on Amy, that's a great episode to get somebody in on Survivor, right? Because they really paint the picture that there's nowhere these guys can go or Chris can go. And then things change. And then we get a whole different game at the end of this. Maybe that's what we're getting here in Survivor 48. It looks like the strong guys are going to steamroll this thing, but there's room to flip. There's some space.

[00:35:24] Chappelle, this week we had the official merge tribe after we had, okay, you have to make the merge. And then we were merged, but we were two different tribes. But that being said, we did have a new merge tribe. And there was a lot of talk this week about the merge tribe name. Mary talked about it on Twitter. She said, y'all got to know, we got shot down five times with non-dairy-related tribe names.

[00:35:51] And my lovely merge mates were down to make it Chinese so that CBS would feel the pressure to get Chinese subtitles so that my parents could watch. So sweet. Didn't work. So they landed on milk? Milk? Yes. Fijian word for milk. I'm not happy. I am not happy. I do not like this.

[00:36:17] I know Mary is saying they tried five times with non-dairy options, but I just feel like you didn't try hard enough. We are 48 seasons in and no one has named their tribe milk to this point. I think you can avoid it again. I think it's possible. This is the same reaction I had to America. You know, if we're ranking, and maybe one day we do that. Maybe one day we rank merge tribe names. This is in the gutter. It just is.

[00:36:45] I might respectfully push back on that because I feel like that at least we'll remember. I couldn't even tell you what it is, but at least we'll remember that the merge tribe is like the milk name. So many of the merge tribe names, it's just like, oh, it's like Chiboga Mogo. I knew you were going to say Chiboga Mogo. You leave Chiboga Mogo alone. The real ones, Brandon Donnelly backstage, he knows. Real ones know. Chiboga Mogo is elite. Leave it alone. But you're right. Maybe it was the first time they did that and they've smushed the names together and that it was just lazy.

[00:37:16] It happened like a billion times. But that's probably the best one. Chiboga Mogo is crazy. I'm being told that I'm getting a note that it's the Chinese word for milk that they have, not the Fijian word for milk. The Fijian word. Well, I think if it's Chinese, well, I thought Mary was saying they weren't able to get the Chinese version pass-through. Anyway, yeah, regardless, I am looking at them crazy for a name of this tribe, Milk, because, you know, this is a David thing. You know, he's running the game and he's naming the merge tribe.

[00:37:46] I'm just saying the target can't get any bigger on this guy. If he manages to win this game, we're going to be talking about it as one of the more impressive wins in Survivor history. At least in the new era. All right. Then Mary also responded to this tweet, which says there was a tweet from somebody named Lee at Kieraman. White people be like, I'm having my cup of milk right now. And Mary said, oh, babe, just wait till you see Survivor 48.

[00:38:18] She's not wrong. She's not wrong. For the record, I never be like, I'm having my cup of milk right now. It doesn't say all white people. Yeah. It just says white people. You know, if it don't apply, let it fly. You know, because I definitely don't apply to me. And I'm like, hey, bro, nothing in that tweet. It doesn't have anything to do with me. Um, that's crazy. Yeah. But also accurate.

[00:38:49] Chappelle, this was a big news day today. Also, I got announced that there was the upcoming very highly anticipated Survivor Australia versus the world. Australian Survivor just wrapped up and we knew that there would be like a mini season of Australian Survivor.

[00:39:12] That was going to pit Australian Survivor legends against some Survivor stars from around the world. Did you get a chance to peek at any of this? Oh, I've been kind of keeping one eye on it just because, you know, I feel like we're going to have a pretty lengthy offseason. It starts today with our announcement of the cast. Now we can talk about it and we can start to speculate on who's going to do well. You know, what is what the game is going to look like?

[00:39:41] And so, yeah, I'm aware of it, but I would love to talk it through with you. Okay. All right. Well, let's check it out. And look who's here. Our friend and star of Crocodile Dondi. It's the golden god, David. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. David is back already. I'm so happy. We just watched him on Dondi do some amazing things.

[00:40:06] So never before seen things on television and and he's back to try to win Survivor or Australian Survivor for the second time. Australian Survivor versus the world. But Rob, this is a shortened season of Survivor, right? Like it's not. Yeah, I think it's 14 days. Yeah, it's kind of like a Big Brother celebrity. Yeah, I mean, definitely a short season of Australian Survivor. It's kind of it's not it's like maybe like 60 percent of a U.S. Survivor season.

[00:40:36] There were a lot of people like it's it versus the world, but they meant like the U.S. and then like the world, you know, because they put a lot of contestants from the U.S. and David is aware of some of them for sure. David's here. And then also just coming off of Dondi, the mom in the family alliance. It's Poverty Shallow. Which is crazy. They're both back. They're both back again to run it back. And I'm thinking, how do they not work together?

[00:41:06] Where's Dixon? You cowards. Yeah. Bring him back. Bring him back. Let him play. Dixon for 50. Dixon 50. How do they not work together? How is this? How is this going to happen? All right. Then Shawnee is here. Queen. Mom. Also a mother. You know, Shawnee. Maybe auntie. I watched Shawnee play Australian Survivor. I remember the first time I watched her play. I was watching the season and she wasn't getting a lot of air time.

[00:41:36] But when they did show her, she was just demolishing the confessional. She's so funny. Yeah. Shawnee on the same screen as Poverty is insane. Like that is crazy. That should not be happening. Yeah. Then we have also got Tony Vlachos. Oh my God. Which is also crazy. If Tony manages to win this, just three time winner. Three time winner. If Tony beats the world. And I would argue that David has a huge profile.

[00:42:06] Tony has the biggest profile here. You know, two time winner of Survivor and winning in outrageous fashion both times. I needed this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Tony. This is crazy. Why is Tony here? This is wild. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. King George. The Kang. King George is here. He's got an idol tattooed on him like a target. Let's see if he's able to beat it. King George. Also, huge profile. That's the thing.

[00:42:35] I don't think anybody's coming in. Well, there are a few. But not many of them are coming in under the radar. They're going to have to play pretty upfront games. Yep. Very exciting to see. Then also, Cassandra from Survivor Quebec. Now, Survivor Quebec, from what I understand, it's like 60 episodes. Yeah. 60 episodes. For it. Australian Survivor. Yeah. That's a lot of episodes. You know, they're just crazy.

[00:43:04] I believe it's only 40-something days, though. So it's not as many days, but it's a lot of TV to watch. I was looking at the tweets, and Cassandra's got stands. Okay. The Cassandras are out there. Yeah. All right. Then Luke Toki, another Australian Survivor winner. Very beloved winner of Australian Survivor. He's played several times. He's still trying to get at that win, but I think he won Big Brother.

[00:43:33] I think he won, like, Australian Big Brother. He has not won an Australian Survivor? No, but I'm pretty sure he won Big Brother, which is crazy. I think the season that he, again, I'm going to get dragged to hell for this. Do it. But I feel like that the season that he didn't win, like, I think they still, they call it Luke's season. Yeah. Yeah. He does not win that season. He does not win either of the seasons that he played.

[00:44:00] But the first season that he plays, I think that, like, that was like, oh, Luke was a star, but the second time, that's his, quote-unquote, he should have won season. Okay. All right. Sari Fields. Another Big Brother player in our midst. It's the queen, y'all. It's another one. How is she? Why? Sari, remember when you was afraid of leaves? Do you remember when you got off the couch? Yeah, look, she's holding leaves in this picture. Yeah.

[00:44:29] This ain't the same Sari. We don't even know this lady no more. She got that I just won Traitor's Glow as well. And it also has been diminished by I was on Big Brother. So she's fighting to win Survivor. If Sari beats the world and Australia as well, I'm ready to talk about her as the greatest player. World title. Yeah. Give it to her. All right. Queen. Then Kirby from Australian Survivor is here. Survivor. Oh, Kirby.

[00:44:58] I love Kirby. Kirby showed up. She was kind of like, oh, what's Survivor? And then about halfway through the season decided, this is my show. I'm the star. And I mean, she does not win. But Kirby showing on Australian Survivor was crazy. Especially not knowing what the hell she was doing. She kind of played like Tony. It was just wild. And things were working in her favor. I can't wait to see what happens if they ever meet on the same beach. Okay. Rob Bentheal from Survivor South Africa.

[00:45:27] You know, there's been a lot of talk about the Robs that suck. And I think that we love Boston Rob. Yeah. But this Rob gets credit for having the most dominant game probably ever of anybody on their first try. And, you know, he's only played once. He too probably didn't know anything about Survivor. But the way he just kind of demolished everybody. Oh, it's going to be fun to see if he tries to run a cult like he did the first time with these Survivor players who are a lot more savvy than that.

[00:45:56] Okay. All right. Sarah from Australian Survivor. She's from Luke's first season, I believe. Luke's first season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sarah was fun. From what I understand, people have been clamoring for Sarah to come back for a very long time. And she was a big fan too. Yeah. Yeah. She's going to love it. When she walks out and sees Poverty and Saree, Tony, she's going to freak out. Yeah. She's an OG. She used to be on a lot of the Survivor Australia podcasts with Nick way back when. Yeah. Let's bring her to club condo. Okay. Let's see if she wants to come to the club.

[00:46:26] Of course, Tommy Mendenin. Yeah. Survivor Finland. Yes. Yeah. I didn't even know there was a Survivor Finland. Yeah. Apparently, it's in either Swedish or Finnish. Yeah. And so it's really, you got to get the subtitles. Yeah. You got to get the captions or whatever. Subs, not dubs. You know how we get down. We got to watch it. We're going to figure it out. Rob, you and I are going to come together and we're going to watch Survivor Finland one day. All right. Janine is here from Australian Survivor.

[00:46:55] We don't have a lot of these in US Survivor. We don't have a lot of these in US Survivor, but she was the godmother. You know, we get the godfathers over here, but the godmother, Janine, she played with Luke before. So she and David, I believe. So she's very familiar with these people. It's going to be fun to see. I think I saw David's Instagram story that her and he were out like going to the shooting range. Oh, well, you know, he's in America. Is she over here too? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:47:25] I mean, David wasn't playing Dondi from, I mean, don't get me wrong. They went out to a remote location, but I'm pretty sure you have to be here to apply for the show. And then, oh, our friend Lisa Holmes. Yay! Yay! Yeah. Oh, man. If they put her last, they would put like, and Lisa Holmes. And presenting. Special guest star. Introducing. Mm-hmm. Featuring. Featuring Lisa Holmes.

[00:47:51] Y'all, Lisa won Survivor wearing a R.H.A.P. shirt. Yeah. No, because she just saw Saree. Mm-hmm. Now, look, she name dropped Saree during her season and she won Survivor wearing a R.H.A.P. shirt. Y'all, this is the person. This is the person who was representing the super fans who were like, I could do this one day. I want to play with you. She's doing it. She's out there. I could not imagine the moment where she realizes she's playing with Saree. There's just, it just, I could, I wish I could be a fly on the wall for that. Okay.

[00:48:21] There you go. Australian Survivor vs. the World. No premiere date released yet, right? Yeah, no. They don't do that. They're just going to do like a month out. Be like, okay. Coming someday to 10 play. Come in one day. Yes. We know it has been filmed. Yes. Chabelle, I don't know what the release schedule is going to be like for any of this, but do we need the Club Condo during Australian Survivor vs. the World? I'm sure there'll be something.

[00:48:47] I don't know how good the social media, we'll have to get like a translator for the Finnish people on Twitter so we can read the tweets. Yeah. I'm down. I'm down to talk about Survivor whenever you are. So this will be fun. Okay. All right. I didn't even realize until I looked at my mentions here. Yeah. Yeah. Check this out. Oh, somebody's here at the podcast door. Someone's at the door. Hello. Hannah Rose, how are you? Hey! Oh, my God!

[00:49:16] Were you waiting long? I was just hanging out watching all these people I've never heard of. Yeah. Maybe like 10 minutes. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. We didn't know you was at the door. I really enjoyed it. Yes. I'm just happy to be here. Yes. You said you don't know who a lot of these people are. How to watch Australian Survivor. No one has ever told me how. Something that I thought that was so interesting when I saw, and both of you appeared on the first episode of the Social Game podcast with Michelle Fitzgerald and Kelly Nalbandian.

[00:49:46] But Hannah, I thought it was so interesting that you said that you actually, you secretly want to be on the challenge. So that was like why I wanted to go on Survivor, which now is laughable. Although on the challenge, they're given food. Yeah. I'm just going to say that. Okay. So you've been open about, you know, you like the. I'm trying to think of a colloquialism. The nicotine. Yeah. Yeah. You could have that on the challenge, right?

[00:50:15] Listen, I did not quit because of nicotine. Okay. They took that out of context. Yes. Oh. I quit because I was so hungry and tired, which I understand in Survivor. I should have known. But on the challenge, you could do that. They give you a bed. Mm-hmm. I don't think the challenge is going to ask a one episode Survivor quitter to go on their show. You never know. You never know. I mean, I love TJ Lavin.

[00:50:42] I've literally bought a cameo from him more than once just to talk to him. More than once. Yeah. Yeah. I'm being extra to text with him. I was like, hi, TJ. I love you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like challenge Big Brother Survivor. That's like my. Okay. Hannah, what's new? What is new? I don't know. Natural disasters in Asheville all the time still. Still? What's going on now? Yeah. You know, wildfires. Yeah.

[00:51:12] It just never ends. What is new? What is new? I'm starting a new business. I don't know. Life's pretty chill. I might have a child. I might not. What? Whoa. Hold on. Well, okay. I don't know. I'm at a weird place in my life, man. Okay. I don't know if I should have a kid. But no. Let's go. We'll come back to the business. We'll circle back to that. They said you might. You might have a child. Like, you may or may not be with child? Same. Or you may. You're considering. Oh, absolutely not. No. Okay. Definitely not with child.

[00:51:42] I'm just like, you know, I'm almost 35 and life's really stable. And I'm like, do I want a kid? But again, we've seen on national TV how I do with no sleep. And it wasn't good. So. Yeah. I don't know how that would go. Okay. What do you think, Chappelle? Should Hannah have a child? Should I have a kid? Chappelle, whatever you say, I'm going to do. Just kidding. Okay. Cool. Because I was like, oh, God, Hannah, please don't do that.

[00:52:11] Look, I read online in a ton of places that Hannah is mother. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah. So it sounds like. Mother is mothering. What? Yeah. Mother was mothering. There was a mother quake. And so it sounds like if you wanted to have a child, you'd be good at it. I think you could do it. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And what's your new business? Do y'all have kids? Yes, I do. I might have a child. I don't know.

[00:52:41] I don't think I do. But I might. Just like you, Hannah. That's crazy. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I think you know. You're young. Yeah. You're young. I am young. Right? In my mind. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you? Hannah, what business do you have? Hannah, are you going to tell us about the business? How old are you? I want to know how old you are. You want to know my business. Well, I actually celebrated my birthday in Boston. Were you not invited to the live show?

[00:53:10] I got a text from the Season 45 group chat saying, who's going? And I was like, yeah, that's far. Not me. Why are you? It is far. I feel like an imposter, man. What? Wait. I'm an imposter. How? The fans love you. Again, they don't call everybody mother. They actually do call everybody mother. But they did call you mother for sure. Well, that's kind of them. I will say the RHAP people have always been kind.

[00:53:36] And so shout out to you all for not threatening me on the internet. Yeah. Because was it when we were on the social game when we were trying to both pass off as if we were survivor players, you obviously being one. But then someone knew your story. Was it Parvati knew who you were? Michelle Fitzgerald. Yeah, Michelle. Michelle knew who I was. I was like. Yeah. But she was like, you were infamous. She sounded like she had heard you like an urban legend. Yeah.

[00:54:07] It's like kids these days don't know how to play survivor vibes. But that's okay. Yeah. It's okay. So, Anna, what's your business? Okay. It's called the Thriving Practice Academy. And it's going to be like this website with all these courses and modules teaching therapists how to start their own business because they seldom do. And we're not taught businessy stuff. And people have all of these false narratives of like, oh, I'm not good at business. But really, if I could do it, you could do it. And so it's just going to be like a place to help people start their own business.

[00:54:36] Nice. Yeah. Because I feel like you do. You go to school for one thing. But then it's like, okay, if you want to do your own thing, you know, where do you go to learn that? No clue. Yeah. Google. Yeah. So I love public speaking and training and stuff like that. And so I'm just going to make a lot of videos and be like, hey, so you're thinking of hiring a W-2 or 1099 practitioner. Let's talk about it. You know, it's going to be cool. Yeah. Okay. No, that's good. I actually know a couple of therapists that would really enjoy that because like you were

[00:55:06] saying, they went to school to be therapists and then they thought private practice would be fun and they don't know what happens after that. They have no clue. So yeah. And it's really overwhelming. And then people also always tell you as a therapist, like, oh, you're never going to make money and there's all this shame if you do. And so I'm just going to talk about all of it. Talk about it. Okay. You know, you're good at starting a business when your new business is teaching people how to start a business. Hell yeah. Yeah. So that's what's new. Otherwise, nothing else. Just hanging out, watching Survivor every Wednesday and thinking, oh, I could do that.

[00:55:35] What do you think? I love it. It looks like it looks so easy. What do you think about this season? They make it look so easy. This season. How do you feel about Milk? Listen, I don't know why I feel personally attacked every time this man is like, we need a strong competitor in the final three because I'm not that. But I'm like, who do you think you are? Like, I don't know. I don't know. But I really like some of them.

[00:56:03] I really like the substance abuse counselor, Mary. She's my fave. Obviously, like Kindred Spirits because I worked in that field for many years. So I'm like, you know, you got to have a real thick skin. Let me tell you. So I really like Mary. And then there's some people that I really struggle with. And I try to remind myself it's an edit. There's more that happens out there. I should know. Like, there's a lot we aren't seeing. But some people's personalities are just tough. I'm like, I would have quit again.

[00:56:32] Who are you struggling with, Hannah? I mean, I feel like it's not. It's like there's only one person to struggle with. Really? Who is it? Joe? Who do you think I'm struggling with? Well, for one, I thought you would really struggle with. I would literally die for Joe. I might leave my family for Joe. Like, that man is father. He's father. He is father.

[00:57:02] Yeah, he's father. Is that an internet thing? Yeah, I think it can be. Yeah. He has sexy eyes. His eyeballs. Like, when he looks at the camera, I'm like, Joe. I'm a kept woman. Yes. Who is it? Mitch? Mitch? Mitch is just like a nice guy. See, I think he's seen for me. He's like, I used to be a post man. Yeah.

[00:57:30] See, I think that you would be clashing with David. You know, he's all big, strong guy alliance. And I know you're not down for that. I mean, I like big, strong men. You know? He's also like this poor man. When he's like, well, my girlfriend's going to leave me if I don't win the money. I'm like, I think you should talk to someone about that. Did you want to therapist that? You can't. I'm like, oh, there's some deep insecurity underlying this whole thing you've got going on.

[00:57:58] So, no, I have empathy for whatever his name is. David. I always forget. Chad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They call him Chad sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. I really like Shaheen. Yes. Shaheen. Yeah, Shaheen. Shaheen. Yeah. I downloaded TikTok for like a week. And as I do, I then deleted it because I was like, I'm overwhelmed. But I commented on his thing. And I was just like, I love you. I'm a fan. And he was like, I have a vape. He said, I have a vape in my car for you.

[00:58:28] And I like fangirled out. So, I love him. I also would have died for Thomas. Thomas. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that. I could see you and Thomas Lincoln being like super cool. Yeah. We FaceTimed once. And I was like, you. I really liked him. I really liked him. I was sad about that. I had no feelings about charity. I was like neutral. Yeah. Like whatever. And Bianca, like, sorry.

[00:58:58] Sorry that you got voted out. I'm trying to think of who else. It's been a week almost since the last episode. Did you have any thoughts on Say? Yeah. Who is such a big character this season? Yeah. I would struggle with her. Yeah. I'm sure she's a great person and is really nice. But maybe it's the edit. But the vibe on the TV, I'm just like someone vote her out.

[00:59:26] And also Cedric, my man. Wait, did he just get voted out? He did. He did. He did. Yeah. I was not upset about that. Did you feel any sort of like kindred spirit with Stephanie, the woman who got voted out first on this season? So she and I texted a bit, which by the way, such a fun advantage of like being on a season for four seconds is like I get to connect with these people if I want to. And it's so fun because I'm a fan.

[00:59:56] I really, I had like kind of neutral, like almost like, you know, I love Kendra a lot on my season. But during pregame in the season, I didn't because I didn't know her yet. And so I got Kendra vibes from her, like astrology, which like, I just don't know enough about it. It's probably legit. Also, like I would die for Kendra. And yeah, I think she's great. And the way that she handled tribal council with say made me like her so much more.

[01:00:23] And I was bummed that she got voted out first. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Say, I mean, you know. Yeah. It's like Rome. It's like Rome vibes. Mm. Yeah. We heard that. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have anybody? Yeah. Well, you, you, you, like you said, four seconds was on your season. But you're right. You do get to connect with everybody. You're kind of like the welcome person to Survivor. You're like the first boots. They get to they get to know you because now they're in the club.

[01:00:52] But also you're close enough to where you can get the good dirt. So we might have to bring you back on Club Condo. So you can be like one of our investigative journalists. You can go in and kind of get to know these players. I just want to say that I think, I think it's because I'm so like not involved in Survivor that I am like people provide me with all of the tea all of the time. And maybe it's because they know that I'm a therapist that I just live my life with HIPAA rules. I'm like, I will not repeat this. This is a vault.

[01:01:21] But I feel like like 46 was such a dumpster fire of tea. And I was just sitting on it like outside of the show. It was so troubling. 47 was like, whatever. I don't know. I don't know what the tea is, really, because I just I hang out with like prejury people. Here's my question. Yeah. Does Jeff keep saying Club Condo because of this podcast? Maybe. Absolutely. Absolutely.

[01:01:51] What is Club Condo? This podcast. It's the club. Nobody knows. He's like Club Condo. And I'm like, dude, just stop. Yeah. I think it's like a house party that is in somebody's condo. And it's like better than the club. That's what I think it is. Like in a condo. Yeah. I never thought about the location of Club Condo. He's like, hey, that's the best it can get. It's Club Condo. Right. So weird. Well, every time he says it, I'm like, Rob has a podcast. Thank you. Just kidding.

[01:02:21] Yeah. Just kidding. Free advertising on the actual show. Mm-hmm. I'm going to text you next time he said it. Just so we can like, he said it. You know, just like we got to make that a thing. Do it. Just so you know, I never watch it on Wednesday nights. I usually watch it the next day because I don't like commercials. That's okay. And that's. This is how I should have known I wouldn't have been good at it. If I can't deal with commercials, how am I going to deal with like the worst possible environment? Rob, would you go back? I know, I know there's like a lot of drama with this. There's a lot of drama.

[01:02:51] If they straight so much. I live for it. I just sit back with my popcorn. They're not calling me. Okay. Go ahead. I'll let you ask your question. If they called you and said, please, would you do it? Yes. Hannah, let me say it this way. I love commercials. So you would go. Oh my God. I wonder if you're on 50. He could be on 50. He's sitting right in front of us. We're not going to see you for a little bit. Yeah. I'm gonna get a really weird email in a couple of days.

[01:03:21] That's true. I'm out of the office for personal reasons for a month. Change my Gmail. Help me understand the psyche of experiencing that and wanting to do it again. Yeah. Well, I already did it. This will be Rob's third time playing. I did. And you're okay with it? I mean, honestly, the second time was the bad time. The first time was fine. Yeah. Hold on to the good time.

[01:03:49] You just were like, what I don't understand. And seemingly like 18 people do this twice a year, every year. And there's very few quitters. How do you get past the hunger? I just don't understand. I'm so hungry. Yeah. Well, in fairness, I'll say that, you know, in the old era that you got, you did get some food once in a while. Although in Survivor All-Stars, we did not have any rice for like nine or 10 days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three was too much for me.

[01:04:18] I mean, I thought I just, I didn't. That's so hard. I was eating like, God knows what off of a rock with Su Hong. No. It's funny now is I have this like traumatizing, like weird food scarcity complex. Now I just was in that airport like all day yesterday, like flying back here. And I was like, I pulled out like 17 snacks on the plane. And this like military guy next to me was like, wow, you're really prepared for this one hour flight. And I was like, I never want to be without food, sir. You don't understand.

[01:04:47] I was on Survivor. You shut up. People don't care. And I've never been recognized. It's such a bummer. Never. Not once. Well, Michelle recognized you or she recognized your story at the very least. It was like, oh, this sounds like someone who quit and had a breakdown on national television. I've heard of you. I was like sick. Somebody's going to spot you one day, Hannah. I don't know if they will.

[01:05:14] I was also like really blonde, really tan and 20 pounds heavier because I thought I was going to be starving for a bum. But I just came home a little chunky. Yeah. All right. Well, Hannah, thank you for stopping in, popping, swinging by the podcast door and good luck with your family planning, with your business, everything. Thank you so much. Thanks, guys. Yeah. So good seeing you. Great to see you. Come back anytime.

[01:05:44] Okay. Literally. Anytime. All right. Take care. I will. Bye, Hannah. Bye. There you have it. Hannah Rose. I like this. I like letting people just show up. Yeah. We just showed up. I want more of that. How many podcasts have open door policy? Right. I want Owen to come here. You think, I know Tyson is on contract with somebody else. But do you think he could? Maybe.

[01:06:14] Survivor players. You go do the work for us. Be like, hey, have you ever considered just popping in a club condo for 10 minutes? And see what happens. Yeah. Chappelle, on Wednesday night, we got together in person. And there was, of course, you did a great job of hosting in between the commercials. Maybe people, if they've never been to the live show, they don't know that that goes on. But Chappelle holds it down, emcees the whole event.

[01:06:41] And prior to the show, we had a special tribute from somebody who is out in Samoa representing the United States against the Australians. Saree Fields sent a special message to you. Yeah. You want to hear it? I mean, I'm still stunned that this happened, y'all. So I was on stage.

[01:07:10] So honestly, from my point of view, I was very confused when this happened. Because prior to the show, Rob and I are talking to the people backstage. And they're getting us set up. And our mics are set up. And Rob says, oh, don't we have to do the safety fire safety video? And the guy's like, yeah, we already did it. And I was like, oh, OK, cool. Bet. And so I'm thinking, OK, bet. I missed the fire safety video. But hopefully these nice people in the crowd have seen it. But then I get on stage. Rob introduces me. We go on stage.

[01:07:38] And then he says, well, we got to show you the fire safety video. And I don't even know. I think I said it aloud. We already did that. And I turn around. And the fire marshal is none other than Saree Fields from Samoa. Yeah. OK. And here's what she had to say. Happy birthday, Brandon. Or should I say Chappelle? I feel like I know you. It's weird. I've never done a cameo for somebody that I felt like was, I don't know, practically family.

[01:08:07] I mean, practically family? You know, it was at that point where my knees started to buckle on stage and I was trying to hold it together. Like, no, no, no. Don't let us see you cry. Don't let us see you cry. Practically family is crazy. She knows what she's doing. There's that one thing about you beating Izzy, but we're going to let that one slide. Happy birthday. And congratulations on your 10th hosted Rob Has a Podcast event. You are killing it. You are killing it, Chappelle.

[01:08:37] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and Tyrone. Tyrone is sending you this cameo. But Tyrone says I'm your favorite survivor player. So thank you for that. And keep doing the damn thing. I see you and I'll see you. That's why I feel like I know you. I'm like, oh, wow. You do know me. Aw. I hope you have the best birthday ever. And I don't care what's going on or who's around or what anybody else is thinking you

[01:09:06] should do is your birthday and you do you, boo. You do whatever it is your heart desires. You get one day a year to be selfish and that day is April 5th for you. It is. It is Chappelle's selfish allowance day, says Sari. So, bonk what you heard. You ain't got to make nobody happy besides yourself. If you want to lay in bed all day long and do nothing, do that. Put your robe on, Chappelle.

[01:09:35] You want to run up and down the street butt naked and say, it's my birthday, bitches. Well, that might get you locked up. But I mean, do it for like a quick second. She said do it for a quick second. Just a quick second. A reality flash, Rob. Best birthday ever. And congratulations on your success with the Rob has a podcast event. You are killing it in the game. Keep doing it. I wish you nothing but more prosperity, more happiness.

[01:10:01] And there's many, many, many more years of life and birthdays to come. And I can't wait to see what else you do. Happy birthday, Chappelle. There you go. Thank you, Sari. Special message from Sari for your birthday. Crazy. This lady has refused to acknowledge me since I started on this podcast. And I've been like begging for Sari to just be like, like my tweet. You know, just click. I know. I've met her son, Jared, multiple times.

[01:10:30] We've hung out prior to him going on Big Brother. And I'm thinking, hey, call your mom. Just let me talk to your mom. One time he almost did. And he was like, yeah, I'll let you call in in just a second. And then I got distracted by other people because, you know, the ADHD. I got like I saw a bright light and I went in the other direction. So I missed out on my opportunity. I look up and she's on Big Brother. And I'm like, well, now she's never going to talk to me because she's going to hate me for allowing her to go on the show. I would have stopped her, Rob. I would have stopped her from going on Big Brother. I'm so happy. You're stopping people from going on Big Brother. It's the move. It's the move.

[01:10:58] Friends don't let friends go on Big Brother because then we have to laugh at them all summer. And Sari, she gave us a lot of good content, but she definitely gave me one of the happier moments. And I do have to thank you and Sam for allowing that to happen during the live show. That was so cool. Okay. It was a fun moment. Everybody was very excited to see Sari. So, yeah, great job by Tyrone and everybody for putting that together. Okay. And I ran around naked a little bit. Just a little bit. Oh, you did? Not in Boston. It was too cold. And, you know, that's just embarrassing. Okay.

[01:11:29] Now, did you happen to see that there was a Jeff Probst has been making the rounds in the press. And maybe he might have recorded this back when he was in New York a couple of weeks ago. But he did an interview where he tried to name as many of the survivor winners as he could. Did you see that? I didn't see this. No, I didn't see this. Now, Rob, you could name all the survivor winners easily. Yeah.

[01:11:57] I think I could name all the survivor winners. It would take me longer than you, but I could do it. I have zero faith that Jeff could name half of the survivor winners without repeating. See, I have been pretty impressed with Jeff in the like a lot of times on like the On Fire podcast. He'll go back to things which I'm surprised that he even remembers.

[01:12:21] So I think that he can do it because I feel like if he if he wasn't able to do it, I kind of feel like that people would be like going to Zerko of like. Yeah. You know, people. He needs to know. Yes. And if he doesn't get it right, I feel like people would be upset with him and dragging him. I have more faith in Jeff naming all the survivor winners than I do Julie Chen naming all the big brother winners. Oh, sure. But I think she recently did that also.

[01:12:51] I love I love I love stuff like this. Do you think Phil Cogan could name all of the Amazing Race winners? So there's there's a lot of seasons and there's two people. So I would be surprised if Phil could do it. And I think Phil cares a lot about the Amazing Race, but I don't think he could do it. All right. Let's see. Let's see what Jeff has to say. Every Tough as Nails contestant. Yes. That he could. No doubt. OK. From Survivor. And I'm going to be taking on a little Survivor trivia on TV Insider. Let's go, Kelly.

[01:13:20] He seemed a little bit. A little Survivor trivia. He sounds like me going into Twish. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't want to do this. But let's. OK. We're here. We're doing it. I actually don't. We're doing the stupid thing. OK. What do you got, Jordan? Thank you, Jordan Kalish. Right. Exactly. It sounds like. Pop quiz. Six minutes and fifty four seconds. For that segment. This is giving jackpots. Yeah. It's a long video for sure.

[01:13:47] I wonder what kind of questions they're asking, though, aside from just naming the winners. Question one. Who has played the most cumulative days of Survivor? Easy. A. OK. Boston Rob. Boston Rob Mariano. B. Parvati Shallow. C. Ozzy Looch. Or D. Cerise Fields. Ozzy Looch. Cerise. Ozzy Looch. Cerise played a lot. I'm going with Boston Rob. That's correct. OK. Yep. I wouldn't say that was the hardest question. Nailed it. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:14:17] Down. I got one right. So true or false. Women have won more seasons of Survivor than men. Well, actually, you know, the new era could be throwing the math off. But we had like six in a row when it was all men. So I still think men have won more. It's hard for the women to come back from that deficit. For sure. But it was 50-50 for a while. For a little bit. For a little bit. Yeah. I do not think. I think it's close. I'm pretty surprised always how close it is.

[01:14:46] But I'm going to say that false, I think more men have won than women. Women had a bad 30s. That's correct. Two for two. Men have won 27 seasons and women have won 20. Oh. All right. That's pretty. Not that close. Close. It's pretty close. It's only. No. Close. Who holds the record for fastest fire in the fire making challenge? Oh, come on. Heidi. Heidi. They don't even put Gabler as an option. OK. This is controversial.

[01:15:16] First of all. Huh? Because there was a period of time where we made it. We gave them more and more supplies at camp. Oh, yeah. So they could practice. So when they walked in, they were ready to go. I know who it is. Yeah. She's very proud of this. Yes. Three for three. Hey. I don't think it's very controversial for the record. No. Who did it the fastest? Yeah. I just want to put an asterisk next to this. Asterisk? We stopped doing that. Now we don't give them the supplies to practice so the times are getting longer again.

[01:15:45] It's not that the next era of players aren't doing it as well. I have a feeling that Heidi knew what she was doing prior to this. Can we just get a tally? I'm giving her this question. Can I get a tally? Three for three? OK. Yeah. No. So I'm... That's also like me on Twitch. Like, I don't want to do it. Right. But when I'm winning, you know. Perfect. The fact that this happened without Jordan Kalish, it's offensive. Like, I feel like he should have been involved. Who are the record for the most votes voided in a single play? A. Karishma Patel. B. Ty Trang. C. Kelly Wentworth. Or D.

[01:16:14] Caleb Geberwald. It's Wentworth or Caleb, because I remember going, Kelly Wentworth does not count. Kelly Wentworth does not count. I'm glad you remember that. Last night, I think Savage went home. Andrew Savage. But I think Caleb had like 12 votes. And he got the shot in the dark. So I'm going to go in big, bold letters with Caleb. Correct. It counts.

[01:16:42] I would say to Jordan Kalish, this is a poorly worded question. Who holds the record for most votes voided in a single play? What the hell is a single play? Right. What game is this? Like, how many yards from scrimmage were gained in a single play? Yeah. There were 12 votes, but he was all, or he would have been the 12th vote, but used a shot in the dark. Oh, okay. So he avoided 11. Avoided 11. Okay. Well, you knew it was a good moment when even all the other people who had voted for him

[01:17:10] yelled in sort of joy because it was just so unlikely. It was just so thrilling. And it was like the best way. The shot in the dark was perfected right then and there, you know? It was just, it was the biggest effect. It was so exciting. Biggest effect. Who has the most career individual challenge wins? Okay. Terry Dietz, Ozzy Looch, Boston Robb, or Tim Spradling? The Looch is crazy. He's a luchador. Who has the most individual challenge wins? But it's his career, right? Yeah.

[01:17:42] Ozzy's pretty tough to beat because of Redemption Island, right? Like he gets credit for those, doesn't he? I don't, look, you gotta ask this lady. This is like where we're getting, we're in the Kalish zone. She needs to come, she needs to come on, on Club Condo too. It's definitely not Terry because Terry only played really one time. Terry only played one time. Yeah. Yeah. It's not Kim. Yeah. It's between Ozzy and Robb. And I think it depends on, does he count the Redemption Island challenges? I thought it was going to be Joe.

[01:18:10] Oh, it's who's played the most too. It's going to be Ozzy or Boston Robb because of days played. I'm going to go. So no offense, Ozzy, but I think he's had more days. You're correct. It's Boston Robb. Oh. It's Boston Robb. Yeah. Really? Total guess. I think Brandon Donilon said that this was a very unique sound that Jeff makes here. It's Boston Robb? It's Boston Robb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right.

[01:18:40] The guys are saying, okay, this is, so Jeff tries to name the winners starting at 657. We'll skip ahead to that. Okay. This is, can Jeff name the survivor winners? You think he can do it? Yeah. Look, to this point, he has impressed me. I will say that there's three minutes left in this video. I think he could do it. I could do it. So I think he could. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's check out. Here comes Jeff in the bonus round.

[01:19:09] How many winners can you list in order from memory? You need to say how many of you split the two in last year. I'm going to suffer. I'm going to cry. Richard Hatch. Okay. Season one. Tina season two. Season three. You got this. Ethan. Okay. Season four. Viseppia. Underrated. I own that. Viseppia's a great winner. Season five was Thailand. Oh, gosh. He was a used car salesman. Oh, I know. I know. I see he's got slipped back. Hey, you hate him. I know who he is. Can't say his name. Six.

[01:19:40] Now. That's not the thing. That's not the thing. I don't remember. Yeah. He said, I know who he is. And I won't. That's interesting. I won't dishonor my interview by saying his name. God forbid. That was like a Twitter favorite. They would have ended Jeff on social media. I didn't even see a peep about that. Right. Because also, I'm not saying his name. Was Amazon six? Okay. Six was Jenna Maraska.

[01:20:10] Seven was Pearl Islands. That was won by Sandra. Eight was the All-Stars. Won by... Oh, my God. Who won All-Stars? Oh. Amber. Yeah, of course. Okay. Yes. Got married from Rob. Nine was Chris. Ten was Palau. That's Tom Westman. Yeah. Eleven was Guatemala. Who won Guatemala? Oh, God. She just played. Oh, my God. Last name has Bill in it. Yeah. Danny, thank you. Oh, Bill, you can't help. Yeah. Panama. Panama. Twelve Panama. Oh, my gosh.

[01:20:40] You can see it. One Panama. Starts with an A. Initials are A-D. Ram. Aris. Okay. Thank you. Thirteen. Edis music. Was what? Cook Islands. Cook Islands was won by... You got this. Starts with a Y. Stop giving him so many hints. Yeah, boo. He doesn't know these answers. I'm taking a bit. Asterisk. I love Yule. Yule was a machine. Okay. Season 14. This is the first VG one. Okay. Earl.

[01:21:10] Season 15. Love Earl. Todd. Herzog. Okay. 16. Was Micromasia. Yeah. Parvati. Okay. Micromasia. Bob Crowley. Then Coach's Season. Otherwise known as Coach's Season. Season 18. Oh, Season 18. Coach, who won Coach's Season? I can't remember. JT Thomas. Oh, JT. Yeah. Sorry, JT. JT was awesome. Oh, my God.

[01:21:38] We have 47 seasons to go? You have a really long show. You can quit whenever you want, but you're... You don't have 47 seasons. You've gotten to 19. Who is... Let me see if I can get to 20. Samoa was 19. Who won Samoa? Was Natalie White. Oh. And then in 20, Sandra Diaz. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm going to stop there. You did really good. Sandra Quinn asked twice. Yeah. All right. There you go. So... Oh, yeah. He definitely wasn't making... He was... Jeff's not beating him allegations. He wasn't making it through all of us. The one name... It just did not happen. Yeah. Sorry.

[01:22:08] Yeah, but I kind of feel like that he would catch a second wind where it's like, okay, he might struggle with Fabio, but then he's going to remember Boston Rob. He might struggle with, you know, Sophie Kim Denise, but he's going to remember Cochran, Tyson, Pony. But this is about that one that he's going to forget. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be tough for him. Then I think he screwed after Cambodia. Like, I don't think he... Like, I think, like most people, Ghost Island is probably a blur for him. So there's definitely moments where I think he's going to get hung up. But that was decent.

[01:22:37] I think for Jeff, he is not a fan. He is the host. Sure. So, you know, we're the ones tasked with memorizing all this stuff. From my own perspective, like there are probably people who remember certain Rob is a podcast things better than I do. Yes. Yes. People remember everything better than I do. So I will just go on and say that I'm not judging Jeff at all for this. I just didn't think he could do it. Now, I would love to see the Julie footage. We'll have to bring that out this summer. All right.

[01:23:06] Chappelle, I think that's all I got for Club Condo. You got anything else? No, that's it, baby. This was fun. Yeah. This was a good time. I really enjoyed this. Great Club Condo today. Thanks to James Jones for stopping by the podcast. To Hannah Rose for stopping by the podcast. We had a Sari cameo. Not literally Sari, but... Not literally, because she won't acknowledge me in real life. But okay. We have to pay her. And we're getting ready for getting back to all the survivors back together at the final 10 this week.

[01:23:36] I'm so excited. This is crunch time. We're about to see if some moves are made or if this big, strong person alliance is going to leave David to the end and he's going to win it all. It's funny because I know a lot of people are pretty anti that, but if he's able to do it, I really can't wait to start talking about it as a winning game. So let's see. Let's see what happens. All right. Let's see what happens. All right. Chappelle, what's coming up for you? Catch me on Nothing But Netflix. This week, Chantel and I, we talked about the Pop the Balloon Live on Netflix. Did you like it? Oh, no.

[01:24:05] And we had a lot to say about that as well. But it was a fun conversation. Yeah, I heard it was not that good. No, no. Absolutely not. But it was a fun conversation. And you get more of that on the Nothing But Netflix podcast. Go to nothingbutpod.com and subscribe to that. Because we got Battle Camp coming. We did Million Dollar Secret. Me and Skyli talked about it. And so me and Kirsten are going to actually talk about Battle Camp, the Netflix battle of the network reality stars or whatever. And it is interesting. It's very different than what we've been watching lately.

[01:24:36] It's more like The Challenge than anything. But it's a fun watch with a lot of Netflix faves. And you can catch that coverage on Nothing But Netflix. Yeah. I know you also talked about Million Dollar Secret that a lot of people enjoyed. People liked it. The Million Dollar Secret was only missing one thing. And that was stunt casting. Right now, I think stunt casting is so hot. You know, with the celebrities from the different thing. I think that's really what gets people going. But pretty much across the board, everyone was saying it was a really good game.

[01:25:02] Maybe next season they incorporate some of the Netflix reality stars into that to give it a little bit more oomph. But it was decent. I will tell you that. Check that out with me and Skyli on Nothing But Netflix as well. All right. And then, of course, we still have an old school interview to do with the aforementioned Sandra Diaz, as Jeff said, the winner of Survivor Heroes vs. Villains in Pearl Islands. And we will talk with her later on on Monday night. So be on the lookout for that in your podcast feed. Make sure you're subscribed.

[01:25:31] Get RHAP.com or you can watch the video over at WatchRHAP.com. Thank you so much for joining us here on Club Condo. We'd love to read you. So say in the comments, take care. We have a good one. Bye.