Today, Rob and Chappell discuss episode 6 of Survivor 48.[00:00:07] Yeah, that's right! Club Condo is on, right Jeff? You realize now, oh it's Club Condo. It's on. It's on! That's right! Chappelle, how are you doing? Rob, I'm doing the robot. I'm doing the Boston Nova. We made it! I'm doing the cha-cha slide. We did it. Y'all heard it here first. You heard it here first. Jeff Probst is a fan of Club Condo. He loves it!
[00:00:35] This is our Super Bowl. This is it. This is what we've been waiting on, okay? You can't buy a promotion like this. The man said go to Club Condo, and I'm like, I'm in here. I'm doing the Charleston. I'm doing all the dance moves, okay? I'm ready. Everybody's welcome to Club Condo. Let's go! The only Survivor Podcast that gets talked about at Tribal Council is Club Condo. Yeah, take that know-it-all. Scram! Yo, we did it, Rob. I'm pop-locking.
[00:01:04] We're for Club Condo. We did it. Yeah, we're over here. We're going to this party. We're doing this. All right, we'll talk about all of the excitement in Club Condo and so much more here with Chappelle on Monday as we get ready for our big live show coming up in Boston. We will both be live out in Boston, Massachusetts Wednesday night for a big sold-out live show.
[00:01:30] Yes, yes. I'm very excited. I've never been to Boston before, Rob, so I don't really know what to expect. But I hear it's going to be cold. Why would they do that to me? It's April. What happened? This is supposed to be springtime. They got us. The bees and the birds and the damn trees and the plants and like you want-it's 40 degrees, Boston? Really? Yeah. Yeah, they did us dirty. Crazy talk. The brochure said, sunny and tropical. They lied. You lied, Boston.
[00:01:59] But no, I'm very excited. Very, very excited for this live show. Hopefully, if you're listening to this, you're obviously on the guest list and you're coming. You're coming and then you're going to kick it and we might do the bossing over at the after party too. Yeah. Okay. How are you doing today? Are you a big birthday this weekend? Yeah, I did have a birthday. I typically do not celebrate those, but I felt the love from all of the people who sent me like the birthday wishes. Hey, happy birthday, Chappelle. Love you.
[00:02:28] You deserve a raise. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm sure you saw it. Of course. How could I miss it? So, all right. Well, let's get into everything from this week because we got so much like forget your birthday that Wednesday night was like your birthday because everybody was like, hey, oh my God. Did you see? Yeah. My mentions were blowing up. I wasn't, so I didn't watch the show live. I was out eating dinner with my family for my birthday.
[00:02:55] And so because of that, I just started getting all these notifications like bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. And I'm like, what is happening? Like Twitter's blowing up, blue skies blowing up, Instagram dead as usual. And I was like, what is happening? And so I thought, Rob, for a second, I thought Jeff Hope said my name on the show. Like I thought he said Chappelle because my mentions were blowing up. I was like, oh shit, he finally acknowledged me, his favorite podcaster. But no, he was talking about club, condo, proper, all of us, what we do, what we bring to the table, say his favorite podcast and mine as well.
[00:03:25] So this is the iconic moment for us in RHAP history. This is like Asia saying Rob has a podcast, but better. This is better than Asia saying it. This is better. Wow. This is way better. I was watching the show live on Wednesday night. Here's a reaction of me watching the tribal council where Jeff said club condo. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. What are you drinking? Is that a Coke Zero? No, Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Okay. Choices. Mm hmm.
[00:03:55] Rob, you look, you look genuinely shocked. I mean, it's so, it's so funny that we are able to capture these moments of you at home, you know, where you just like you see club condo. It's like, it's like we had, we sent the cameras to your home visit because they knew. Remember back in the old days with big brother, even survivors used to do that, right? Where they would go do a hometown and I follow you around before you're on the show. This felt like that. CBS was back in your house, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I basically, I do like what Taryn does. I just like, I'm watching the episode and like filming my reaction to stuff.
[00:04:23] And then it's just like, if something interesting happens, then we use it. Otherwise we just like erase it and then start over the next week. Why would it take in Jeff so long to acknowledge us as his, the official unofficial podcast? He's getting warmed up. Cause Rob, he said the words club condo probably the first and last time prior to this, what years ago? No, it was survivor 44.
[00:04:48] And the art, the backstory of why is this podcast called club condo was Jeff probes talked about club condo back in season 44 of survivor. And, uh, it talked about it with, uh, it was the Franny boot episode and talked about it about how that at club condo, uh, where you go full tilt boogie. It's club condo. Uh, I believe this is the clip club condo. Oh wait, no, that's okay. Sorry. That's where he said it. That's my ring. Okay. Okay.
[00:05:19] Let's see if, uh, I have the, the, the full, uh, the full tilt boogie. Uh huh. I agree with you. That's the only way to play survive is full tilt boogie. Every single second of every single day. Full tilt boogie. I don't know what full tilt boogie is. I don't know. Full tilt boogie is a state of mind. It's like, you could call it club condo. You can call it whatever you want. It's just a state of mind. So did I full tilt boogie at the sanctuary?
[00:05:48] You could full tilt boogie at the sanctuary. I don't know if you did or not. Oh, I did. Okay. Oh, I did. So full tilt boogie and club condo could be used interchangeably, but this week we went all in on club condo. Yeah. I think the full tilt boogie is one of the dances that Jeff left out, left out, you know, like he said his main, his main moves, you know, um, Jeff is like, I'm in the box. You know, I don't move out of this box. You know, this is kind of his area. Um, but the full tilt boogie, I might have to incorporate that into my dance steps.
[00:06:17] Now, just so that we can know that club condo is not a state of mind anymore. Rob is a whole podcast empire. Yes. Yes. And we try to embody that state of mind here. And so it came up at tribal council that Shaheen was asked about, uh, what, what's this like? And he described that the merge is a little bit kind of like, uh, a different type of party. A huge house party. When you've been used to very small dinner parties and you're trying to get to know everybody.
[00:06:47] You're watching and trying to see what's going on, but you really don't know who's snuck off to the bathroom together. Whoa. Who snuck off to the bathroom together? What the hell's going on at this party? That's one of those parties with the wristbands and the key cards. And, you know, maybe you put a sock on the door or the bathroom door. You know, I, I've heard, I've heard legend of such parties, you know, uh, Yeah. Yeah. There for a good time. Not a long time. And sometimes you're there for a long time until it doesn't get so good anymore.
[00:07:15] Brandon Donlin just messaged me in the chat that do you remember when we went to the survivor 48 premiere and we saw the two survivors go into the bathroom together for no apparent reason. Just let me know if you remember that. I definitely remember. Cause I still think about that a lot. Okay. I've seen a lot of, a lot of sneaking off and Alliance pre-gaming, I guess I will say for a future season of survivor at these parties as well.
[00:07:44] I don't know what this was. I don't know. I don't know. You know, I don't know either, but, uh, I'm look, if you see it, if you see something, say something, put it like that. Let me know. Let me know. I pull up. I investigate it just for club condo. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. Club condo. Jeff is, uh, runs with this and here's what Jeff has to say. Shaheen. Let's stick with your example of parties. Mm-hmm. You go to a small party. You don't know anybody. That's your original tribe. You got to quickly figure out, okay, what is it?
[00:08:14] Two steps. It's a light little party. Okay. Everything's good. I just want to make sure I'm following. Okay. Chappelle. So, okay. So it's like, you go to a party and then at the party every, when you go to a party, cause I don't get invited to a lot of parties, but I feel like you've, you've had some experience going to parties. So you go to a party and when you go to a party, you walk in and everybody at the party is doing the same dance, right? Ooh. Okay. Yeah. This has got cultural, Rob. Okay. Let me tell you something. Black folks, you go to that party and yeah, there's assigned dances that are done
[00:08:44] at this specific times that you kind of have to know. Like I'm starting to ask, I wanted to ask Jeff who parties he been going to. This sounds like he was at a Jervis party, you know, Jeremy Collins party. Like this ain't, Jeff is like, Jeff Collins. I was like, Jeff, what you know about the two step? You know what I'm saying? Two step. I've been to parties where people are dancing. Yeah. People are dancing. You know, you just kind of do your own dance, but black folks parties got like specific rules. They tell you what to do, when to do it and how to do it. And then if you don't do it, you got to get out the way and just record and really clap. And then also try to mentally learn the dance for next time.
[00:09:14] So I think, I think Jeff might be at a black folk party. Okay. Well, all right. So you go to one party and everybody's doing the one dance, the two step. There's another party. You go to the other party. Maybe you take a couple of people with you. Oh, that guy's doing the robot. Okay. I see what's happening. You get here. This is a house party. As you said, you realize now, oh, it's club condo. It's okay. Now you go to a house party. Now I saw those movies. That was a black party, right? That one, two and three kid and play. Yeah.
[00:09:43] Look, and then there was a remake. And then there was the one with IMX or immature, whatever. Look, I thought this, this was a black folks party. But then when Jeff said he pulled out the robot, I was like, who? Okay. Maybe a black folks party in a very specific time and place, you know, like a very like, Hey, didn't Bruce do the robot when he was going to the journey? Case in point, you know, like, is that why he hit it off so good with Jeff? He did the robot and just like, yes. Yes. Yes. You're the guy. I need to bring you back. He was like me watching survivor.
[00:10:13] He's like, he did it. He did it. Look, I love Bruce and Bruce is a man of a certain age. And so Bruce got the, he's got that, that, that robot down pat. Okay. So I think that Jeff is kind of like, yeah, this is a, this is a party, an age party, you know, like this is a party from like, like a flashback party, you know, like, oh yeah, let's do us a little eighties, early nineties type style party or whatever. You bring your people in, you go from doing the two step and getting jiggy with it to doing the robot, you know?
[00:10:40] And so, uh, Jeff's ready for whatever party it is. I think you have to be at least well-versed in some of these line dances as well to do well on survivor. I think I have to start asking the questions now. Yeah. And that's what the merge is like. You go into these parties and then you go and everybody's doing a dance over here. And then you take people that are at one party and then you bring them to a different party where somebody is doing the robot. And this is like, this is the party. This is it. I would be great at the merge. I think it's kind of my bread and butter.
[00:11:07] Like I can walk into a party and then extract the people that I like to party with and be like, let's go. Hey, let's get out of here. Let's go see, you know, let's go see what the other parties talk about. The goal is to be the party, Rob. It's not to, you know, join another party. Your goal is to be the epicenter of the party. Wherever you go, the party comes wrong. That is not the mission. What? This is what it's about. And now you're looking around and somebody's doing salsa. They're doing the break dancing over there. But the key to a club condo is you want to get invited back.
[00:11:36] It's about being invited back to the party. Oh, because yeah, because let's say the next round of votes is the next party. Right. And it's like, all right, you was kind of lame at the last party. I don't think we're going to get a call. You know, I peeped your two step and it wasn't doing what I needed to do. Your salsa wasn't tight. Your, you know, your samba wasn't there. Your, your bachacadas weren't tight enough. You weren't hitting your runs. You know what I'm saying? Like you weren't hitting your turns. I got to leave you. You can't come back.
[00:12:05] If you don't know the proper dance steps, then how can you get invited back to club condo? I think he's making a good point. Yeah, I think he's making a good point. Is that true about the club condo podcast? Is that the key to club condo is that you really, but the key to club condo is you want to get invited back. You want to get invited back. I mean, Jelinski was sending me messages on Instagram. He wants to come back. But have you seen his dance moves? Look, you know, I love Dave.
[00:12:35] That's my guy. But he hasn't gotten an invite. I don't know what to tell you. You know, we've had people come on in the past who were iconic guests for when they were guests. But we got to keep this club condo train going. Okay, the next dance party showed up. And if you didn't get the invite, maybe you just need to brush up on your dance moves. Maybe you need to be more alluring to club condo. Right now, Annika is fresh off of our guest spot here. And I think Annika can get the call. But who knows? Maybe she gets a friend jumped. Maybe one of these new contestants comes in and they dance a little bit better. Maybe they got more moves.
[00:13:04] Who knows? I think if you come on club condo, you got to come correct. Okay. You never know. Could be your last chance. Okay. Now, everybody was talking to us about club condo. But there was another analogy at tribal council this week. It was Mary who got started. Yeah. Oh. About that. She said that the merge is not a party. The merge is a dog park. And some of the dogs are... You got that dog in you? I do. Some of the dogs are sort of sitting to themselves.
[00:13:33] Some of the dogs are running around. And Kyle jumped in and said... You know, Jeff, if I'm looking at it, I feel like everybody's sniffing butts. You know? Cedric knows a thing or two about that. Oh! Cedric! Young Cedric, you got some splaining to do. Young Cedric. He's got some splaining to do. Yeah. But why are you sniffing butts? He's a professional. Well, yes. He is a professional.
[00:13:58] But I think that in Cedric's work, I think that probably just the very quick... Not like... I think that Cedric, there's nothing inappropriate about what he's doing. But if he walks in the room, he might already be able to tell, all right, there's an issue here. Oh! So he's like, you gotta pass the smell test. I don't think he passed the smell test, but I think if something is gravely wrong, Cedric
[00:14:22] may, as such a seasoned pro, he may already even be able to tell something is off. Yeah. You're like, okay, Dr. Cedric, this is your next appointment right in this room. He walks in the room, damn! Oh my God! Remember that face he made when Bianca said she had no vote? Right, exactly. That's that same like... Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. Like something crawled up in there and died. Yeah.
[00:14:51] I bet, you know, like, you know, he does have a lot, years and years of experience. This man is a seasoned professional, as you said. And yeah, I'm sure that you've been around enough of them. You can kind of tell. You know, you use your other senses as well. Before you even have to get a good look at it. You can already kind of diagnose that some ain't right up in there, all up in there. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can tell. Okay. Chabelle, it was a breakout episode this week for Star, who finally was the star of the episode.
[00:15:21] She did it! She did it! That's my dog. You know what I'm saying? I was so happy. I was like, yes! Yes! She got the fishy? She got the fishy, yes. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what she deserved. She deserved the fishy. Cause Star said, I ain't afraid to throw our names. Charity? Who? Okay, that's fine. She can go. She can go. I was like, yeah, that's it. That's it. Charity starts at home. You gotta make sure you take care of you. Star. The star. The star of the season so far. I'll give her that. This was her breakout episode. More Star content, please. Okay.
[00:15:50] Well, forget throwing out names. Did you see what happened when Star went to go vote this week? Star goes and heads to the voting booth for the first time this season. And here comes Star, so excited to vote. And then this happens. See, when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite you, Star. See, that's what I'm saying. Sometimes we just go too far.
[00:16:18] But, Chappelle, look at this in... Let me see if I can bring this in slow motion. Okay? Uh, just look at the... How does the pen fly like this? It's almost like that somebody has like the pen on a string. Where I don't... I don't even understand how the pen... Like, is the pen covered in WD-40? What is happening here? No. Her ass got in there clowning. And the producer on the side who is supposed to monitor this said,
[00:16:47] uh-uh, pull the plug and just... Yoinked it right out of her hair and said, cut it out. Damn it. Act like you got some sense. Uh, who is it? She said her brother that told her not to be throwing out names. He's the one on the, uh, on the sidelines. Like, nah, I told you not to act a fool in the voting booth now. Cut it out. Alright, so Chappelle, I have a confession to make. Okay? Um... Okay. That... That wasn't Star's brother. Okay? Um... There's a twist. I have something that I've been keeping from you a secret. Okay?
[00:17:17] Um... I have a... A secret connection to... Star. She's actually... In what way? My sister-in-law. My brother-in-law told me not to say no names, but Robbie, I gotta say names. So I... Star. Robbie? So that's what my family calls me. Really? Yeah. Star. When you go... Especially at the merge, do not say names.
[00:17:47] That's what happens to people. They go to the merge, and they say... They start saying everybody's names, and then that's it. You got got. And she said, Robbie? I don't know what to tell you, baby. I had to throw out some names. You know, uh... Star, not listening to advice from seasoned survivor players and viewers. That does not shock me. Because she marches to the beat of her own drum, Robbie. But I mean, Star really, like, let the cat out of the bag. Because it wasn't just me that Star started talking about in this episode.
[00:18:17] So respectfully, there are big happy families, and you don't have to like your grandma, T.T. Or your auntie Nicole. Everybody knows the middle child gets no love. I mean, eating y'all up. I mean, somebody's like, wait, hold on. Rob, Nicole, she's gonna give the whole thing away. Who is T.T.? Rob, you got a T.T.? T.T., yes. You got a T.T. in your family? Yeah.
[00:18:44] Rob, you be at the black party too, huh? You got a T.T.? You got... Rob be doing the bossa nova at the black folks party. He be doing the boots on the ground. Part of the family. Yeah, so... Yeah! Cha-cha one time. Cha-cha real smooth. Cha-cha again. Turn it out. Yeah. Star is really coming into her own this week, Chappelle. Yes! Yes! Look, it was tough.
[00:19:12] I think that she was about to start beefing with Starbase on Twitter at some point. You know, we're really trying to get our fan bases aligned with our survivor players, but that doesn't always happen. But I think Star is a character that anybody can get behind supporting right now. She... I was worried about Star. You know, last episode, she's just like, oh, I'm gonna give Eva my idol. And I'm like, stop! Stop! Cut it out! What are you doing? And I'm sure she's like, Robby? I'm sorry. I don't listen to you. I'm just gonna do what I want. I was like, you gotta listen to Robby. He's a know-it-all. But here, she bounces back.
[00:19:41] She gets Charity out, and it doesn't look like she has a target on her back right now. I'm excited to see what Star does next. Chappelle, this week we saw Charity go home. Do you have any thoughts on Charity? Yeah, I think Charity was a fun player. I think that, you know, I like anybody who plays aggressive survivor game, right? And like, Charity, like, she's kinda like Star. Like, let's throw out some names. Let's get some moves going. She does not survive this vote. But yeah, I thought she was fun while she lasted.
[00:20:10] I was actually very nervous going into the travel concert. Did you know it was gonna be Charity? Did you just have a vibe? Cuz I was, you know, every week I come in fighting for my life, hoping that Say doesn't go home. I felt like that it was completely 100% charity. And then at the very last minute, I started to worry for Say. Mm-hmm. Yeah, especially with the way the votes are being read, right? Like, it was super close. And then, of course, you see Say's vote. Rob, what did you make of Say's vote?
[00:20:39] Cuz she did not vote for Charity. Did you vote for Cedric? Yeah! Yeah. What's that about? I don't know. And I haven't seen Say talk about it, but I do wonder, especially when this has been my theory. And listen, maybe Say is gonna come out and say like, Hey, you know, brother-in-law Robbie, you don't know what you're talking about. But I kind of feel like that Say is trying to hide how close she is with Cedric and Mary.
[00:21:07] And that's why she's getting chippy with Mary. She's writing Cedric's name down at tribal council. I wonder if she's trying to make it seem like that she's not friends with them. Mmm. You know, I think Say tweeted out something to the effect of like, Hey y'all, I was just having fun. I thought it would be funny to vote for Cedric. I highly doubt that that is true. But I love the idea of just like being like, nah, you know, I knew she was going. So I just felt like you're just reminding him that he did write my name down twice in one tribal council.
[00:21:36] I think she owed him that way. Okay. This is Say responding to the votes to say, I was just effing around and getting some laughs in at the same time. Come on. Come on. Look, Say has been effed over by the shot in the dark before. Okay. Cedric left his lady for dead when the shot in the dark was hit. And so I think this is her protecting against it.
[00:22:01] If Charity has an idol or the shot in the dark is playing for her, or, you know, I don't know, Eva plays the idol for Charity or something like that. Things go awry and maybe Say is like in a tight spot. So maybe she's like, I'm just throwing my vote to put somebody else out there, you know, just to kind of keep, keep, keep some things in flux. Who knows what happens there? I don't know. Okay. But it had to be Cedric. Yeah. He earned that. Yeah.
[00:22:24] This week we saw that Joe and David finally got on to the same beach and they had an incredible bond over the fact that they both are in the gallon of milk a day club. This club is no disrespect. This is disgusting. A gallon of milk a day cannot be healthy. There's a limit. You know, I think everything has its limits and a gallon is crazy.
[00:22:49] Although milk prices are sky high, David, you know, I know we were concerned about moving out of the trailer, right? I think you could save a ton of money. If you just stop drinking a gallon of milk a day, I really think that you can go from trailer to apartment complex so quickly. If you just give that up. I think that you're like, have you seen the price of eggs and milk? But David, I would just, I would push back on that.
[00:23:14] Uh, and I'm no financial analyst, Emily Flippen, but let's just say like a gallon of milk costs $6. But if that's all you buy for the whole day, if that's it, like that's probably actually a pretty like, uh, economical way to go. Right. Well, like you just buy a cow. You know? Yeah. Hey, why buy the milk when you get the cow? There you go. Yeah. I think he got the cow at home. What are you doing?
[00:23:42] Is that marriage advice for David as he's thinking about trying to get engaged? Oh yeah. Go someplace where the milk is plentiful, you know? Yeah. All right. David, if you're getting the milk, don't buy the cow. Okay. Yeah. Wait, if you got the cow, why buy the milk? What's the saying? If you got the milk, it's the cow. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? If you can get the milk for free, David, go get the milk. It's out there. Yeah. I've seen it. I've seen it. It's out there. But so, all right.
[00:24:11] Joe and David had this bond, but there was something about this that the always observant Brian Scali, your cohost talking about million dollar secret over on nothing but Netflix had this tweet. And Brian Scali very astutely noticed left wondering what the 5.1 thousand people who
[00:24:36] bookmarked this video of David and Joe talking about milk are going to revisit it for. So Scali's tweet was something to the effect of this is how he feels listening to straight men talk, right? Yes. Sometimes it's like talking about stupid shit like milk. I don't know where he would get that from, but okay. But look at that. That tweet says 1 million views. Now, what the hell is it about this particular scene? Maybe they thought Scali was so fun.
[00:25:06] That was such a funny tweet. Yeah. But like, why? A million, a million views, a million views. And Scali's pretty funny. 5.1 thousand bookmarks. That means like a bookmark assumes you're going to come back to this. So it's not like, it's the tweet that is that funny to where like months from now, you go, hey y'all, you gotta see this. Maybe it's like, hey, I'm feeling a little down. Let me go back to some of Scali's greatest hits. Right. Two guys, one milk. I think that that's like potentially a thing.
[00:25:35] Well, like I feel like if you gender swap that and it was like, I don't know, two girls in a cup, I feel like that would also have a million or so views. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like maybe this is a, maybe this is like a formula, you know, two guys in a blank, two girls in a blank. I think that two guys in the milk for Scali, it's taken off. I just want to know why? What are you getting out of this? They're just talking about milk. I mean, I don't get it. It's like, it's just a tweet. I don't understand.
[00:26:03] Like, why would anybody want to come back to it later? Right. And then like of all the things to come back to later on Twitter on X.com. Look, there, there's probably some more, a lot more heinous things that are happening with milk on X.com that you can bookmark and go back to. Uh, then like two guys who are starving on an island being like, you know, would be nice a gallon of milk, you know? So I don't know. It just felt like, look, if Scali's going to be famous for his tweets, that's fine. But famous for this tweet is crazy.
[00:26:33] Mm-hmm. Like, Jeff Probst is going to frame this and put it on his wall like Julie Chin did that other Scali tweet, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Brian Scali will be famous forever as long as people keep bookmarking your tweets. Yeah, look, as long as people are obsessed with drinking a gallon of milk, uh, or whatever they're obsessed with. I just, I want to know what the subtext is here. I feel like I'm missing the punchline of like, why people are like, like favorite ad, you know, repost, retweet, retweet, bookmark.
[00:27:02] Well, like what, what is it about this is making people want to come back to it? I just, I really have to know. Hey Scali, you got any more of those milk tweets? You got any more of that milk tweets? Yeah. Scali, I need the milk. You got that milk tweet? You got that milk tweet for me? Yeah. I'm telling you, the homelenders out there are going up right now and I just can't figure out why. Yeah. I mean, come on. I mean, first of all, how are you not, if you're not following Brian Scali on Twitter, what are you doing? What are you even doing? Yeah.
[00:27:31] You're missing out on, on gold apparently. Yeah. All right. Um, David, uh, also he got everybody talking this week when he described about how this was going to be the season of honor and integrity and, you know, he's done. Yeah. He's done with all of these, uh, survivor puzzle solvers. Too many nerds. Get out of here. Get out of here, David.
[00:28:02] We already heard this one. You said it last week after you won Dondi. We already heard this one. Get some new material. That's different David. Get some new material. Well, he was, no, this is, this is David from survivor 48. So yeah, you're right. He's in a weird spot here in this, uh, triangulation. He dunks on the nerds from us survivor. But then when David from Australian survivor says that us survivor is too full of nerds,
[00:28:29] then David from us survivor has to push back. Cause I guess from, cause to David from Dondi from Australian survivor, I guess he's lumping David survivor 48 in with the nerds. Yeah. It's like, it's not even like that anymore. I changed it. Right. Yeah. Like, duh. You haven't even caught the recent, the most recent developments. You know, it's like being on a brains beauty and bronze season one year. And the first time you're on bronze, but then when you come back for brain beauty and bronze all stars, you're on brains.
[00:28:58] And I'm like, ha ha. You thought, you thought you weren't a puzzle nerd, but guess what? Yes, you are. This is really a tight spot. Cause he's going up against the golden God, David. Um, if he is to win survivor, would he be the David that sucks or would he be the superior David? He would not be the superior David to, uh, only win one, uh, new era season of survivor.
[00:29:22] Uh, David has, uh, gone, uh, very deep into two different Australian survivor games and one dealer no deal island. So I think that that would make him the superior David of reality TV. This sounds like a celebrity death match. This really does sound like I like, cause I personally, I don't like how, I don't like how golden God been talking about us. I take that personally. So I'm, I'm leaning toward really wanting to support the new David, David Kenny. Right.
[00:29:48] I want to support him in his endeavor, but do you know what he would have to do to then like beat the golden God? Do you know how much money he would have to win? It would be damn near impossible. Yeah. So I'm rooting for, uh, I don't want to call him little David, you know, new David, new David. Okay. Here's what he had to say about the survivor. What do you say? Hold on. Let me make sure I play this with audio this time. And here's David. Joe and I, we're no longer the meat shields of survivor, right?
[00:30:18] We're getting all the strong people together and we are winning survivor 48. From now on, you're lying. You're manipulating your strategist. You're a puzzle solver. You're a social player. Now you're the target. Shit. Damn. He said, if you have any skills for the game, other than muscles, you gotta go. It was like, honestly, if he looks around at the muscles and like, Hey, I think this is a good spot for me. Now I don't think it's an awful strategy. Also he does have evil. Who's like, yeah, whatever the girls are doing.
[00:30:47] I'm not about that life. So yeah. Tag me in coach. Um, so this is not a new strategy, but it is very jarring when people vocalize it because it does make it seem like, oh yeah. I, um, you know, the things that we come to know and love about survivor lying back, stabbing treachery things that sound sound bad. Yeah. You know, in a vacuum, like we kind of like those things here. And so for you to be like, no, stop. Don't swear on your dead relative.
[00:31:18] Don't steal a car from somebody. Like we're not doing that anymore. Like boo. Who the hell do you think you are? David. This is what we like. Yeah. Well, I guess David heard it a little bit from people and David came back and said, damn, I thought there was more than one way to play this game. My bad. I mean, there is. We just don't like the way you are suggesting. We want, cause David, here's the thing. Let's say the big, strong people get together and they win this season. Congratulations. We've seen it before. It's back.
[00:31:47] We liked that. Congratulations. You did it. But then next season when people were like, yep, integrity, that's all we're looking for. Like, Hey, Hey, Hey, that shit was cute. One time we need lying and backstabbing. We need people going like we need a bitter jurors. We need people trying to burn it down. We need fights on the internet. All this integrity stuff is cute for other games. You know, you want to, you want integrity, go play extracted. This is, this is a different place. Is there a lot of integrity talk on extracted? No, even they know that they got to backstab people.
[00:32:17] They just don't like it. But David being like, we're shutting it down. Like when he was talking to Kyle, I'm sitting at home thinking now, Kyle, stop playing. You know, you've been a, you've been a backstabbing. But Kyle, don't let me down. Kyle. Yeah, I just, I agree. I think this is what's going to work. I like Kyle. And then cut to Kyle and Camilla being like, ah, so we ain't doing. I was like, all right. All right. We still got one. Y'all we still got some legs in here. It's going to be tough though. Cause when the physical people don't want to vote out the physical threats, it's really hard to get past them if you're a puzzle guy.
[00:32:46] But I think, I think that even the physical people are going to look around and say like, I'm not the most physical. So I got to get one of these physical threats out of here. They're going to eat each other eventually. It's just a matter of when. Yeah. I think this works for David and we'll see how it plays out for everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. I get, I don't really think that everybody's down. Like I think David, Joe, Eva, they're like, I bet. And then Kyle is like, oh yeah. Sure. Okay. Sure. Yeah.
[00:33:15] Is it going to get me through this merge vote? Pow. Uh, although, uh, Mergentory is over, but we got a split tribal council probably coming up too. We typically have it around this time. I also would be like, yep, let's keep all the strong people. Yep. Cause, uh, there's only a five or six options here and I don't want to be the one to go. So yeah, I could see that too. Uh, but yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm in the chorus of people booing this man. Boo. Go play something else. Okay. We like, we like treachery. Chappelle.
[00:33:42] So speaking of Joe, that he had a big week, uh, this past week after the very emotional episode with Eva, check this out. So he got invited to throw out the first pitch at an, I don't even know what city there. I don't even know if they have a city, the athletics game athletics versus Cubs. Are they in Sacramento? Sack town? Sack town athletics. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:34:13] Here's Joe from survivor throughout the first pitch. This is incredible. It really is. This seems like survivor of yesteryear. This is the type of stuff that Jerry Manthe and them were doing, you know, and that you, you probably got a call for and turn down, you know? Um, so that's, it feels like we're back to our heyday where survivors are a household name. I've seen so many clips of Joe, uh, in just, you know, and tick tock on the new like Joe
[00:34:42] and Eva's moment was so incredible that I think it really is, um, reinvigorating a lot of people into, you know, caring about survivor players the same way that we do. Wow. Okay. But if I ever go back on survivor, like, uh, anybody has any issue, I'm stepping off the mat. I'm helping everybody out. Uh, look, this is, this is what happens to you. Forget the game. I don't give a damn about no damn baseball game, Rob. Bring back the Sia money.
[00:35:10] If Sia come back and start passing out cash. Yeah. You don't eat no chickens. You, you, you hug and take care of everybody. You sacrifice your whole game and you make sure that your hand is out like the roast system. You got to get yours. Okay. You got to get your, Hey, right here. See ya. See me. You know what I'm saying? That green, that paper, that cheddar, that money on. I need that. I need that every time. I don't care about, I do not care about throwing out a pitch. Sorry. That's incredible. Sia quit before this moment. I know she at home looking at all her billions.
[00:35:39] Like, damn, I really could have got that. She blew it. Yeah. Boo. See ya. Boo. Boo. Come back. Okay. All right. Speaking of Eva, she had an observation, uh, this week where she went to go vote and she noticed of why does everything, uh, look like garlic this season.
[00:36:04] Oh, wait till she finds out about the secret or the secret, uh, civilization that Jeff made up the garlic people, the garlic people, the garlic people. What did he call them? Do you remember what they're actual? I don't even remember. I don't know. Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. Uh, I look, I too was like, oh yeah, this is a pretty cool aesthetic that they legit made up. So this is the garlic people of Fiji and, and I, and I like that they have a, a through line, right? Like, like at least Eva said it out loud.
[00:36:33] Cause I would definitely be asking the questions. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, of all the herbs and spices, garlic. You have a different one. I'm just saying, you know, I think I too would be like questions like garlic. Is that where we live? These people are anti vampire. Yeah. But do we have like more fake civilizations that we're going to make up for the future seasons or are we just like sticking with the garlic people? No. See that now I'm torn because although I would love to see how creative survivor would be
[00:37:02] and like bringing in other, you know, random objects to, to really put on a pedestal as like, this is the symbol, the symbol of this civilization. I also kind of want to build more lore about this garlic people, right? Like maybe they are anti vampire. Maybe their whole civilization is just like people who were hiding from the Cullens, you know? And like they came to Fiji to escape Edward and all of his shenanigans or, you know, or you know, like I just, I really feel like you could build from that in a way that if
[00:37:30] you bring in different civilizations, it's like, it almost doesn't become like believable after a while. Like you may tell me all these civilizations within Fiji. Yeah. All of them. Like that's just lean into the garlic thing a little bit more. I want to know more about it. Yeah. I mean, it seems like it's giving Avatar. A little bit. And I don't care about those blue people. They suck. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, avatar. We don't like you. Um, yeah, I, I agree.
[00:37:59] I think that, uh, you make me care about the blue people. Yeah. But I care a little bit more about these garlic people. I just, I, you know, remember the, like the, the Blair Witch Project type challenge that Jeff used to do where he'd read, like, come in. This is the perfect time to bring that challenge back. Come in with your fake civilization name, your fake trivia questions that only you know the answers to. And just like, see what happens if you start asking questions about this story that you made up. I would love to see the people racing through the woods and trying to find artifacts of
[00:38:29] the garlic civilization that we've, that dates back to what last Tuesday when we made it up. Yeah. I would love that. Um, the garlic people would, uh, always sacrifice, uh, the virgins or the, the, uh, promiscuous. Uh, I don't know. Which is it? I don't know. Which one is it? Oh my God. Like, I think I remember reading about this somewhere in, in, in my literature books. It's like, no, you don't know. You know, we made this shit up. Yeah. There are no right answers. We're just going to choose who wins immunity that round. I like the color.
[00:39:00] Last week was April fool's day and, uh, no ton of like survivor hijinks out there, but for some reason, Sandra woke up and chose violence on April fool's day. Okay. My queen. One of your all time faves. Uh, so top three. Yeah. She went over on Instagram and posted this that says, congratulations, Russell pants. You won survivor.
[00:39:30] April fools. Queen stays queen audio. And that's what you get. And that's what you get. Um, and that, what you get is more is one of my favorites. Uh, Sandra quotes because she meant that shit. That's what you get. You know, you asked for this. Um, yeah, look, people are trying to outlaw April fools because honestly, there's nothing good that really comes from it.
[00:39:56] But I would say that this, this is what really comes from just like, just just like the, the psychification of April fools. Like I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to really trick anybody into believing anything. I just want to just dangle a character in front of you and then snatch it away and be like, hop in your face. That's what you get. Mm hmm. Yeah. The queen stays queen. Adios. Peace. Where's this picture of Russell from? Where's the top one from? Is this Australian survivor? Like who are these people? It is.
[00:40:26] It is. Cause they're looking at him like, oh, sir, we're about to vote you out. Look, her face is killing me. Cause she literally was like, oh, within three seconds you're going home. Um, yeah. Tough, tough spot for Russell heads, man. I think the, the second one is what redemption Island. Yeah. It looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. He got a tough break in redemption. I'll say that, but, uh, he was, he was wilding out on Australian survivor. They had to get rid of them. All right. There you go. There's April fools. Happy April.
[00:40:56] And that's what you get from Sandra. All right. So Chappelle TMZ wrote an article this week. Excuse me? Yeah. When, when, hold on. TMZ be doing this all the time and I like it, but I also, I have to ask why, why they don't ever call me when big brother season be going on. We'd be out here doing the hard hitting journalism. And then TMZ just drop an article. Like who, who on TMZ got the, the big brother and survivor beat? You know, who's that guy who's getting the call? Like, Hey, another thing happened on survivor.
[00:41:25] Breaking news. You know, like I, I want to talk to that person. I do think we could interview the TMZ reporter who does the survivor and big brother coverage. Well, let me see. Do I have a name credit on the article? No, it's by the two fab staff, which is giving AI a little bit, but yeah. Yeah. Okay. We got Mike Bloom at home. Yeah. They had an article and, uh, they, uh, posted it to Twitter.
[00:41:53] And, uh, the article was these, uh, they might be your favorite survivor competitors now, but people like Ashley Mazzaro and Whitney Duncan have always been in the spotlight. And first of all, it's like, who wants to tell them? Right. Now, first of all, leave Ashley Mazzaro out of this. Yeah. But let me, but let me focus on Whitney Duncan. Now, Robbie, famously your favorite survivor player. I had no issue with her. Yeah.
[00:42:22] Your favorite survivor player. Like literally like how Sandra's one of mine. She's one of yours. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Get her on. Hey, you're doing these old school interviews. Look, the Duncan stands out there. They're looking for it. Sure. America runs on Duncan. That's right. Why? Look, bring her into Boston. I think that's the headquarters for Duncan, right? Like we gotta, we gotta bring in the Whitney Duncan stands. So they might be a favorite survivor competitors now, but people like Ashley Mazzaro and Whitney Duncan have always been in the spotlight.
[00:42:52] And then, yeah, I got tagged on this here. Uh, let me see. Uh, I thought, I thought I did. Who wrote the article? I thought I had tagged on it. I, I, let me just, uh, before I click on, uh, No mentions. Mm-hmm. I want to see them. Oh no, I got retweeted on this. Jason Reed said, said what you're saying. What? Your fan? Whitney Duncan is, uh, I did, I think Jason Reed said Whitney Duncan is nobody's favorite survivor.
[00:43:21] And I said, uh, what about Keith Tollefson? Mm. I mean, yeah. Think about that. Think about that. Like you, you and Keith are definitely heading the, heading up the fan club. Rob, I have to know who else is on this list. Okay. Do you have, do we have access to the entire list? Yeah. I can give you the entire list. Okay. 11 survivor competitors, uh, that were famous, uh, before survivor. Okay. They are Taj Johnson, George. Okay. Hey, queen mom. Okay.
[00:43:51] Let's go. Ashley Mazzaro. She was famous. Mm. Yes. She was famous. Yes. Okay. Uh, not mentioned also, you know, uh, sadly, Ashley Mazzaro has passed away. Not mentioned in this article. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Lisa Welchel. Yeah. Big time fame. Yeah. Whitney Duncan was a contestant on survive South Pacific, but prior to the show, she had
[00:44:19] a career as a country artist and even appeared on Nashville star. Yes. Yes. I think we were aware about Whitney's backstory on Nashville star. Now, you know, I think like her famous, like relative fame at the time, like Nashville star, she was definitely more famous for than survivor for sure. I was not tapped in to, uh, you know, the only star I know about a start to me that part. Look, as she's now that, now that we have started to me, do any of the past stars even matter? I don't know. Okay.
[00:44:49] Mari Takahashi. It starts on the list. Yeah. She was, uh, Twitch famous, right? Yes. YouTube famous, Twitch famous. Okay. Yeah. John Hennigan, the mayor of Slamtown. The George Bushy of Tushy. Yes. Abraham Lincoln. Yes. All the things. Okay. Uh, Jonathan Penner is on the list. Now. Yeah. Now. What? I know you love some Penner. Sure. But was Penner famous before Survivor? Yeah. He was renowned. He was on the nanny.
[00:45:18] Is this not his biggest credit? Is this not his biggest credit? Um, I mean, he has some notable acting credits. Uh huh. Uh, Q. The nanny. Yes. Show me the nanny. Show me the nanny. Yep. I think he was on like an episode of friends or something like that one time. He's in down periscope. He's been in some films also. Uh, Penner is one of the ghosts. Uh huh. I would say that there was no, like, he might have been famous, relative famous, kind of
[00:45:45] like Whitney Duncan, I would say, but like Survivor is like really like, if you, if I'm making an IMDB page, Survivor and then all the rest of these other, these other things. Yeah. Don't sleep on, uh, Penner's acting career. I would love to see Penner in more stuff now. Like I wish, I hope he's out in the streets now. I need to see a Penner in one of these MCU movies. They're bringing back everybody. What? I don't know if he's been in the MCU yet. He could be like the new Professor X. Hey, Thor. I've got, can I have a word?
[00:46:14] What's with that hammer? The hammer. The hammer. Hey, I'm okay. I put me in the Iron Man suit. Mm hmm. I think Tony Stark is dead. I'm the new Iron Man. I am Captain America. Penner is Captain America. You can't see it? Forget Falcon. I'm the new Captain America. I have a shield.
[00:46:47] Do you think we could get Penner for Club Kondo? I don't know if, uh, he probably would know a lot about some of the dances. Yeah. I could do a bossa nova. Penner is a great dancer by the way. A can-can. I've heard. Look, I, I, over the years I kind of keep a mental Rolodex of like the survivor dancers. Mm hmm. And my favorite like, you know, like little known facts like Penner would be dancing. I could cut a rug. Chappelle. Yeah. He could do a little can-can. Mm hmm. I could see it. You know? I could see it. Mm hmm. You want me to cha-cha slide?
[00:47:18] Cha-cha now y'all. You know? I could see that. Cha-cha slide into my DMs. A Cockrey is another good dancer. And invite him to Club Kondo. Let's see if he'd do it. All right. The rest of the list, Mike White. Big weekend for Mike White. Yep. Okay. Big weekend for Mike White. Ron Clark just was on the show last week. And Julia Landauer, one of my favorites. Dan Barry. He went to space. Oh yes! The astronaut.
[00:47:45] Honestly, he probably is the most famous person on here. Cause he actually went to space. Like he's in history books. Yeah. Um, and like- What about me? I went to MySpace. What's, what's Penner on MySpace? You think he's still- Penner's probably still on MySpace. I'm still on MySpace. I'm gonna go find his, his, his, his, his, his, my space account. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah. Okay. Shout out to Dan Barry. All right.
[00:48:15] Then, have you seen this? That, of course, Boston Rob, uh, was such a sensation on the traitors, uh, this past season. But, uh, Boston Rob, that, uh, speaking of America runs on Dunkin', he had a Dunkin' Donuts commercial, but, uh, Boston Rob just, uh, dropped the commercial for Chex Notes Hardee's. Oh! Yeah. Wow! Was he, was he, Boston Rob's new Hardee's commercial? I would love to, actually. Okay. All right.
[00:48:45] Here we go. From Instagram, uh, check out the caption, Hand-breaded chicken tenders with Carolina gold barbecue sauce and straw. This sounds like say coming back from the merge feast. And strawberry lemonade, always a winner. Okay. Uh, here we go. Here's Boston Rob. Let's see what's for lunch today, shall we? What's the voice? Not gonna cut it. I'm sorry. You've been banished. Salad?
[00:49:16] Banished. I don't mind a salad for lunch, but I digress. I think we found ourselves a winner. Hardee's hand-breaded chicken tenders with Duke's Carolina gold barbecue sauce and strawberry lemonade. Rob, you realize you're not on that show anymore? Huh? What? Whatever.
[00:49:46] And they say I didn't win. This is crazy. This is an amber sighting too in the commercial. Real. Okay. Real. I, this is crazy. This is crazy. Survivors are doing commercials and throwing out pitches at baseball games. What year is this? I don't know. Like Rob, are you not, you're not feeling the nostalgia here? Like I'm like, I'm not like- It's all happening. It's all happening. Yeah.
[00:50:16] Who let y'all into my show? You know what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong. I mean, you know, the traders, the traders is doing a lot for these reality TV people's profiles for sure. Look at Boston Rob capitalizing on it, but I'm sure Boston Rob was on a commercial way back in the heyday of Survivor. And it's like, he's probably come back around. I don't think he was on Hardee's commercials way back when, because I feel like that, you know, when, you know, we all came up in this thing, you know, the commercials were only on TV.
[00:50:40] Like, like Hardee's could just make a commercial that's just on Boston Rob's Instagram, you know? Yeah. It's just, it's a commercial for Boston Rob, by Boston Rob, on Boston Rob's page. And Hardee's is like also like, you know, a, what was it called? Collaborator. So it's just like a, I don't know if this is a commercial that's going to air on television anywhere.
[00:51:04] Survivor 50 is going to be crazy with all the, like the returning Survivor players and all their, their endorsements, you know, making commercials and stuff like that. I cannot wait. Yeah. Maybe somebody could like get a endorsement deal going with some kind of like garlic restaurant and then bring in all the garlic from like, is there like a garlic restaurant? I don't know. The olive garlic. The olive garlic. I can't take it to police. All right.
[00:51:34] So let's bring in our third collaborator here on Club Condo, who's always got something fun up his sleeve. He's back. Okay. Brandon Donlan. Yes. Oh. Brandon Donlan is here. Are you calling in from a Hardee's? And also muted. Still muted, Brandon Donlan. Famously muted on this podcast. Yeah. No audio at all from Brandon Donlan. The mute button is not pressed, but he is.
[00:52:04] Yes. He's going to have to tuck out. Okay. Come back. Yes. Anything. Still nothing. All right. Still nothing. No. Yes. Hardee's. Here he is. Here he is. Here he is. As to if the area where Boston Rob lives, if they had Hardee's. Because I know where we are, Jersey, New York, we, I say only speaking about me. We don't have Hardee's. Carl's Jr. We don't have Carl's Jr. We're lacking both. I think Hardee's is Carl's Jr.
[00:52:34] Like I think Hardee's is Carl's Jr. On the East Coast, I think. For some reason, I think it's like after you pass the Mississippi, I think it becomes Carl's Jr. Is Jack in the Box also them too? No. Because Jack in the Box is something that's not here. No. I don't think any of them are great. So, it's the flame broil. Like that's kind of the thing that makes them a thing, right? Like kind of like Burger King, where it's like the char, char broil their, their burgers. Sure, sure.
[00:53:02] So I think that's like the through line between Hardee's and Carl's Jr. For sure. And just to, okay, but this is the AI overview and I feel like I get myself in trouble with the AI overview. Yeah. Yeah. So I think. Okay. Here. Can I bring you? Um, this is from map, the map porn Reddit. Uh, okay. I'm sorry, what now? This is a subreddit called map porn. Uh, how many bookmarks does it have?
[00:53:29] Uh, probably not as many as the David and Joe drinking milk. Uh, but here is the Carl's Jr. Hardee's map, the electoral map. Okay. And then in New York, as Brandon Donlin said, New York, New Jersey area. They have neither. Yeah. It seems like looking at map, this map from map porn, it seems like Hardee's is in New Jersey, but I've never seen it. No. Oh yeah. I guess the Hardee's is on New Jersey is red on the map.
[00:53:59] Yeah. Chappelle. You're only a Carl's Jr. Uh, you know, famously blue. That's me. Uh, but I knew Carl's Sr. Okay. I'm old school. Louisiana double dipping. It's kind of nasty. Kind of freaky on the map. Yeah. Boston Rob was double dipping some of those nuggets. Yeah. In the Carolina Reaper sauce. Hell yeah. I'll take an extra strawberry lemonade. Yeah.
[00:54:25] Speaking of drinks that people are really into, um, you know, it's a big milk week here in the survivor verse. Um, sadly, we've been really, you know, people have been getting one. I think every week is a big milk week in the survivor universe lately. Oh, sure. Sure. Sure. People have been really upset about the milk. People. I never drink milk. I'd never, you know, this is disgusting. Um, but I know that's not true. Cause I searched for, um, throughout the survivor contestants that I follow on Twitter. Yeah.
[00:54:54] Um, and I searched the word milk and I found people who have tweeted about milk in the past. All right. So I figured we would play a game. I'll show you the tweet. I'll tell you the, the contestant and the season of the person's from, or I'll tell you the season and you guess the contestant, um, Rob, if you want to fire up reading the tweets, I think we can, we can get going. Okay. All right here. Let me just take a look at this. Okay. So this is a contestant from survivor 42, according to, uh, Brandon Donlin's research.
[00:55:23] And they posted this tweet drinking five days, expired milk. If I don't respond to texts in 24 hours, call the hospital. Is this, is this Lydia Meredith famous, uh, tweeter from survivor 42. Okay. It's certainly could be. Um, so what do we have to do? We have multiple choice or, or Chappelle and I have to lock in an answer. I was going to, I was going to suggest lock in an answer. Okay. I think you lock it.
[00:55:51] I felt, I would say that to me, this, uh, could be no 42 is a wild cast. Uh, this could be Zach Hortenberger. This could be Omer. Mm. Okay. Mary and even. So drinking five days, expired milk. If I don't respond to texts in 24 hours, call the hospital. Um, Jonathan Young, he could be a gallon of milk day guy, but I don't think he definitely, he definitely drinking a gallon of milk every day. Those bones look strong. Yeah.
[00:56:20] Can we tell anything by the, uh, by the faith, the, the replies and the hearts? Uh, you know, could this be a 2023 Zach Hortenberger joint? Zach is normally pulling in more than 22 likes. But it took him a minute to build his following. Oh, he had to get like some, like, okay, I see. I see. I see. I see. Lydia Meredith was always posting the bangers and she was getting like, she's always like type engagement.
[00:56:47] She'd be like, Oh, drinking five days, expired milk. Let me know if I have gonorrhea. Like, uh, she would like throw something crazy. Okay. All right. Is this a Zach attack? I'll say Zach Hortenberger. A part of me wants to say hi, but I'll go with Zach as well. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, you know, we got on this, on the Zach Hortenberger. We're locking in Zach. And much like a lot of these games, there is a learning curve. Unfortunately, this was an Omer. This was an Omer Zaheer original. Yeah.
[00:57:17] See, Omer, Omer being, him being very pro animal makes me think he's getting it directly out of the cow. You know what I'm saying? Like Omer, he knows what's up. Sure. Yeah. Well, we have a second chance with the same group of survivor. Okay. Another contestant from survivor. Okay. I'm at the hotel breakfast and I just slipped the milk all over the counter. Now this could be an auto correct situation. I think they meant to say I spilled the milk all over the counter.
[00:57:47] Uh, this tweet has zero engagement whatsoever. I am at the hotel breakfast and I just slipped the, maybe the typo threw people off. I am at the hotel breakfast and I just slipped the milk all over the counter. They didn't want to like it. Cause in case slipped the milk was like a euphemism. Like, oh yeah. Like I too slipped the milk all over the counter. It's like, ooh, nasty. Who would keep us apprised of their everyday experiences so much?
[00:58:17] Maybe, could this be high? Well, I don't know if high is clumsy. Like I feel like if you slip in the milk, this is a clumsy thing. Could this be Chanel? Chanel, she doesn't get me clumsy either, but I could see it. I could see her slip in the milk. Mm-hmm. It's not, it's not wacky enough to be one of our usual suspects though. Like Marianne, Omar, it's not, it's not Zach. We ought to cut them out. I don't think so. I think that Zach would correct the spelling error. Oh yeah. Perfectionist in his tweets.
[00:58:47] Okay. Mm-hmm. I don't know, Rob. I guess so. I mean, Jenny Kim would never slip the milk. Okay. She's got, she's got it down. I think she would clean up the typo. Yeah. Let's see. I don't know. I think Rob. Yeah. What are you thinking? You think it's high? Maybe high. He was a very active tweeter at one point. He was, he got it. He was in the trenches. Let's do it. Unfortunately, you did say the name already. Not high. Oh no. Lydia.
[00:59:16] Maybe so slip the milk, maybe meant something else. It is a euphemism. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It might be. This tweet is from 2013. I read the number wrong. Sam Morris is. Uh, so, uh, I thought it's a 2023, 2013. Lydia. Lydia Meredith might've been eight years old when she tweeted this. So that's probably another reason why she slipped the milk. That's why she couldn't spell yet. Okay. All right. A contestant from Survivor 47 tweeted nothing like watching the premier league
[00:59:43] in your boxers, eating cake with a glass of milk and being away from home for a while. This was in 2014. Nothing like watching. Brandon, did you look up every single survivor player and the word milk to get these questions? Yes. Okay. How many hours did you spend on this?
[01:00:10] Well, really, it's just like searching the word milk and then putting in a date range of, you know, I didn't want any David Kinney mentions of milk. So this is everybody who's ever tweeted about milk. Um, so we got a couple, we got a couple hits and this wasn't even all of them. These were the best. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now, are we okay, Rob, here's the question. Are we playing boxers or briefs? Are we playing which survivors watch the premier league? Uh, because I think both of those things will narrow this down.
[01:00:39] So I feel like that I could see Gabe watching the premier league and I can see Sam. But is he a boxers guy? Also a boxers guy? Mm-hmm. You think they're giving boxers? I haven't given a lot of thought to what kind of underwear, uh, these guys are. I mean, I think that's the most important part of the tweet is that the only way we're going to know is if who was eating boxers. Well, eat in their boxers eating cake. Um, you know, like that's a very specific thing. Did we see Sam Phelan in our, in his boxers eating cake? Hmm. Is that a thing?
[01:01:12] Anywhere where this is baby Andy. Sam Phelan is also, uh, would be about 13 years old. So I think that this might be inappropriate for us to even be talking about, uh, such a young person, uh, in their boxers. So we need to go with an older person. Okay. That helps. We can narrow this. We can, we can, we can, we can workshop this. Okay. So who are our older statesmen in this? Is it, could this be Saul? Does Saul give you boxers and cake with milk? Um, I could see Saul.
[01:01:43] I could see Saul. He's old enough to where this is not that inappropriate. What about Gabe is also probably old enough to where this is not that. Sue doesn't watch the premier league, right? Uh, I don't know if she drinks milk. Mm hmm. No, I don't think that's her. Is Rome a possibility? Rome does give me like watching leagues of stuff, right? Like he likes games. Um, so I could see that. Um, boxers. So cake though, this is wrong. Got a cake guy.
[01:02:12] Cake and milk is crazy. I didn't even know that was a pair. Like, I didn't know people did that. Cake and milk. I feel like that that's probably one of the most, this is family feud. Like name, name of food you have with, with milk. I think cake is top three answer. I mean, number one is cookies. And then at that, and then cereal is number two. I w I don't think I would have gotten number three was, uh, was cake. No, what do you think Brandon cake? Oh, I don't drink milk anymore. I'm, I'm, I'm off to stuff, but I would love cake and milk. If somebody offered me an Edmunds cake with a glass of milk. Oh my God. Yeah.
[01:02:43] Game over. Good pairing. All right. What? Okay. It's, it's Kyle from season 47. Is he on? Is he watching the premier league? No, he doesn't give me a premier league. That's kind of a cable package thing. And I don't know if he has like all the channels. I'm not giving like, yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I think we could, we could go with Gabe. I think we could go with Gabe. Let's go with Gabe. Is this Texas for not for us? Nailed it. Gabe, star of club condo. Yes.
[01:03:13] Yeah. Draw us a picture of that. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. This is a multi-time survivor that appeared on heroes versus villains. Very specific. Okay. Who really needs bread and milk in the quantities that people buy before? I feel like this is a Tyson tweet.
[01:03:42] But why is Tyson where there's a snowstorm? He doesn't give me like snowstorm. A one day snowstorm. He might've been living in Utah at the time that this tweet was written in 2013. Right. Right. Right. Okay. I can see that. Cause yeah. Cause I, I always think of Tyson outside of Utah. I never think of like, that he's, his origins are very snowy. I can hear it in his voice where like, who really needs bread and milk in the quantities that people buy before a one day snowstorm? Yeah. Okay.
[01:04:10] Uh, you know, counterpoint, maybe Randy Bailey. I think Randy Bailey would be a little bit more like, uh, you know, uh, you know, to anybody buying milk today. Like, I think it would be a little bit more abrasive. Okay. Let's go with Tyson. I like this. Unfortunately, no. Rupert. Rupert. This might've been, was he on the governor trail at this point? Oh, this was his platform.
[01:04:41] Who really needs milk and bread in the quantities? Stop hoarding. F-ing libertarians. Like, come on, man. Well, we have one more here and this isn't a- Mike Pence wants you to buy all the bread. This last one is not a striving test. And this is in my search. This is a Rob is a podcast podcaster. Okay. Oh, that's Chappelle. I'll treat you like milk.
[01:05:09] I'll do nothing but spoil you. That's Chappelle. Cause I- Yes. Okay. On February 4th, 2015. Yeah. That was a- We could have celebrated the 10 year anniversary of this guy. We missed it. February 4th, 2015. Well done, Chappelle. Instantly recognizing your own brand. Very specific subtweet to a very specific person and they know who they are and they are not listening to this. So go me. How far back do your tweets go, Chappelle? Probably 2011. 2011.
[01:05:39] No, that's a lie. Probably 2009, I'd say. It's probably my earliest tweet. But I also like, uh, like have like recently like, you know, like scrub the old ones and then I scrub the new ones and like, cause I wanted to get off of Twitter. Like, but I didn't like want people being like, Oh Chappelle, we found your old tweet. And I'll be like, but I'm not even on Twitter. You know? So I was like, okay, I just deleted it all. So I've been trying to like ease out of X.com. I just hate Elon Musk so much, you know? And so I just like, I hate anything that has to do with him. And it's really hard for me to just like stay locked in back in the day. Okay.
[01:06:08] Back in the day I was in there. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Brandon, Dylan, thank you so much for your hard work here. Going back into the archives of Twitter to find all the milk tweets from survivors. And I always will. And we're going to have such a fun time this week. If you're coming, we're going to have a great time in Boston. All right. We'll see you in Boston. Okay. Take care. Brandon. All right. Chappelle, you did something really cool this week.
[01:06:33] Uh, we just posted over on a YouTube.com, a new video that you did talking about, uh, something very memorable back from the year 2002, the first year of American Idol. Yeah. So for y'all listening who like, how did Chappelle end up on club condo? The long story is Rob tried to fire me from the RHP rewind. And then we jumped to this. All right. There's nothing happened in between that.
[01:07:01] It was literally RHP rewind club condo back to back. Right. That's all you need to know. But on the rewind, we used to talk about old reality shows and we used to find the show and we'd go watch them as a family and we'd bring on guests who liked the show and we'd talk about it. But reality shows are really hard. Like the old ones are so hard to find because it was a dark time in history. It was awful. And it was so much fun to watch. But you know, anybody worth their salt has gone and made sure that the reality TV show is not on the internet anymore for us to watch and judge.
[01:07:30] But luckily me and my ADHD brain, I made room for the archives of reality TV. And I want to start making videos about the heyday of reality TV. I'll talk about the craziest moments, the most memorable moments in reality TV history and just making videos about them. So we did five minutes, a quick five on season one of American Idol and how it changed reality TV. But I want to do crazier moments. I want to do more niche moments.
[01:07:58] And so I need people to let me know what they want me to talk about. They can email me directly, chapelle.robbhasepodcast.com and just be like, hey, talk about this. Or you can go, roughly, go to YouTube comments and let us know in the comments. Oh, I like this. Do something else. Do this one. Do this one. Do this one. Point to something and I will go and make a video about it. It's going to be fun. Yeah. I think the first one came out great. Can't wait to see what else we come up with. It's really fun style.
[01:08:26] So check it out on the RJP YouTube channel. Would you get to watchrhap.com. All right, chapelle, what else is coming up for you besides Boston? Yeah, Boston for sure. More on that though, Rob. I do want people to think outside the box. Like I want some crazy stuff. You know, I was thinking for my next video, maybe David's dead from Big Brother UK. That's always a fun thing to talk about. But I'm talking about stuff that made reality TV go wild.
[01:08:53] You know, people, I don't know, jumping out of Survivor Challenges for chocolate and peanut butter. You know, ass naked. You know, or you know, maybe the letter from the Jersey Shore. You know the letter. And I want more of that. I want more of cracked stuff. So let me know. And then make sure you follow me on my own podcast, Recap Kickback. Recapkickback.com slash subscribe. Go subscribe to the podcast and support me over there so that I can keep doing stuff like this over here. That's how this works. Okay?
[01:09:19] You go over there, click like, click subscribe, click, you know, join, click share, and then come back over here and listen to me talk about reality TV and reality TV's past. All right. Thank you all so much for checking out Club Condo. We love to read what you have to say in the comments on Wednesday night. We will be in Boston, but that Steven Fishback will be live with a birthday boy today. Sam Fallon will be there with Steven. Yes. Yes.
[01:09:47] And so he will break it all down with Steven. Thank you so much for joining us. Take care of it. Good one. Bye. Peace.