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[00:00:25] Hello, hello, and welcome to the Purple Pants Podcast, coverage of Real Housewives of Potomac Season 9.

[00:00:33] I serve as your humble and oh-so-gracious host, Bryce Isaiah, and I thank you so much for tuning in to this week's recap.

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[00:01:11] It's another week, and I am back with some Real Housewives of Potomac Season 9, covering Episode 3 and 4.

[00:01:18] My girl, Jatia, is away in Paris this week, so I had to call in a favor, and I'm so excited to have my friend, you might remember him, from Big Brother Season 23, the runner-up, a founding member of The Cookout, Derek Frazier.

[00:01:36] He is here to get into all of the mess of Potomac this week.

[00:01:40] We are covering all of the Lake Norman drama.

[00:01:42] We're figuring out who's a sidekick, who's not a sidekick.

[00:01:45] We're hashing out the rest of the G and A drama.

[00:01:48] So much more.

[00:01:49] So let's get into this week's Real Housewives of Potomac recap.

[00:01:54] It's a man who?

[00:01:56] It's a man you.

[00:01:57] Me and potatoes like we're cooking up a great stew.

[00:01:59] It's a man who?

[00:02:00] It's a man you.

[00:02:02] Me and potatoes like we're cooking up a great stew.

[00:02:10] And welcome back to your Purple Pants podcast coverage of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 8.

[00:02:16] I'm super excited to be here with my favorite, favorite cousin.

[00:02:21] You might remember him from The Cookout Big Brother.

[00:02:25] We've got Derek Frazier here with us.

[00:02:27] Big D, what's poppin'?

[00:02:29] You know what's poppin'?

[00:02:31] You is what's poppin'.

[00:02:32] I'm so happy to be back here with my favorite cousin, Bryce.

[00:02:36] Thank you for inviting me back.

[00:02:38] And of course, I love talking about these damn housewives because they are just iconic.

[00:02:44] I live for them.

[00:02:46] It just brings me so much satisfaction.

[00:02:49] Yes.

[00:02:49] Well, that's super exciting.

[00:02:50] Well, Derek and I just watched the episode together.

[00:02:53] And we are here to recap Season 9 of Real Housewives of Potomac, Episode 3 and 4.

[00:03:01] Derek did a binge watch earlier today.

[00:03:04] So what's your overall take on this season?

[00:03:07] I know your girl Candace is not here.

[00:03:10] I know your girl Robin is not here.

[00:03:13] Thank God.

[00:03:14] Thank God.

[00:03:15] Not too much.

[00:03:16] Not too much.

[00:03:17] But, you know, it is, you know, I think it was kind of a little bit fair if they were

[00:03:22] going to, you know, take a break or whatever.

[00:03:24] Let go of Robin.

[00:03:25] I feel like, you know, Candace having a kid, I think it was just perfect timing also.

[00:03:30] But, you know, like I said, it does open doors for other friendships to start, you know,

[00:03:37] kind of rekindling.

[00:03:39] Like you could see Wendy and Giselle kind of coming together.

[00:03:42] And I'm excited to see how that paints, you know, paints out.

[00:03:46] But right now, I do like the fact that there are some new girls.

[00:03:50] I always love new girls coming into a season still with our OGs because then it gives us

[00:03:58] fresh storylines.

[00:03:59] But it also allows these girls to continue other bitches checking them.

[00:04:05] Like, I kind of love that.

[00:04:08] Like, you need that sometimes.

[00:04:09] Yeah, well, I mean, right into episode three after the GNA event, after Giselle said, get

[00:04:15] them girls out of here.

[00:04:16] We see Giselle coming to the realization that what she did was wrong and that she realizes

[00:04:23] her real issue is with Karen.

[00:04:25] And so she invites, I believe it's Jazzy and Stacey.

[00:04:32] I can't remember all their names, to be honest.

[00:04:34] Right.

[00:04:35] Jazzy, in my opinion.

[00:04:36] I need still a couple more episodes.

[00:04:39] Like, I'm barely getting to them.

[00:04:41] I can't remember the girl who they put on that fight.

[00:04:44] I'm surprised that Bravo put her on after fighting, even though they didn't show us the

[00:04:48] fight.

[00:04:48] But I was like, OK, I guess they're going to put her on since they never showed us the

[00:04:53] fight, which was annoying because they got clear, clear evidence and footage of that.

[00:04:59] Well, we see the fights on the Instagram through the footage of the people that were there.

[00:05:04] I want the cameraman who was standing there, who was with you.

[00:05:11] They got it all.

[00:05:13] And so we get this scene with Giselle apologizing to Stacey and to, I want to say it's Jazzy.

[00:05:19] They kind of sort of forgive her.

[00:05:21] And Stacey is opening up to Giselle about her daughter, her going through a divorce.

[00:05:27] And Ashley kind of jumps in and it's like, she's not really, you know, too down because

[00:05:31] she got a new friend.

[00:05:32] And Stacey really feels some type of way about Ashley saying this.

[00:05:38] I am kind of on the side with Ashley here.

[00:05:41] Like, Stacey, you're currently filming.

[00:05:42] You're filming with this new guy who is a devout Christian who's celibate and you're talking

[00:05:51] about him.

[00:05:52] So it's not like you're not filming with him.

[00:05:55] It's not like we haven't seen two and a half episodes of you talking about him.

[00:05:58] It's not like Ashley let the cat out of the bag and she is right there in front of you.

[00:06:05] So I didn't like that.

[00:06:07] I'm like, OK, I feel like you're picking a target on Ashley.

[00:06:10] I will say this.

[00:06:11] I understand.

[00:06:14] I understand both point of views, you know, for her.

[00:06:17] Maybe she wants to bring it to the ladies.

[00:06:19] Maybe she doesn't want you just airing it out like that.

[00:06:21] But I also want to say this.

[00:06:23] When it comes to that damn Ashley, I just can't.

[00:06:26] I don't got nothing for her because when it came to us wanting to deep dive into her gay

[00:06:31] husband and everything else, she was all like, I'm not talking about that.

[00:06:35] I'm not talking about Michael Manners.

[00:06:37] I'm not giving Ashley no passes because she let me tell you something.

[00:06:42] Ashley could have literally to me.

[00:06:45] She could have been a top dog, a Potomac.

[00:06:47] If she would have opened up that that storyline and she kept trying to close it.

[00:06:53] And I just don't have time for it.

[00:06:54] So I don't have nothing for Ashley, but I do agree.

[00:06:56] Like, hey, if you're doing it on camera, we can talk about it because it's on camera.

[00:07:01] Like, you know, you can't get upset about that.

[00:07:03] We're making a show here.

[00:07:04] But also Ashley is also one of those type of people where she's very condescending.

[00:07:09] And I've realized that a lot about her.

[00:07:12] We do get some updates between Wendy and her parent-in-laws, where we've seen in previous

[00:07:19] seasons they didn't come to the wedding after her and Eddie got engaged.

[00:07:23] They wanted nothing to do with them.

[00:07:26] And now we see Wendy and her mom talking about Eddie, Happy Eddie, and his family and the potential

[00:07:33] of this upcoming, I believe it might be her birthday celebration, where she's going to invite

[00:07:38] the in-laws.

[00:07:39] And so I really do love this for Wendy because hearing that story about how Eddie has had

[00:07:44] no contact with his family since the birth of their children and their weddings, that kind

[00:07:50] of sucks.

[00:07:50] But I also feel like we got Wendy's mom saying the last time that they were together, Wendy's

[00:07:55] mom went up to her, tried to give her a hug.

[00:07:57] And Eddie's mom was like, back up.

[00:08:00] We ain't doing all of this.

[00:08:01] Yeah, she gave her that Nene and Kenya moment when she said to...

[00:08:08] She said, oh, okay.

[00:08:11] Tried to hug Nene.

[00:08:12] Nene said...

[00:08:13] Oh, yeah, she said it.

[00:08:15] Okay, right.

[00:08:17] I will say this.

[00:08:19] It is very sad to see when you have a family, you have kids, you're married, and your in-laws

[00:08:24] or your parents are not getting along with each other.

[00:08:27] That's really tough because it puts both of you guys in such a position where you're like,

[00:08:32] you know, like he might overhear his mom talking on the phone or vice versa, you know?

[00:08:38] Like he might see him, you know, he might see Wendy talking on the phone and he hears her

[00:08:43] mom.

[00:08:43] Like it's hard.

[00:08:44] That's always hard to deal with.

[00:08:47] We also learn a little bit more about Kiana and her, not fiance, but her boyfriend that

[00:08:54] she's living with, Greg.

[00:08:56] And we also meet Kiana's mom.

[00:08:59] And first of all, Kiana's mom looks good.

[00:09:01] But Kiana's mom's relationship with Greg is interesting.

[00:09:05] But I don't think I really like Greg.

[00:09:07] I think Greg is a little like, we've seen the trailer.

[00:09:10] So it's like, I feel like I don't like Greg off of the trailer.

[00:09:13] But I don't know.

[00:09:15] I don't know if I love this Greg for Kiana.

[00:09:19] I don't really got nothing for Kiana yet because only the only thing I know her for is

[00:09:25] for rumbling and tumbling on the floor.

[00:09:27] So I'm gonna wait until I get some more.

[00:09:29] I do appreciate her being, you know, a very good, you know, she kind of, this is my honest

[00:09:36] thought.

[00:09:37] I feel like they brought her in because they were like, we're losing Candace.

[00:09:41] So we need to bring in somebody kind of like Candace, who's a little bit of a hothead

[00:09:46] a little bit.

[00:09:47] And I think they brought her in.

[00:09:49] But I do appreciate her being someone who's like, I'm here for Karen.

[00:09:53] I got Karen's back.

[00:09:54] I do appreciate that because that's what Candace was for Karen.

[00:09:57] So, you know.

[00:09:59] Interesting that you say that because I really think Candace replacement this season is

[00:10:04] Stacey.

[00:10:04] I don't think that they are similar, but I think that I see a little spunk in Stacey.

[00:10:11] You know, she has that QVC voice.

[00:10:13] You can buy these glasses today for only $2.

[00:10:17] You're talking about Miss Stacey?

[00:10:19] You said Miss Stacey's gonna be here to replace Candace?

[00:10:23] I didn't say replace Candace, but I see a lot of Candace in Stacey.

[00:10:28] Although the girls are calling Stacey boring and stiff, right?

[00:10:33] I do feel like the way that she immediately checked Ashley, her thoughts.

[00:10:38] I feel like Stacey isn't gonna have a problem speaking up.

[00:10:42] I do feel like there is a facade with Stacey, right?

[00:10:45] Like I really like Stacey, but it's like, I'm gonna need for you to drop your news anchor

[00:10:49] voice, your news anchor persona.

[00:10:51] And I want to see the real Stacey.

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:54] I definitely 100% understand that portion of what you're saying.

[00:10:59] And I think we'll get a little bit more into that tonight, you know, as we're talking

[00:11:03] about episode four.

[00:11:05] But I feel like Stacey is gonna hit like a, you know what, bitch, let me get you to fuck

[00:11:14] together because y'all think I'm joking.

[00:11:15] So I think she's gonna be like, I'm done with QVC now.

[00:11:18] I am now like, bitch, let me show you.

[00:11:20] It's Baltimore up in this bitch.

[00:11:22] I think that's what she's gonna get.

[00:11:23] But I'd like to meet Miss Baltimore.

[00:11:25] The last thing that I will say is this new boyfriend of hers, TJ.

[00:11:30] I don't know.

[00:11:31] I can't put my finger on it just yet, but I will.

[00:11:35] Did you put your finger in it?

[00:11:37] My name is not Michael Darby.

[00:11:40] But what I will say is, it seemed like when they met up at that gym, the way, I don't

[00:11:48] know, TJ's body language with Stacey was a little dry, but his body language with the trainer

[00:11:54] just seemed very, I mean, I don't know.

[00:11:58] A little bit more parched?

[00:11:59] A little bit more perky?

[00:12:01] He was, it seemed he was happy and excited.

[00:12:04] Um, so we will see.

[00:12:08] And so then the last thing, I guess, episode three, we really kind of dive a little bit

[00:12:12] more into Mia, Inc.

[00:12:14] and Gordon's relationship and how Mia says they have to sometimes rent an Airbnb to get

[00:12:20] away from Gordon because Gordon's in the building.

[00:12:22] Uh, he lives in the same building as Mia sometimes.

[00:12:26] That's true.

[00:12:27] That's true.

[00:12:28] I mean, and I mean, Mia is dropping tea.

[00:12:31] She drops tea on episode three that her and Gordon were never really intimate.

[00:12:39] Like, I guess he had, you know, some performance issues and like just all of this stuff that

[00:12:45] we're learning about her and Gordon.

[00:12:47] And that's essentially.

[00:12:50] Listen.

[00:12:53] Um, you ever, you ever saw like a, um, you know how like they have the sinkholes in the

[00:12:59] ocean?

[00:13:00] Okay.

[00:13:02] You see it like, you know how big they are?

[00:13:04] Oh, I mean, I haven't seen a sinkhole in the ocean.

[00:13:09] I've seen like videos of like sinkholes in the middle of the street where the earth just

[00:13:13] kind of opens up.

[00:13:14] Yeah, that's Mia.

[00:13:15] Oh, that's the problem.

[00:13:17] Mia is, let me tell you something.

[00:13:19] Mia, unfortunately, is a bonafide hoe.

[00:13:22] Yeah.

[00:13:24] And the thing about it is that I'm not saying Gordon's perfect, but like for her to be talking

[00:13:30] about, you know, him in that type of way, she was a okay with faking it and opening it and

[00:13:38] doing everything, having kids with him and plus more with no problem.

[00:13:43] So I don't think he had a problem.

[00:13:44] And if there was a problem, guess what?

[00:13:46] There's a thing called Viagra.

[00:13:47] There's plenty of things that get you up if no problem.

[00:13:50] But I think unfortunately, Ms. Hobox was messing with somebody else.

[00:13:55] And when you're messing with somebody else, like we learn.

[00:13:58] Obviously, if my man was messing with somebody else, you think I'm gonna get hard for my man?

[00:14:02] I'll be turned off.

[00:14:04] So unfortunately, he was turned off.

[00:14:06] Well, I mean, here are some of the things that Mia describes about their relationship.

[00:14:11] I think that might have turned Gordon on.

[00:14:16] I'm just saying it just seemed like Gordon might have been a voyeur.

[00:14:19] He liked to watch.

[00:14:20] But I also just thought it was so interesting as they're contesting the paternity of Mia's

[00:14:26] son, Jeremiah, and Ink believes that Jeremiah is his.

[00:14:29] How convenient is that of Mia to drop that her and Gordon were never really intimate?

[00:14:35] So if y'all never really were intimate, then clearly Jeremiah is not his.

[00:14:40] So we need to find out.

[00:14:41] And let me tell you something, Mia.

[00:14:42] I'm not mad at you being the hoe that you are, being the...

[00:14:48] You know, I'm here for it, girl, because let me tell you something.

[00:14:51] This is gonna be a perfect way to end the season if you want.

[00:14:54] Y'all taking the test.

[00:14:55] We don't get the results until, you know, next season or something like that.

[00:14:59] Or we start off next season of Mia being the center of attention of finding out who's the

[00:15:05] father, like we're on Maury again.

[00:15:07] So if she is trying to...

[00:15:09] She's building a storyline here.

[00:15:10] I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:15:11] Mia is also...

[00:15:12] If I look at the picture that we have right now, Mia's in the center of the picture,

[00:15:16] which is already telling us that it's already about her.

[00:15:19] Just like tonight's episode, Mia had her cousin, her cousin, her auntie, her friend, her friend

[00:15:23] of this, the friend of that, this one, the neighbor, the person that walks the door, the

[00:15:27] maid.

[00:15:28] She got everybody coming onto this show.

[00:15:31] Mia's speaking.

[00:15:32] Yeah.

[00:15:33] And her sidekicks.

[00:15:34] The battle of the sidekicks.

[00:15:35] So Mia coming onto this show.

[00:15:37] Plus, I feel like Mia and Karen are providing more people to come into the show.

[00:15:44] Where Ashley, that's it.

[00:15:49] Giselle, she's, you know, she's trying, but those are the only two that are bringing people

[00:15:53] into the show as connection-wise.

[00:15:56] So I just feel like now it's turning into Real Housewives of Potomac of Mia.

[00:16:00] Well, I mean, that's a good thing for Mia.

[00:16:02] And if we've seen anything like New Jersey, right?

[00:16:05] Bringing someone on that you have a pre-existing relationship with is great for the show.

[00:16:10] You better ask Melissa Judice and, uh...

[00:16:13] Teresa.

[00:16:14] Teresa.

[00:16:15] Teresa Judice and Melissa Gordon.

[00:16:18] Unfortunately, we know Melissa...

[00:16:19] Well, Melissa, no.

[00:16:20] We know Teresa is the queen of New Jersey.

[00:16:22] We know that, but Melissa, unfortunately, forced her way into it.

[00:16:26] Well, I mean, well, she was in them DMs, okay?

[00:16:28] Hey, I'm Melissa's sister-in-law.

[00:16:30] I can be on the show.

[00:16:31] Uh, but we go to Lake Norman this episode, and the girls are flying in.

[00:16:40] Stacey is not flying in because she had a death in the family due to an aviation crash.

[00:16:45] And so to the month of May, she does not fly, uh, as homage to her uncle.

[00:16:49] And while the ladies are sitting around, I guess the topic of Stacey comes up,

[00:16:54] and they all take a consensus that Stacey is a little boring.

[00:16:57] Uh, as we are arriving to Lake Norman, we separate into different cars.

[00:17:04] There's Jazzy, Ashley, and Kiarna.

[00:17:07] There is Jacqueline, Wendy, Giselle.

[00:17:10] And then there is Karen and Mia.

[00:17:13] Now, Mia is acting like she's supporting Karen.

[00:17:19] She is saying, like, how are you...

[00:17:21] Like, you know, how are you doing with all of this stuff?

[00:17:23] And if it's one thing we know about the Grand Dom, the Grand Dom, first of all,

[00:17:27] she's in the middle of a legal investigation, a legal court case.

[00:17:31] She's not saying nothing.

[00:17:32] But the way that Mia is being super shady in these confessionals,

[00:17:36] like, the first step to realizing that you have a problem

[00:17:39] is to admitting that you have a problem and all of this back and forth.

[00:17:43] Uh, and I think it really is setting up the scene for the rest of the season

[00:17:47] that I think the really big overarching issues we're going to have

[00:17:51] is between Mia and Karen.

[00:17:56] I want to say this.

[00:17:57] Mia is definitely being messy, 100%.

[00:17:59] Um, you know, I will...

[00:18:02] When it comes to these reality TV shows,

[00:18:05] when we start talking about court cases,

[00:18:07] courts know that there's billions and billions of people watching these shows.

[00:18:11] So when you're talking about it,

[00:18:13] they want to make an example out of you.

[00:18:15] So Karen does not need to be talking about this DUI

[00:18:19] because all it's going to do is, as a judge,

[00:18:23] oh, I got to sentence her

[00:18:24] because people are going to think they can get away with a DUI.

[00:18:27] That's what I'm saying.

[00:18:28] It's not something I would be particularly wanting to talk about on the show.

[00:18:33] You want to...

[00:18:34] I understand we're making a real-life show here,

[00:18:36] but I can't get mad at the fact that we're not really talking about it.

[00:18:41] Just like...

[00:18:42] Because think about Teresa.

[00:18:43] Teresa talked about it and look what the fuck happened.

[00:18:46] Well, I mean, Teresa also was guilty of, you know,

[00:18:48] fraud and different things.

[00:18:50] Gensha.

[00:18:51] Gensha, same thing.

[00:18:53] This is what happens.

[00:18:53] You talk about it.

[00:18:54] These girls end up going down.

[00:18:56] Well, I mean, it's on the internet, right?

[00:18:58] And so a lot of the girls,

[00:19:00] I think their take on it is,

[00:19:02] last season with Robin,

[00:19:03] y'all wanted Robin to spill her guts about wine and coaching.

[00:19:06] That's different stuff.

[00:19:08] No, this is legal.

[00:19:11] I understand that.

[00:19:14] I get that.

[00:19:15] But I think that y'all held Robin to the standard of sharing your life.

[00:19:20] And so I don't think the girls want Karen to get into the minutiae of what's going on.

[00:19:25] But I think the girls are like,

[00:19:27] this is a part of your storyline.

[00:19:28] We're clearly going to talk about it.

[00:19:30] While we are filming,

[00:19:31] headlines are going on and on and on and on and on.

[00:19:33] And so I'm not saying I agree with it.

[00:19:35] I'm just saying I feel like Karen set that standard with Robin last season.

[00:19:40] And for sure,

[00:19:41] the girls are holding her to it.

[00:19:43] I think it's a difference, though.

[00:19:45] That's just my thought.

[00:19:45] I think when it comes to something legal,

[00:19:48] that's a little different.

[00:19:49] Because it's like,

[00:19:50] I don't know.

[00:19:51] And last thing I want to do is,

[00:19:54] let's say we're doing all these functions.

[00:19:56] I want to film Get Paid because this is my job.

[00:19:58] But now we're doing all these functions

[00:20:00] where there's alcohol involved

[00:20:01] and we're joking about it.

[00:20:03] And we're, you know,

[00:20:04] what's it called?

[00:20:05] The non-alcoholic grandom.

[00:20:08] Grandom.

[00:20:09] Like, we're joking about it.

[00:20:10] And then last thing I need is a lawyer

[00:20:12] or a judge or people on the jury watching it.

[00:20:16] And it's like,

[00:20:17] Karen, it don't really look like

[00:20:18] you took it as seriously as we thought.

[00:20:19] You know, like,

[00:20:20] I'm just giving an example

[00:20:21] because I'm just thinking about

[00:20:23] there hasn't been a lot of housewives

[00:20:25] that have gotten in trouble with the law

[00:20:26] and got away with it.

[00:20:28] It feels more of

[00:20:29] when they get in trouble with the law,

[00:20:31] as an example.

[00:20:32] Absolutely.

[00:20:33] Because they know people are watching.

[00:20:35] So I understand we still have to talk about it

[00:20:37] because it is a part of the real world,

[00:20:39] the real life story that we're talking about.

[00:20:42] But she says she's okay with talking about it.

[00:20:44] It's just we keep beating into it

[00:20:46] and going more and more and more.

[00:20:48] And it's like,

[00:20:48] this is different than you,

[00:20:50] than Juan getting his dick sucked

[00:20:52] by the whole basketball team.

[00:20:53] There's a little bit different than that,

[00:20:55] than we're talking about someone,

[00:20:57] you know,

[00:20:58] getting a DUI.

[00:20:59] There's completely different.

[00:21:01] Very true.

[00:21:02] Because the housewife,

[00:21:03] we're talking about housewives.

[00:21:05] Housewives,

[00:21:05] we want to talk,

[00:21:06] they're probably housewives.

[00:21:07] They're married.

[00:21:08] If there's cheating involved,

[00:21:09] that is what we want to hear.

[00:21:11] And Robin is cheating in her marriage.

[00:21:13] I mean,

[00:21:14] if you have multiple DUIs

[00:21:16] and you drive under the influence,

[00:21:18] this is something,

[00:21:18] you better look at

[00:21:19] Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

[00:21:21] with that girl Shannon.

[00:21:22] Like,

[00:21:22] you know,

[00:21:23] they want to talk about this.

[00:21:24] However,

[00:21:24] I will agree with you,

[00:21:25] right?

[00:21:26] Karen is keeping it under the wraps

[00:21:28] because she is literally going through

[00:21:29] this legal process right now.

[00:21:30] And just last week,

[00:21:32] we learned that Karen's defense teamed,

[00:21:35] and this is in real time,

[00:21:36] October,

[00:21:37] her defense team,

[00:21:38] they're trying to get evidence thrown out

[00:21:40] because they're saying

[00:21:41] they didn't read Karen,

[00:21:42] her Miranda rights.

[00:21:43] They illegally searched her car.

[00:21:45] So like,

[00:21:46] Karen,

[00:21:47] the Grand Dom for sure

[00:21:48] is fighting this case.

[00:21:50] And it's a criminal case

[00:21:51] at this point.

[00:21:52] So I get it.

[00:21:56] When we get to Lake Norman,

[00:21:58] though,

[00:21:59] the bedroom situation

[00:22:01] is very,

[00:22:02] very,

[00:22:02] very,

[00:22:03] very interesting.

[00:22:06] They put my girl,

[00:22:07] Kiana,

[00:22:08] and Stacy

[00:22:10] in the bunk beds

[00:22:11] in the basement.

[00:22:13] Now,

[00:22:14] we all know

[00:22:15] what these housewives,

[00:22:16] and I'm not even mad at Mia

[00:22:17] for that,

[00:22:18] right?

[00:22:18] Because on these trips,

[00:22:20] it's all about the bedroom.

[00:22:21] It's all about the access.

[00:22:22] And if you are a friend of the show,

[00:22:25] because,

[00:22:26] you know,

[00:22:26] Stacy and Karen are the newest housewives,

[00:22:28] you got to earn your keep a little bit.

[00:22:30] It is a little amazing.

[00:22:31] Of course.

[00:22:32] Kiana was not happy about it.

[00:22:34] Okay.

[00:22:34] Kiana was like,

[00:22:35] well,

[00:22:37] Stacy came in like,

[00:22:38] oh,

[00:22:39] joy.

[00:22:40] I love,

[00:22:41] I always wanted to be.

[00:22:42] Now,

[00:22:43] I just feel like,

[00:22:44] girl,

[00:22:44] that is fake AF,

[00:22:46] right?

[00:22:46] I'm not mad at it

[00:22:47] because you know what?

[00:22:48] Let me tell you something.

[00:22:49] She's also going through a month

[00:22:51] where she lost somebody.

[00:22:52] So it's like,

[00:22:53] what am I,

[00:22:53] I just drove all the way down here,

[00:22:55] like,

[00:22:56] or train or however.

[00:22:59] But it's like,

[00:23:00] what am I arguing about the bump best for?

[00:23:02] And guess what?

[00:23:02] Let me tell you something.

[00:23:03] It was refreshing

[00:23:04] to see someone actually switch it up

[00:23:07] and be like,

[00:23:07] oh,

[00:23:08] I'm fine with it.

[00:23:09] Not a problem.

[00:23:10] And I think the girls had a problem with that

[00:23:12] because they were,

[00:23:13] I think Mia,

[00:23:14] I think Mia want to get a reaction

[00:23:16] out of it.

[00:23:17] a thousand percent.

[00:23:18] I mean,

[00:23:18] I think it's just,

[00:23:19] you know,

[00:23:19] she,

[00:23:19] she could have definitely got out of Kiana

[00:23:21] if Kiana was going to end up being by herself

[00:23:23] for sure.

[00:23:24] But I think Stacy was like,

[00:23:26] oh,

[00:23:26] girl,

[00:23:26] please.

[00:23:27] I'm fine with it.

[00:23:28] And I kind of like that.

[00:23:30] She's giving this polish.

[00:23:32] Like,

[00:23:32] I don't let these little things bother me.

[00:23:34] And that's also because

[00:23:35] think about it.

[00:23:37] She was up here with us.

[00:23:38] She was living up here with us

[00:23:39] for a little bit.

[00:23:39] So I think her mindset's a little different

[00:23:41] before she go down there.

[00:23:42] And she's a QVC girl.

[00:23:44] I mean,

[00:23:45] you got to always.

[00:23:47] I mean,

[00:23:48] yeah.

[00:23:49] Okay.

[00:23:49] I agree.

[00:23:50] I just feel like

[00:23:52] I just don't want that QVC girl.

[00:23:55] How much is that?

[00:23:57] $3,000.

[00:23:59] Okay.

[00:24:00] I just,

[00:24:01] I don't always want the QVC girl.

[00:24:03] I don't think we're always going to get the QVC girl.

[00:24:05] I'm waiting.

[00:24:06] We have four episodes in.

[00:24:07] I like me.

[00:24:08] She's going to get it.

[00:24:09] Ashley's ass.

[00:24:09] I know it.

[00:24:10] Cause I,

[00:24:10] I don't blame her.

[00:24:11] I would get it.

[00:24:12] Ashley's ass too.

[00:24:13] Uh,

[00:24:14] and so I guess it's also interesting where

[00:24:17] they're going out on this boat ride

[00:24:18] and Karen is talking to Stacey

[00:24:20] and Karen is being a little messy

[00:24:22] and Karen is letting,

[00:24:22] uh,

[00:24:23] Stacey know that

[00:24:25] the girls are saying you boring.

[00:24:27] Okay.

[00:24:28] They say you look

[00:24:29] snooze fest.

[00:24:31] Uh,

[00:24:31] Karen being messy.

[00:24:33] Stiff.

[00:24:34] Uh,

[00:24:35] what also was very interesting

[00:24:36] this episode as well

[00:24:37] is this sidekick

[00:24:41] conversation

[00:24:41] while

[00:24:43] the girls were on the airplane.

[00:24:45] Giselle and Wendy overheard.

[00:24:47] I hope the girl name is Jizzy.

[00:24:49] I think it's Jizzy.

[00:24:50] I think it's Jizzy.

[00:24:54] I think it's Jizzy.

[00:25:15] Jizzy is coming a little hard

[00:25:17] for Jacqueline.

[00:25:19] Uh,

[00:25:21] Jacqueline,

[00:25:22] if Jacqueline wants to be the sidekick,

[00:25:23] but she don't want to be the sidekick,

[00:25:24] she want to stand on her own.

[00:25:25] But then if

[00:25:27] Mia acquires a new sidekick,

[00:25:29] then Jacqueline is like,

[00:25:29] well,

[00:25:29] no,

[00:25:30] she don't,

[00:25:30] I'm the sidekick,

[00:25:31] but I stand on my own.

[00:25:35] Here's my thoughts.

[00:25:39] Jacqueline to me,

[00:25:40] you know,

[00:25:40] I appreciate her being a ride or die,

[00:25:42] right?

[00:25:42] But she's not really a ride or die

[00:25:44] because she turned on Mia

[00:25:45] when she had the first opportunity to.

[00:25:47] Jacqueline,

[00:25:50] am I wrong about that?

[00:25:51] I mean,

[00:25:52] I feel like Mia was,

[00:25:53] I feel like her and Mia

[00:25:55] did have a disagreement,

[00:25:56] but Mia was

[00:25:57] completely out of line

[00:25:58] and disrespectful

[00:25:59] to Jacqueline.

[00:26:00] But I'm just saying,

[00:26:02] once again,

[00:26:03] Jacqueline,

[00:26:04] listen,

[00:26:05] I always respect

[00:26:06] every housewife

[00:26:07] that's their hustle.

[00:26:08] The goal is to get yourself

[00:26:09] to be able to get a peach

[00:26:10] or orange or whatever,

[00:26:12] become the main character.

[00:26:13] So Jacqueline is happy

[00:26:14] that she got a call back

[00:26:16] to come back,

[00:26:16] okay?

[00:26:17] She's happy to Mia

[00:26:18] even always open that door for her.

[00:26:20] So yeah,

[00:26:20] she is going to be a great sidekick.

[00:26:22] She does want to fight for her spot,

[00:26:23] but I will say this,

[00:26:25] Jacqueline is a fucking goofball.

[00:26:28] I have never in my life,

[00:26:30] I have never in my life

[00:26:31] heard somebody fighting

[00:26:33] to be someone's sidekick.

[00:26:34] Let me tell you something.

[00:26:35] I love you, Bryce.

[00:26:36] Bitch,

[00:26:37] I consider you

[00:26:38] one of my number ones,

[00:26:40] but if you're going to put

[00:26:41] anybody else before me,

[00:26:42] I'm going to be like,

[00:26:44] all right, bitch,

[00:26:45] I see you.

[00:26:45] And that's it.

[00:26:46] That's it.

[00:26:47] She's over here

[00:26:48] anytime someone talks.

[00:26:50] Or I've known,

[00:26:51] just like tonight,

[00:26:52] I have known Mia

[00:26:53] since she came out

[00:26:54] with a woman,

[00:26:54] her mom's pussy

[00:26:55] and that she is like,

[00:26:57] she was born

[00:26:57] and slapped across the ass

[00:26:59] and then they decided

[00:26:59] to put her,

[00:27:00] I know her since she was

[00:27:01] sucking on her mother's tits

[00:27:03] at breast milk at that point.

[00:27:04] We played in kindergarten together,

[00:27:06] we went to prom together,

[00:27:07] we fucked the same man

[00:27:08] when we were young

[00:27:09] and also when we got older

[00:27:11] and we also live right down

[00:27:12] the street from each other,

[00:27:13] you know,

[00:27:14] we're just like obsessed.

[00:27:16] Yeah,

[00:27:17] that part,

[00:27:18] that is,

[00:27:19] I'm with you

[00:27:19] because I,

[00:27:20] I like Jacqueline a little bit,

[00:27:21] but I don't like that side of her.

[00:27:23] And I also don't like the side of her

[00:27:25] with the Karen thing,

[00:27:26] you know,

[00:27:26] last week she said

[00:27:28] at the Karen attitude party

[00:27:29] that Karen called her

[00:27:30] the night before,

[00:27:31] drunk,

[00:27:32] it got back to Karen

[00:27:33] and let me just tell you this,

[00:27:35] Jacqueline,

[00:27:37] you want,

[00:27:37] I understand you want

[00:27:38] to earn your spot,

[00:27:39] you might be better off

[00:27:40] going toe to toe with Mia

[00:27:42] because the grand dom

[00:27:44] ain't what you want,

[00:27:45] okay?

[00:27:45] Jacqueline and the grand dom

[00:27:47] started going back and forth,

[00:27:48] Mia's,

[00:27:49] Jacqueline started crying,

[00:27:50] the grand dom was like,

[00:27:51] I don't care if she crying.

[00:27:53] Okay.

[00:27:54] She can cry until the cows come home.

[00:27:56] She don't care.

[00:27:56] Let me tell you something.

[00:27:57] That's what I'm saying,

[00:27:58] baby,

[00:27:58] you're not,

[00:27:58] you're not,

[00:27:59] you're not ready for this.

[00:28:00] If you crying,

[00:28:02] that's not even,

[00:28:02] that wasn't even Karen

[00:28:03] at her,

[00:28:04] at her hardest.

[00:28:06] That's like Karen

[00:28:06] just being like a little gnat.

[00:28:08] She was just like this,

[00:28:09] little dad.

[00:28:10] You were,

[00:28:10] I'm such a good person.

[00:28:12] Let me tell you something.

[00:28:13] If you were a good person,

[00:28:14] you knew what you were doing

[00:28:15] at the,

[00:28:15] at her birthday.

[00:28:17] Right.

[00:28:17] You literally said,

[00:28:18] yeah,

[00:28:18] and she called me

[00:28:19] when she was drunk.

[00:28:21] Yeah,

[00:28:22] that was corny.

[00:28:23] And I like how,

[00:28:25] first of all,

[00:28:25] I love how Karen

[00:28:27] navigates these situations

[00:28:28] because if you listen

[00:28:29] to the argument,

[00:28:31] Karen never really denied

[00:28:32] the fact that she might've

[00:28:33] been on the phone

[00:28:33] drunk with her.

[00:28:34] What Karen was saying was,

[00:28:35] you're not my friend,

[00:28:36] Jacqueline.

[00:28:37] You're not my friend.

[00:28:37] You're not my friend.

[00:28:39] And I love that

[00:28:40] because I think that

[00:28:41] that kind of threw

[00:28:42] be on the phone

[00:28:43] and off a little bit

[00:28:43] because Jacqueline

[00:28:44] is like,

[00:28:44] you're trying to do,

[00:28:46] you're arguing the fact

[00:28:47] of whether she was

[00:28:47] drunk on the phone.

[00:28:48] First of all,

[00:28:49] it's plenty of the nights

[00:28:51] I'm on the phone,

[00:28:52] but Derek,

[00:28:53] yeah.

[00:28:54] Okay.

[00:28:55] And it's like,

[00:28:56] yeah,

[00:28:57] like Karen said,

[00:28:58] she wants to find out

[00:28:59] on this trip

[00:29:00] or this season

[00:29:01] who is ride or die

[00:29:02] for Karen.

[00:29:03] And Jacqueline,

[00:29:04] that was kind of corny

[00:29:05] of you because

[00:29:05] you're crying to me

[00:29:07] like she just,

[00:29:08] I just said that

[00:29:09] she was struggling

[00:29:09] on the phone.

[00:29:10] She took it the wrong way.

[00:29:11] Well,

[00:29:11] girl,

[00:29:11] what other way?

[00:29:12] But the way that she said it

[00:29:14] to me,

[00:29:14] it was bullshit.

[00:29:15] Like,

[00:29:15] she didn't say those exact words.

[00:29:17] Jacqueline came in,

[00:29:19] sits up,

[00:29:20] walked in,

[00:29:21] ready to go,

[00:29:22] and as she was saying,

[00:29:24] yeah,

[00:29:24] and when I talked to her,

[00:29:25] she was drunk on the phone.

[00:29:27] I couldn't believe

[00:29:27] how drunk she was.

[00:29:30] Everybody's like,

[00:29:31] whoa,

[00:29:32] did you come over here?

[00:29:33] And it's like,

[00:29:34] well,

[00:29:34] I didn't know.

[00:29:35] I thought,

[00:29:37] no,

[00:29:37] bitch,

[00:29:38] you went in there like,

[00:29:39] I know she's drunk.

[00:29:40] And here's the thing.

[00:29:41] I'm going to give it to you

[00:29:42] because we're here

[00:29:43] to make a storyline.

[00:29:44] We're here to make a show.

[00:29:45] So Jacqueline,

[00:29:46] you were doing exactly

[00:29:47] what you're supposed

[00:29:47] to be doing,

[00:29:48] a goofball sidekick

[00:29:50] giving us stuff

[00:29:51] to feed off of

[00:29:52] because at the end of the day,

[00:29:53] I'm going to be honest,

[00:29:54] Jacqueline is just,

[00:29:55] I'm happy she's there

[00:29:56] because she's providing

[00:29:56] the girls that I like

[00:29:57] to eat her up

[00:29:58] for entertainment.

[00:29:59] So I don't care

[00:30:00] because I'm never going

[00:30:01] to like you.

[00:30:02] Never going to like you.

[00:30:03] I like you one time

[00:30:03] when you,

[00:30:04] when you,

[00:30:04] when you actually went

[00:30:05] against Mia

[00:30:06] and got her together

[00:30:07] a little bit.

[00:30:08] That's it.

[00:30:09] Other than that,

[00:30:09] I don't really care

[00:30:10] because all I know you for

[00:30:12] is riding Gordon's dick

[00:30:14] with Mia

[00:30:15] and showing it

[00:30:16] at the same time.

[00:30:17] And listen,

[00:30:17] well,

[00:30:18] you know,

[00:30:18] Inc tried to talk to her too,

[00:30:19] but you know,

[00:30:20] we ain't going to get to that.

[00:30:22] Now it's interesting

[00:30:23] also that we had a boat ride.

[00:30:25] I loved on the boat ride.

[00:30:27] There was Jazzy,

[00:30:28] Kiarna,

[00:30:28] and Stacey.

[00:30:29] They were talking.

[00:30:31] They asked Stacey

[00:30:32] who she was the closest

[00:30:34] or who she wasn't feeling

[00:30:35] the most.

[00:30:36] She brings up Ashley.

[00:30:38] First of all,

[00:30:38] the boat is this big,

[00:30:40] right?

[00:30:40] And so the camera

[00:30:41] keeps turning to Ashley,

[00:30:42] like me and Derek

[00:30:44] looking at each other,

[00:30:44] like we know Ashley

[00:30:45] can hear her.

[00:30:47] And so then she talks

[00:30:49] about how Ashley said,

[00:30:51] oh,

[00:30:51] she made it seem like

[00:30:52] she's jumping into

[00:30:53] a new relationship.

[00:30:54] Ashley said,

[00:30:55] okay,

[00:30:55] it's time for me to clock in.

[00:30:57] Stacey,

[00:30:58] I wish you would stop saying that

[00:31:00] because that ain't what I said.

[00:31:01] And I agree with Ashley.

[00:31:03] The way Stacey

[00:31:03] was telling the story,

[00:31:05] she made it seem like

[00:31:06] Ashley was gossiping.

[00:31:08] and again,

[00:31:08] we've talked about this already,

[00:31:09] but it was like,

[00:31:10] I was very happy

[00:31:11] for Ashley to stand up

[00:31:12] and be like,

[00:31:13] okay,

[00:31:13] girl,

[00:31:13] like if I'm the person

[00:31:14] that you're supposed

[00:31:15] to be coming for,

[00:31:16] like stop it.

[00:31:18] And then another thing

[00:31:19] about Ashley and Stacey,

[00:31:20] and I feel like

[00:31:22] Ashley clocked Stacey's tea

[00:31:24] because Stacey was like,

[00:31:26] I just feel like you're messy.

[00:31:28] Ashley like,

[00:31:29] girl,

[00:31:29] I met you twice.

[00:31:31] So where are you getting this from?

[00:31:33] It's essentially what Ashley

[00:31:34] was alluding to.

[00:31:35] Like,

[00:31:35] so clearly somebody's in your ear

[00:31:37] telling you that I'm messy,

[00:31:38] Karen.

[00:31:40] But I was loving

[00:31:41] how she clocked that tea

[00:31:42] on Stacey though.

[00:31:43] Like,

[00:31:44] girl,

[00:31:44] if you're not going to like me

[00:31:45] because of what other people

[00:31:46] are saying,

[00:31:47] say that,

[00:31:47] but don't be telling

[00:31:48] no random story.

[00:31:49] Like I'm out here

[00:31:50] exposing your relationship.

[00:31:51] Girl,

[00:31:51] you're filming with TJ.

[00:31:54] Yeah,

[00:31:55] and I get that.

[00:31:55] And Bryce,

[00:31:56] if you want,

[00:31:58] you know,

[00:31:59] Michael's dick,

[00:31:59] just say you want me

[00:32:00] the way you advocating

[00:32:03] for Ashley

[00:32:03] because you need to-

[00:32:04] Well,

[00:32:05] word on the block

[00:32:06] is in season four

[00:32:08] when they called Michael

[00:32:10] on the gay dating app.

[00:32:12] I thought you were the one

[00:32:14] that was communicating

[00:32:14] with Michael.

[00:32:16] Girl,

[00:32:16] you probably beat me to it,

[00:32:18] so don't even,

[00:32:19] okay?

[00:32:19] I do want to say this.

[00:32:20] Now that I am here,

[00:32:21] I was here last time

[00:32:23] and,

[00:32:23] you know,

[00:32:23] things have changed.

[00:32:25] I do want to give

[00:32:26] Giselle her flowers.

[00:32:33] And I do want to say-

[00:32:36] Hold on,

[00:32:37] hold on,

[00:32:37] wait,

[00:32:37] is he being shady

[00:32:39] or is he being-

[00:32:41] Okay.

[00:32:43] You see that signature?

[00:32:45] You're going to mess up

[00:32:46] the moment,

[00:32:47] I'm going to tell you.

[00:32:47] Okay,

[00:32:47] all right,

[00:32:48] so I can't go ahead

[00:32:48] because that says Robin,

[00:32:50] but go ahead,

[00:32:50] go ahead.

[00:32:50] I do want to say this.

[00:32:51] I'm very happy that Giselle

[00:32:53] is here by herself.

[00:32:54] I'm glad she doesn't have

[00:32:55] that dog piece of shit anymore

[00:32:57] that was lingering behind her.

[00:32:59] And I do get a chance

[00:33:01] to actually see Giselle

[00:33:02] more of being able

[00:33:05] to make sense.

[00:33:06] I think with Robin

[00:33:07] being here

[00:33:09] contradicted

[00:33:10] everything that Giselle was.

[00:33:11] So like,

[00:33:12] for example,

[00:33:13] I was able to understand

[00:33:14] how Giselle felt,

[00:33:15] even though I love Karen,

[00:33:16] I was able to understand

[00:33:17] how Giselle felt

[00:33:18] when Karen decided

[00:33:19] to send those messages

[00:33:21] to the girls

[00:33:22] to invite them

[00:33:22] to the party.

[00:33:23] Now,

[00:33:24] if her piece of shit,

[00:33:26] Robin,

[00:33:27] was still here,

[00:33:28] she would contradict

[00:33:29] herself and then

[00:33:30] something would have happened.

[00:33:31] And I'm glad

[00:33:32] that now she's here

[00:33:33] to be able

[00:33:34] to show

[00:33:34] who she is.

[00:33:36] And I agree with her.

[00:33:37] So I'm excited

[00:33:38] to actually

[00:33:39] maybe sit here

[00:33:40] and like,

[00:33:41] see who Giselle is

[00:33:42] and get to know her more.

[00:33:44] And I think,

[00:33:45] I'm very glad

[00:33:46] they got rid of that troll.

[00:33:48] Very happy with that.

[00:33:49] That's never going to change.

[00:33:50] Hopefully Ashley's next,

[00:33:51] to be honest.

[00:33:52] But Giselle definitely can stay.

[00:33:54] I do like her.

[00:33:55] I do like her storyline.

[00:33:57] And I'm glad

[00:33:58] that her and Karen

[00:33:59] are working on a relationship.

[00:34:00] But I love that she did

[00:34:01] hold Karen accountable

[00:34:02] tonight about,

[00:34:04] hey,

[00:34:04] what you did,

[00:34:05] like, I'm doing stuff for you.

[00:34:06] It's supposed to be

[00:34:06] a two-way street.

[00:34:08] So it's like,

[00:34:09] I can't even lie

[00:34:10] if the bag does end up

[00:34:12] fumbling

[00:34:13] in this friendship.

[00:34:15] And I probably would sit there

[00:34:16] and say it's Karen's fault,

[00:34:18] you know,

[00:34:18] which is,

[00:34:20] sucks.

[00:34:20] Because I would love

[00:34:20] to see them work it out.

[00:34:22] So would I.

[00:34:22] But I also love

[00:34:23] the up and down

[00:34:24] of Giselle

[00:34:25] and Karen's friendship.

[00:34:25] I think that it is,

[00:34:27] it's the foundation

[00:34:27] of the show.

[00:34:28] And so I do agree with you.

[00:34:30] I was a little...

[00:34:30] There's all this day

[00:34:31] it's friendly.

[00:34:32] Like, I don't want it

[00:34:32] to get dark.

[00:34:33] Because it got dark

[00:34:34] at some point

[00:34:34] because of that troll

[00:34:36] from the underneath

[00:34:37] the bridge.

[00:34:38] So other than that,

[00:34:39] yeah.

[00:34:39] Well,

[00:34:40] I can say this as well

[00:34:41] on that same note,

[00:34:42] right?

[00:34:42] I always love to hate Candace.

[00:34:44] Like,

[00:34:44] I think Candace

[00:34:44] was great for the show.

[00:34:46] I think when Wendy

[00:34:47] came on to the show,

[00:34:48] I really enjoyed Wendy

[00:34:49] as the seasons progressed.

[00:34:51] Didn't really love

[00:34:52] Wendy as much.

[00:34:53] And then I think

[00:34:54] when Candace

[00:34:55] and Wendy

[00:34:56] became a duo...

[00:34:58] Yeah,

[00:34:58] don't...

[00:34:59] I didn't love it.

[00:35:01] However,

[00:35:01] now with Wendy

[00:35:02] by herself,

[00:35:03] I can appreciate

[00:35:06] Wendy a lot more

[00:35:08] and I am liking

[00:35:10] what Wendy is giving

[00:35:11] this season.

[00:35:11] Like,

[00:35:11] I really think

[00:35:12] Wendy has clocked in,

[00:35:14] Giselle has clocked

[00:35:15] in this season

[00:35:15] and I'm excited to see

[00:35:16] like where this is going

[00:35:17] to go.

[00:35:18] Now,

[00:35:19] before the episode

[00:35:19] ended,

[00:35:20] Giselle had to get back

[00:35:21] to Potomac

[00:35:22] because Grace and Adorn

[00:35:23] were having their

[00:35:24] cap and gown ceremony

[00:35:27] and Mia brought

[00:35:27] all these other girls in,

[00:35:29] okay?

[00:35:29] 13 other girls.

[00:35:30] I told you who was there.

[00:35:31] I told you.

[00:35:32] The cousin,

[00:35:32] the sister,

[00:35:33] the sister's friend,

[00:35:34] the girl who actually

[00:35:36] babysit the kids,

[00:35:37] also the gardener,

[00:35:38] the maid,

[00:35:39] the girl from the grocery

[00:35:40] store,

[00:35:40] the cashier,

[00:35:41] the girl who does

[00:35:41] her nails,

[00:35:42] who else was there?

[00:35:43] I think the person

[00:35:44] that also does

[00:35:45] the auntie,

[00:35:46] the grandma,

[00:35:48] the cousin of the cousin

[00:35:49] and then also

[00:35:50] her co-worker was there

[00:35:51] and her boss was there too.

[00:35:52] So they were all friends

[00:35:53] of her.

[00:35:53] They were all there.

[00:35:54] I told you,

[00:35:55] Real Housewives of Potomac,

[00:35:56] Mia.

[00:35:57] Okay.

[00:35:58] All them people

[00:35:59] that Derek said was there

[00:36:00] and so Mia introduces them

[00:36:02] to the ladies.

[00:36:04] Karen says,

[00:36:04] oh,

[00:36:04] I remember one of these girls

[00:36:06] like we all went out together.

[00:36:07] We had a good time.

[00:36:08] Mia asked the girls

[00:36:09] to go around the table

[00:36:09] and tell them a funny story

[00:36:11] about Mia

[00:36:11] and Mia drops the bomb

[00:36:13] that the last time

[00:36:14] that Karen

[00:36:15] and one of the other friends

[00:36:16] that were there

[00:36:17] went out with Karen and Mia,

[00:36:19] Karen butt dialed them.

[00:36:21] First of all,

[00:36:21] you could see,

[00:36:23] we can't see Karen's face.

[00:36:24] We just see Karen looking

[00:36:25] at Mia,

[00:36:27] but when Mia says this,

[00:36:28] you could see Karen's eyes go,

[00:36:31] what did I say?

[00:36:33] Like,

[00:36:33] and Mia reveals that

[00:36:35] she was with someone else

[00:36:37] and that they could hear Karen

[00:36:38] saying that the girls think

[00:36:40] I left them

[00:36:41] and I'm with Ray,

[00:36:43] but I'm not with Ray.

[00:36:48] I also,

[00:36:50] here's another thing.

[00:36:53] I feel like

[00:36:55] they're trying to push Karen

[00:36:57] when she's at her,

[00:36:59] like,

[00:36:59] her lowest right now.

[00:37:01] And,

[00:37:02] I don't understand

[00:37:03] why that,

[00:37:04] I guess because this girl,

[00:37:05] Joy,

[00:37:07] showed up.

[00:37:08] Yeah,

[00:37:09] like,

[00:37:09] oh,

[00:37:09] we're just like,

[00:37:10] girl,

[00:37:10] just bring in everybody

[00:37:11] at this point.

[00:37:12] Bring in the whole fucking

[00:37:13] Patelman.

[00:37:13] Because like,

[00:37:14] it's like anybody

[00:37:15] that shows up,

[00:37:15] you're like,

[00:37:16] hey,

[00:37:17] remember this time?

[00:37:18] Like,

[00:37:19] it just feels like,

[00:37:20] like,

[00:37:20] this was calculated

[00:37:21] to have this conversation

[00:37:24] because like,

[00:37:25] I don't,

[00:37:26] I don't really,

[00:37:26] like,

[00:37:27] why are we doing this now?

[00:37:28] Right.

[00:37:29] It's like really weird,

[00:37:30] but I will say this,

[00:37:32] it really does suck

[00:37:33] because I don't know

[00:37:35] why we keep pushing Karen,

[00:37:37] especially when she's like,

[00:37:38] I'm dealing with this,

[00:37:40] like,

[00:37:40] DUI thing

[00:37:41] and now you guys

[00:37:42] are now bringing up

[00:37:43] my marriage again.

[00:37:44] Like,

[00:37:45] oh,

[00:37:45] you're telling me

[00:37:45] I was with somebody,

[00:37:46] they think I'm with somebody else

[00:37:47] and like another guy.

[00:37:49] But we also,

[00:37:50] let's say this,

[00:37:51] you know,

[00:37:52] we don't know everybody's story,

[00:37:53] but we're in 2024 now,

[00:37:55] almost half of these marriages,

[00:37:57] especially people that are older,

[00:37:59] are like swingers and shit

[00:38:01] at this point.

[00:38:02] Like,

[00:38:03] everybody's just sucking

[00:38:03] and fucking everything.

[00:38:05] So it's like,

[00:38:05] it's like,

[00:38:06] I don't,

[00:38:07] I just,

[00:38:07] we don't know their story.

[00:38:09] Like,

[00:38:09] you know,

[00:38:09] we don't know,

[00:38:10] Ray might got a chick bent over,

[00:38:13] open,

[00:38:14] ready to go.

[00:38:15] Not the right,

[00:38:16] we met in Philadelphia.

[00:38:18] I'm just saying,

[00:38:19] we never,

[00:38:20] we never know.

[00:38:21] That's what I'm saying.

[00:38:22] We never know

[00:38:22] what everybody's relationship is.

[00:38:24] But Karen,

[00:38:25] like I said,

[00:38:25] I just,

[00:38:26] I just hate that

[00:38:27] we're doing this.

[00:38:28] But Mia once again

[00:38:29] wants to get back at Karen

[00:38:30] because Mia can never

[00:38:32] silence Karen.

[00:38:33] Karen has so much shit on her.

[00:38:35] Karen has read her for Phil.

[00:38:37] So Mia is also,

[00:38:38] once again,

[00:38:39] she wants to be

[00:38:40] the Rondam.

[00:38:40] She wants to be

[00:38:41] the main girl

[00:38:42] and she's not the main girl.

[00:38:43] We know who the main girls are.

[00:38:45] We know it's,

[00:38:45] it's Giselle.

[00:38:46] We know it's Karen.

[00:38:48] Like we know those two

[00:38:49] are the main people.

[00:38:50] Maybe the seating

[00:38:52] at last year's reunion

[00:38:53] kind of got to Mia.

[00:38:55] But you know,

[00:38:56] Mia does have this vendetta

[00:38:57] with Karen

[00:38:58] regarding just the situation

[00:39:00] with Gordon

[00:39:00] and some other things

[00:39:01] that I think we will find out.

[00:39:02] But like Karen said

[00:39:04] this episode,

[00:39:05] there are seven

[00:39:06] natural wonders

[00:39:07] of the world

[00:39:08] but we can add the eighth

[00:39:09] because the Grand Dame

[00:39:10] is the eighth wonder

[00:39:11] and you ain't never

[00:39:12] going to see her slipping.

[00:39:14] Okay?

[00:39:14] You ain't never

[00:39:15] going to see Karen slipping.

[00:39:17] And so I just can't

[00:39:18] thank you enough,

[00:39:19] Derek,

[00:39:19] for coming on

[00:39:20] and taking the time.

[00:39:21] You know,

[00:39:21] our girl Jatia

[00:39:22] is out in Paris

[00:39:23] and so she was not available

[00:39:25] and we had to get...

[00:39:26] Ooh, oui, oui,

[00:39:27] that gets.

[00:39:28] Okay,

[00:39:28] merci beaucoup.

[00:39:30] Oh,

[00:39:31] so thank you.

[00:39:32] Thank you so much,

[00:39:34] Jerry,

[00:39:34] for coming on the podcast.

[00:39:36] I've loved all of your

[00:39:37] BB26 coverage

[00:39:39] over there

[00:39:39] on the Royal Crown Network.

[00:39:42] The exit interviews

[00:39:43] were my favorite.

[00:39:44] I loved Cedric's interview.

[00:39:47] What else do you have

[00:39:47] going over there

[00:39:48] on the Crown?

[00:39:49] Nothing else.

[00:39:51] You know,

[00:39:51] right now we're doing Survivor

[00:39:52] so I appreciate you

[00:39:53] letting us recap Survivor.

[00:39:55] We do appreciate that

[00:39:56] because I know

[00:39:57] it's your family

[00:39:57] and we're going to be

[00:39:59] doing something new.

[00:40:00] We're going to be

[00:40:01] covering Betty

[00:40:02] so we're going to do

[00:40:02] our first reality show.

[00:40:04] We're going to do

[00:40:04] Baddies because that

[00:40:05] is our favorite

[00:40:06] Ratchet show

[00:40:07] and you never know,

[00:40:09] maybe I'll have,

[00:40:09] you know,

[00:40:10] one of your favorites guys

[00:40:11] come over and be a host

[00:40:13] with us

[00:40:15] because,

[00:40:16] you know,

[00:40:16] he's also a little ratchet

[00:40:17] but you don't want

[00:40:18] people to know.

[00:40:19] So,

[00:40:20] that's the only thing

[00:40:21] we got

[00:40:21] and then of course,

[00:40:22] you know,

[00:40:22] we have our,

[00:40:23] you know,

[00:40:24] I wish they were doing

[00:40:25] BB Reindeer games

[00:40:26] but I haven't heard

[00:40:27] shit about it

[00:40:28] so they're probably

[00:40:28] not doing it.

[00:40:29] but yeah,

[00:40:30] that's all we got

[00:40:30] for right now

[00:40:31] so thank you

[00:40:31] for having me

[00:40:32] and I appreciate

[00:40:33] you helping me

[00:40:34] with my Halloween costume

[00:40:35] and everything

[00:40:36] and watching this show

[00:40:38] with me.

[00:40:39] I just,

[00:40:40] I don't know,

[00:40:40] these girls,

[00:40:42] I'm here for it,

[00:40:43] you know,

[00:40:44] I did have to binge it

[00:40:45] but

[00:40:47] just,

[00:40:47] I got to get to know

[00:40:48] them more,

[00:40:49] so many of them.

[00:40:50] There's so many new ones

[00:40:51] which is fine

[00:40:52] and plus Mia

[00:40:53] and the whole

[00:40:54] 12 apostles

[00:40:55] that she keep bringing

[00:40:56] in every fucking episode.

[00:40:58] I'm just like,

[00:40:59] girl,

[00:40:59] bring in everybody

[00:41:00] at this point.

[00:41:01] Like,

[00:41:01] bring in your

[00:41:02] guy like Collin

[00:41:03] just at this point.

[00:41:04] The dentist,

[00:41:04] the doctor,

[00:41:05] bring in everybody

[00:41:06] because you're just

[00:41:07] bringing in everybody

[00:41:08] on this show.

[00:41:09] Well,

[00:41:09] listen,

[00:41:09] it's Mia's world.

[00:41:11] Well,

[00:41:11] that has been

[00:41:12] your Purple Pants

[00:41:13] podcast coverage

[00:41:14] of Real Housewives

[00:41:15] of Potomac

[00:41:15] Season 9,

[00:41:16] Episode 3 and 4.

[00:41:17] We'll be back

[00:41:18] to TNI

[00:41:19] in two weeks

[00:41:20] and we'll be covering

[00:41:20] Episode 5 and 6.

[00:41:22] We can't wait

[00:41:22] to see you there.

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[00:41:24] for watching and listening.

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